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Intro2Logic
07/18/23 7:39:22 PM
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Their father founded a major financial company in the 80s and is worth nine figures.

How would this affect your feelings?

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BewmHedshot
07/18/23 7:41:45 PM
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My feelings? Not much.

Odds of consenting to marriage might go up though.
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HANGtheDJ_86
07/18/23 7:41:45 PM
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I'm her Daddy

Existential crisis inbound

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The_X_Dawg
07/18/23 7:44:40 PM
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We've talked about this bro....

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NoxObscuras
07/18/23 7:49:23 PM
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It would make me self conscious for sure, but those worries about not measuring up and all that would fade as the relationship continued

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wanderingshade
07/18/23 7:51:04 PM
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I mean, if she was a cold heartless bitch it's not like I would stay around for just for the money.

But really there isn't enough information in this hypothetical.

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thronedfire2
07/18/23 7:52:03 PM
#7:


I'm suddenly very horny

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MarcoRubio
07/18/23 7:52:48 PM
#8:


I'm still richer

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Paragon21XX
07/18/23 7:58:18 PM
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Not much because I would assume that I won't see so much as a penny of it except for maybe the wedding expenses if the relationship even gets that far.

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divot1338
07/18/23 7:58:55 PM
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Babe we should go on vacation.

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Jiek_Fafn
07/18/23 8:01:13 PM
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I exclusively date women with deadbeat dads. Not by design; it's just who I attract.

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DrizztLink
07/18/23 8:02:50 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
I exclusively date women with deadbeat dads. Not by design; it's just who I attract.
Sigmund Freud would be roasting you so hard right now.

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KogaSteelfang
07/18/23 8:04:00 PM
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Idk, I don't really think it'd have too much of an effect.
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K181
07/18/23 8:06:27 PM
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Subract a digit and make the financial company an engineering firm, and that's basically what I discovered about my now-wife after a few months together.

It's fucking awesome.

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DrizztLink
07/18/23 8:07:16 PM
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K181 posted...
Subract a digit and make the financial company and engineering firm, and that's basically what I discovered about my now-wife after a few months together.

It's fucking awesome.
Her father founded a major financial company in the 8s?

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Have_A_Cigar
07/18/23 8:07:46 PM
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Worth 9 figures? Does that include the two past the decimal point?

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