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Bio1590 07/16/23 1:25:12 PM #1:	It's taken every single tomato that was even remotely close to ripening in like 2 days --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:974873953] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>It's taken every single tomato that was even remotely close to ripening in like 2 days </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/16/23 1:46:12 PM #2:	Shoot it with an elephant gun --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:974874297] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Shoot it with an elephant gun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 07/16/23 1:50:08 PM #3:	you could tamper with the remaining tomatoes with some pest control chemicals and try again with a new plant once the squirrel sorts itself out <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:974874362] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>you could tamper with the remaining tomatoes with some pest control chemicals and try again with a new plant once the squirrel sorts itself out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 07/16/23 1:50:57 PM #4:	Are you able to create an indoor garden? --- Eat the rich Destroy the GOP <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:974874372] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Are you able to create an indoor garden?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mercurydude 07/16/23 1:51:39 PM #5:	Sucks. I know what pests they can be because they like to try to invade my house when the weather turns cold. --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast <cite>mercurydude posted [p:974874387] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Sucks. I know what pests they can be because they like to try to invade my house when the weather turns cold. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/16/23 3:44:34 PM #6:	fucking squirrel. now there's no tomatoes for salad or other dishes. --- Republicans " hold together like a ball of lusty ticks" - drclaeys <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:974876589] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>fucking squirrel. now there's no tomatoes for salad or other dishes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 07/16/23 3:52:25 PM #7:	Bio1590 posted... It's taken every single tomato that was even remotely close to ripening in like 2 days You brought happiness to the squirrels, good job. --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:974876805] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite><quote>It's taken every single tomato that was even remotely close to ripening in like 2 days </quote>You brought happiness to the squirrels, good job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glucian 07/16/23 3:58:19 PM #8:	Squirrels just love tomatoes injected with cayenne pepper oil. Won't kill them btw. --- Chariots Chariots <cite>Glucian posted [p:974876899] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Squirrels just love tomatoes injected with cayenne pepper oil. Won't kill them btw.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 07/16/23 3:58:36 PM #9:	mercurydude posted... Sucks. I know what pests they can be because they like to try to invade my house when the weather turns cold. Possums? --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:974876902] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>mercurydude posted...</cite><quote>Sucks. I know what pests they can be because they like to try to invade my house when the weather turns cold. </quote>Possums?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_hulk88 07/16/23 4:03:20 PM #10:	But what is she supposed to eat? <cite>Mr_hulk88 posted [p:974876997] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>But what is she supposed to eat?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/16/23 6:05:22 PM #11:	Mr_hulk88 posted... But what is she supposed to eat? Elephant gun --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:974879207] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Mr_hulk88 posted... </cite><quote>But what is she supposed to eat?</quote>Elephant gun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_hulk88 07/16/23 6:07:30 PM #12:	No. For an animal it's a big deal to find a tomato. You can just get your own in a store. <cite>Mr_hulk88 posted [p:974879250] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>No.For an animal it's a big deal to find a tomato. You can just get your own in a store.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/16/23 6:13:43 PM #13:	Bio1590 posted... It's taken every single tomato that was even remotely close to ripening in like 2 days Drive four 8 foot dowels into the ground. Wrap with mosquito netting or something thicker. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:974879375] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite><quote>It's taken every single tomato that was even remotely close to ripening in like 2 days </quote>Drive four 8 foot dowels into the ground. Wrap with mosquito netting or something thicker.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 07/16/23 6:15:26 PM #14:	i bet it didnt even share with other squirrels that rascal --- "The age of men is over, the time of women have come" - God <cite>David1988 posted [p:974879412] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>i bet it didnt even share with other squirrels that rascal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LaLeyenda 07/16/23 6:22:01 PM #15:	Mr_hulk88 posted... But what is she supposed to eat? Bird food. --- The one and only and still the best. <cite>LaLeyenda posted [p:974879529] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Mr_hulk88 posted... </cite><quote>But what is she supposed to eat?</quote>Bird food. