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brestugo
07/21/23 8:50:38 PM
#101:


Andy Dick

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Evil_Nice_Guy
07/21/23 8:51:00 PM
#102:


brestugo posted...
Oh hell yes.

I take it you've never seen Uncut Gems?
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masterbarf
07/21/23 8:53:43 PM
#103:


Strider102 posted...
That's the exception
He Got Game? . . . Chaplin?

I've seen a few minutes of a couple of movies with that poser-musician who I think rapped about Eminem. Dude acts like a seventh grader in a school play. I don't see any producer letting him in the same zip code of a good script.

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Torgo
07/21/23 9:29:58 PM
#104:


Evil_Nice_Guy posted...
@Torgo Why don't you like John Wick? :O

Because it's dumb.

It's an excuse to show off some choreographed fight scenes with a guy the audience is supposed to fantasize about being. There's the absolute bare minimum plot, and the bad guys are too stupid and cliche' to provide any sort of menace for the invincible hero.

Thing is, there are dumb movies that I actually like. Sometimes ironically, and sometimes genuinely. John Wick is just too mindless and basic to be fun. I can sit through "best fight scene compilation" videos on YouTube and have a richer experience.

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Evil_Nice_Guy
07/21/23 9:35:43 PM
#105:


Torgo posted...
Because it's dumb.

It's an excuse to show off some choreographed fight scenes with a guy the audience is supposed to fantasize about being. There's the absolute bare minimum plot, and the bad guys are too stupid and cliche' to provide any sort of menace for the invincible hero.

Thing is, there are dumb movies that I actually like. Sometimes ironically, and sometimes genuinely. John Wick is just too mindless and basic to be fun. I can sit through "best fight scene compilation" videos on YouTube and have a richer experience.

What about Christian John Wick "Beckman"? :P Yes, this is a thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed4u4g0xP4s

You know that Baldwin brother William Baldwin is desperate for work when he agreed to be in this movie. But hey, gotta pay those bills somehow right? Nicholas Cage was in one of the Left Behind movies lol.

And SPEAKING of the Baldwins, I think I'd hate any future movie Alec Baldwin will be in from here on out. Dude has proven to be nothing but a piece of shit with a crazy wife who insists on speaking with a Spanish accent even though she was born in America and lived in America all her life and never even spoke with a Spanish accent before she met Alec.
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DrizztLink
07/21/23 9:56:29 PM
#106:


^ Anyone know what the fuck this guy is going on about?

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Baha05
07/21/23 9:58:35 PM
#107:


DrizztLink posted...
^ Anyone know what the fuck this guy is going on about?
Something about Christian John Wick?

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ShaneMcComez
07/21/23 10:17:14 PM
#108:


Torgo posted...
Because it's dumb.

It's an excuse to show off some choreographed fight scenes with a guy the audience is supposed to fantasize about being. There's the absolute bare minimum plot, and the bad guys are too stupid and cliche' to provide any sort of menace for the invincible hero.

Thing is, there are dumb movies that I actually like. Sometimes ironically, and sometimes genuinely. John Wick is just too mindless and basic to be fun. I can sit through "best fight scene compilation" videos on YouTube and have a richer experience.
I kinda agree with what you mean. I liked the John Wick movies just enough to watch the first three movies once (though I'm dreading watching that 3-hour 4th movie. That's too long for an action movie.). Though I do get tired of some action movies that have too much repetitive action that's repeated over and over again. One example is with gunfight scenes where we see the main good guy(s) fire their weapon, then quick cut to a bad guy getting hit by a bullet. That's a common action scene that gets repeated ad nauseam at times, and especially in low budget movies as that's a cheap action scene to film.

I think the John Wick movies, as well as others out there, could've benefited from is some hard R-rated gratuitous violence, but just right the amount of it and not overdo it. A decapitation, limb dismemberment, head blown off, etc. Something to jolt the viewer and make them react with a "oh shit" moment. Some of my favorite action movies like Commando did that with a few graphic kills in it when Schwarzenegger had the machete to mix it up from the other scenes of him mowing down soldiers with a machine gun.

Oh yeah I do like some plot as well.
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AbstraktProfSC2
07/21/23 10:30:17 PM
#109:


MarbyIsBack posted...
Not sure what you're talking about, Morbius was a cult classic.

