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VampireCoyote
07/22/23 4:09:45 AM
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Dark_Arbron
07/22/23 4:10:42 AM
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Vampire, youre gonna go home and puke.

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VampireCoyote
07/22/23 4:16:07 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Vampire, youre gonna go home and puke.

can I stay in that home? Im already puking there

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darkmaian23
07/22/23 5:14:45 AM
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Eh? Who is the lucky guy/girl/nonbinary munchkin?

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Mistere_Man
07/22/23 7:08:05 AM
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May it be enjoyable for all involved.

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VampireCoyote
07/22/23 10:35:48 AM
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darkmaian23 posted...
Eh? Who is the lucky guy/girl/nonbinary munchkin?

Will find out soon

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VampireCoyote
07/22/23 12:20:14 PM
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Woman walking in the park with another woman just sexy growled at me as I walked past this place is flirt central

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KogaSteelfang
07/22/23 4:31:03 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Will find out soon
It boggles my mind that this something that this is something others can just decide to do, and go out and do it.
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VFalcone
07/22/23 4:35:18 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
It boggles my mind that this something that this is something others can just decide to do, and go out and do it.
Most of them go to prison after
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VampireCoyote
07/22/23 4:36:12 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
It boggles my mind that this something that this is something others can just decide to do, and go out and do it.

Flirt flirt flirt. Just start doing it. Dont be vulgar or too suggestive. Be broad, positive, and use your body language. Control your breathing and youll feel like you control the room.

Be perceptive if someone isnt responding or seems confused then cut it out.

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kingdrake2
07/22/23 4:36:42 PM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
puke.


we're all puking.

think i let loose some in the sink last month. i couldn't stop coughing which led to that.
damn summer cold.

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CSCA33
07/22/23 4:40:11 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
It boggles my mind that this something that this is something others can just decide to do, and go out and do it.
Perfectly natural. Adults have adult needs.

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KogaSteelfang
07/22/23 5:41:21 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Be perceptive if someone isnt responding or seems confused then cut it out.
No one would respond to me.

CSCA33 posted...
Perfectly natural. Adults have adult needs.
I know. It's just that as an adult who is a total failure, I can't comprehend how it's so easy and natural for others.
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VampireCoyote
07/22/23 5:45:45 PM
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It isnt easy or natural for me at all. I force it through as if Im pushing an oiled up Gollum through a fine mesh sieve

if youre awkward sometimes that actually helps a lot

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-_rustykranz_-
07/22/23 5:48:26 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
pushing an oiled up Gollum through a fine mesh sieve

Post that in the AI image topic

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DrizztLink
07/22/23 5:49:19 PM
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Oh yeah?

Well I'm gonna go have more sex.

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Allende
07/22/23 6:07:30 PM
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KanWan posted...
Remember to Mash the A button to win

X for Sex, baybay!

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VampireCoyote
07/22/23 7:28:55 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Oh yeah?

Well I'm gonna go have more sex.

go ahead and try to outsex me but please stay hydrated

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VampireCoyote
07/22/23 7:29:54 PM
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KanWan posted...
Remember to Mash the A button to win

if playing against a boy sure

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KogaSteelfang
07/22/23 7:30:00 PM
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That's true, I did. One date, that never happened. Out of my entire life.

I see dozens of topics here each week about people's lives. Sure, some struggle at points too, but for most everyone else here love and dating are not unusual things. I'm so far beneath you guys that it's not even a joke any more
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PraetorXyn
07/22/23 8:04:51 PM
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https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o

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KogaSteelfang
07/22/23 8:06:42 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I feel like it's the opposite, and my worth determines whether I have access to those things.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Of course not.
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CSCA33
07/22/23 8:08:02 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
That's true, I did. One date, that never happened. Out of my entire life.

I see dozens of topics here each week about people's lives. Sure, some struggle at points too, but for most everyone else here love and dating are not unusual things. I'm so far beneath you guys that it's not even a joke any more
Have you tried grindr yet?

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ssj3vegeta
07/22/23 8:08:51 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...


Will find out soon

might be a CEuser

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VampireCoyote
07/22/23 8:10:28 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
might be a CEuser

might very well be

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SSJGrimReaper
07/22/23 8:12:48 PM
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ain't nobody having more sex than lww99

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Anony1125
07/22/23 8:14:05 PM
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too many posts to read, did TC have sex yet?

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