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 07/16/23 6:23:03 PM #16:	Irony posted... Shoot it with an elephant gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvesobqOleM --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:974879549] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Shoot it with an elephant gun</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvesobqOleM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Beveren_Rabbit 07/16/23 6:24:23 PM #17:	would you be okay with killing multiple squirrels? --- flops <cite>Beveren_Rabbit posted [p:974879574] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>would you be okay with killing multiple squirrels?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_hulk88 07/16/23 6:24:33 PM #18:	LaLeyenda posted... Bird food. Birds probably have a hard time finding food themselves. <cite>Mr_hulk88 posted [p:974879576] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>LaLeyenda posted... </cite><quote>Bird food.</quote>Birds probably have a hard time finding food themselves.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CSCA33 07/16/23 6:25:43 PM #19:	Set up motion sensors with an alarm --- [click here] (She/Her) <cite>CSCA33 posted [p:974879597] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Set up motion sensors with an alarm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/16/23 6:27:59 PM #20:	Mr_hulk88 posted... Birds probably have a hard time finding food themselves. Just look at the flowers --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:974879650] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Mr_hulk88 posted... </cite><quote>Birds probably have a hard time finding food themselves.</quote>Just look at the flowers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/16/23 6:28:52 PM #21:	divot1338 posted... Drive four 8 foot dowels into the ground. Wrap with mosquito netting or something thicker. It's a lone tomato plant in an absolutely massive-ass pot so I'm not 100% sure what my best course of action is here. I'm actually hoping to see how it's getting into the pot in the first place. If it's jumping off the stairs from my deck onto it then I can just move it, but if it's actually jumping to the lip from the ground and pulling itself up I might put some flimsy material around the lip (like a disc) that can't support its weight, so it'll just fall off when it jumps up. --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:974879658] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite><quote>Drive four 8 foot dowels into the ground. Wrap with mosquito netting or something thicker.</quote>It's a lone tomato plant in an absolutely massive-ass pot so I'm not 100% sure what my best course of action is here.I'm actually hoping to see how it's getting into the pot in the first place. If it's jumping off the stairs from my deck onto it then I can just move it, but if it's actually jumping to the lip from the ground and pulling itself up I might put some flimsy material around the lip (like a disc) that can't support its weight, so it'll just fall off when it jumps up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 07/16/23 6:29:50 PM #23:	Irony posted... Just look at the flowers Ironically (lmao) I also found out today the birds are eating some of the flowers I planted in some of my flower pots >_> They're also landing on the tomato plant and they knocked a few of the unripe tomatoes off --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:974879682] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Just look at the flowers</quote>Ironically (lmao) I also found out today the birds are eating some of the flowers I planted in some of my flower pots >_>They're also landing on the tomato plant and they knocked a few of the unripe tomatoes off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JMPzero 07/16/23 6:30:00 PM #24:	Could always grease the pot so the squirrel can't get a grip and slides down if it's climbing up lol --- https://www.twitch.tv/jmpzero <cite>JMPzero posted [p:974879684] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Could always grease the pot so the squirrel can't get a grip and slides down if it's climbing up lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 07/16/23 6:31:55 PM #25:	All I have is blackberries and I have a fuck ton of them. I mostly have birds that eat them, so it's not a big deal at all. Made a blackberry milkshake last night --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:974879729] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>All I have is blackberries and I have a fuck ton of them. I mostly have birds that eat them, so it's not a big deal at all. Made a blackberry milkshake last night</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/16/23 6:32:03 PM #26:	Bio1590 posted... It's a lone tomato plant in an absolutely massive-ass pot so I'm not 100% sure what my best course of action is here. I'm actually hoping to see how it's getting into the pot in the first place. If it's jumping off the stairs from my deck onto it then I can just move it, but if it's actually jumping to the lip from the ground and pulling itself up I might put some flimsy material around the lip (like a disc) that can't support its weight, so it'll just fall off when it jumps up. lol you dont stop a squirrel you merely delay it. It will find another way. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:974879732] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite><quote>It's a lone tomato plant in an absolutely massive-ass pot so I'm not 100% sure what my best course of action is here.I'm actually hoping to see how it's getting into the pot in the first place. If it's jumping off the stairs from my deck onto it then I can just move it, but if it's actually jumping to the lip from the ground and pulling itself up I might put some flimsy material around the lip (like a disc) that can't support its weight, so it'll just fall off when it jumps up.