Fight Club, Requiem For A Dream, and American Psycho are all terrible

sarcasm btw

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AnsestralRecall
07/21/23 10:32:40 PM
#110:


HylianFox posted...
pop music

What a legitimately dumb post
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DrizztLink
07/21/23 10:34:46 PM
#111:


AnsestralRecall posted...
What a legitimately dumb post
If a movie is terrible for this reason, it actually ceases to be terrible once the music is no longer considered "pop."

It's a surprisingly intricate system.

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ShaneMcComez
07/21/23 10:44:57 PM
#112:


Long scenes of cars parking
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PeteyParker
07/21/23 10:57:52 PM
#113:


Evil_Nice_Guy posted...
What about Christian John Wick "Beckman"? :P Yes, this is a thing:

Hey Scotty. Jesus, man!

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Evil_Nice_Guy
07/21/23 11:28:54 PM
#114:


PeteyParker posted...
Hey Scotty. Jesus, man!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/0/AAfdDqAAErio.jpg
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Thermador446
07/21/23 11:32:36 PM
#115:


David Arquette.
Just.....the shittiest actor ever

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dancing_cactuar
07/21/23 11:44:31 PM
#116:


Digital Necromancy

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Evil_Nice_Guy
07/21/23 11:45:02 PM
#117:


Thermador446 posted...
David Arquette.
Just.....the shittiest actor ever

HEY! Show Officer Dewey some respect. He gave his life to try to stop Ghostface.
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Jx1010
07/22/23 1:37:19 AM
#118:


John travolta
whoopy goldberg
the guy from bourne supremacy

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rexcrk
07/22/23 3:52:27 AM
#120:


Daniel Day Lewis

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ROBANN_88
07/22/23 3:56:56 AM
#121:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Professional Basketball players
Airplane was pretty good

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VampireCoyote
07/22/23 4:02:17 AM
#122:


Jennifer Lopez

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Evil_Nice_Guy
07/22/23 4:05:33 AM
#123:


Amy Schumer
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bigtiggie23
07/22/23 6:14:55 AM
#124:


An Olympian with a starring role. See Gymkata and American Anthem.

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Mistere_Man
07/22/23 7:13:20 AM
#125:


bigtiggie23 posted...
An Olympian with a starring role. See Gymkata and American Anthem.

Gymkata gave us this though

https://youtu.be/mpm3XAU2rsc

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ShaneMcComez
07/22/23 9:35:01 AM
#126:


Kirk Cameron
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Requiem
07/22/23 12:50:46 PM
#127:


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Even Happy Gilmore?

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DrizztLink
07/22/23 1:50:09 PM
#128:


bigtiggie23 posted...
An Olympian with a starring role. See Gymkata and American Anthem.
It took me a second to realize you meant Olympic athletes and not Greek gods.

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ShotOJameson
07/22/23 1:55:33 PM
#129:


Owen Wilson

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Fluttershy
07/22/23 1:56:38 PM
#130:


Owen Wilson

he was the first to die in anaconda

my answer is the camera shake from that one scene in star wars, and i'm really pissed off that i can't help but see it everywhere now, and they use it in anime fucking constantly

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Sheiky-Baby
07/22/23 2:02:00 PM
#131:


Another one. Kevin James.

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ShaneMcComez
07/22/23 4:58:39 PM
#132:


Present day Rob Schneider
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FlyEaglesFly24
07/22/23 5:30:07 PM
#133:


Your mom

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Questionmarktarius
07/22/23 5:32:28 PM
#134:


ShaneMcComez posted...
Present day Rob Schneider
obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYA6duF-9E

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ShaneMcComez
07/23/23 11:52:47 AM
#136:


Questionmarktarius posted...
obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYA6duF-9E
I don't know why, but I found some of his older movies mildly amusing and not bad.
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ArsGoetia
07/24/23 9:44:31 AM
#137:


ShaneMcComez posted...
I don't know why, but I found some of his older movies mildly amusing and not bad.

deuce bigalow
the animal
the hot chick
all top tier pot brownie cinema
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The_Wheelman1
07/24/23 10:06:19 AM
#138:


"Directed by Michael Bay"

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