Current Events > Your reaction: The Rentoids get mad at you for raiding "Their" fridge

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All you wanted was a few brews and some old za. But they get all pissed.

What do you do?

Remind them that I own the place and ask where my tip is.

Are the people renting my place the hero and his companions who are destined to free the land from the evil of the Dark Lord?

If so, I immediately morph into my true form as one of the generals of his dark forces, a massive bloated monstrosity with ferocious jaws and fangs as thick as a man's forearm and declare that I represent gluttony, greed and consumption and that I shall devour all that is good and true in the world in service to my master...and attack in turn based combat.

Think of Breath of Fire 2 for reference.

Oh and did I mention I also have a little monocle on one giant blood red eye.