</quote>lol you dont stop a squirrel you merely delay it. It will find another way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patty_Fleur 07/16/23 6:32:54 PM #27:	Don't hurt the squirrel <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:974879746] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Don't hurt the squirrel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/16/23 6:33:56 PM #28:	https://youtube.com/shorts/nBKb_z4_tGY?feature=share https://youtube.com/shorts/Tz4XF23T1-U?feature=share --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:974879770] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>https://youtube.com/shorts/nBKb_z4_tGY?feature=sharehttps://youtube.com/shorts/Tz4XF23T1-U?feature=share</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 07/16/23 6:35:34 PM #29:	Cook it then eat it --- I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:974879798] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Cook it then eat it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuerrillaSoldier 07/16/23 6:40:40 PM #30:	you used to think squirrels were cute now you realize they're just thieves --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>GuerrillaSoldier posted [p:974879872] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>you used to think squirrels were cutenow you realize they're just thieves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/16/23 6:56:32 PM #31:	GuerrillaSoldier posted... you used to think squirrels were cute now you realize they're just thieves Squirrels lose like 70% of their nuts. They literally exist only to plant trees. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:974880141] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>GuerrillaSoldier posted... </cite><quote>you used to think squirrels were cutenow you realize they're just thieves </quote>Squirrels lose like 70% of their nuts. They literally exist only to plant trees.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChibiGhasts 07/16/23 6:58:24 PM #32:	Mr_hulk88 posted... No. For an animal it's a big deal to find a tomato. You can just get your own in a store. why cant the animal just go to the store themselves --- i am not ghasts <cite>ChibiGhasts posted [p:974880172] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Mr_hulk88 posted... </cite><quote>No.For an animal it's a big deal to find a tomato. You can just get your own in a store.</quote>why cant the animal just go to the store themselves</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
psideresider 07/16/23 6:59:41 PM #33:	PokemonExpert44 posted... Cook it then eat it This. Though you should probably kill it first. --- "Running twice as fast to stay in the same place" -Faith No More <cite>psideresider posted [p:974880189] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>PokemonExpert44 posted... </cite><quote>Cook it then eat it</quote>This. Though you should probably kill it first. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/16/23 7:01:46 PM #34:	divot1338 posted... Squirrels lose like 70% of their nuts. They literally exist only to plant trees. Found this out the fun way last year with sunflowers --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:974880218] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite><quote>Squirrels lose like 70% of their nuts. They literally exist only to plant trees.</quote>Found this out the fun way last year with sunflowers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/16/23 7:01:49 PM #35:	how far away from trees/buildings are the plants? we had squirrels living in the roof at my parents house but they never touched my mom's tomatoes. they won't run across big stretches of open area because they're afraid of predators. but if the plants are near anything they can jump to they'll eat them. --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974880219] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>how far away from trees/buildings are the plants? we had squirrels living in the roof at my parents house but they never touched my mom's tomatoes. they won't run across big stretches of open area because they're afraid of predators. but if the plants are near anything they can jump to they'll eat them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/16/23 7:02:43 PM #36:	You only have one option. https://youtu.be/DTvS9lvRxZ8 --- See children, Trumbles are bad, and if you don't believe me ask your dad... <cite>Trumble posted [p:974880242] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>You only have one option.https://youtu.be/DTvS9lvRxZ8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/16/23 7:04:09 PM #37:	Trumble posted... You only have one option. https://youtu.be/DTvS9lvRxZ8 This guy has literally too much free time --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:974880274] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>You only have one option.https://youtu.be/DTvS9lvRxZ8</quote>This guy has literally too much free time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/16/23 7:04:18 PM #38:	Trumble posted... You only have one option. https://youtu.be/DTvS9lvRxZ8 That dipshit doesnt realize a true squirrel would just leap on from the fence that runs aling the entire thing. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:974880279] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>You only have one option.https://youtu.be/DTvS9lvRxZ8</quote>That dipshit doesnt realize a true squirrel would just leap on from the fence that runs aling the entire thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/16/23 7:08:10 PM #39:	thronedfire2 posted... they won't run across big stretches of open area because they're afraid of predators. The ones here do because we legitimately have no predators in the immediate area E: Like this squirrel specifically lives across the back lane from my house --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:974880357] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>they won't run across big stretches of open area because they're afraid of predators.</quote>The ones here do because we legitimately have no predators in the immediate area E: Like this squirrel specifically lives across the back lane from my house</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/16/23 7:09:21 PM #40:	Bio1590 posted... The ones here do because we legitimately have no predators in the immediate area oh you're pretty screwed unless you take up BB hunting then. or get an outdoor cat. --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974880375] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite><quote>The ones here do because we legitimately have no predators in the immediate area </quote>oh you're pretty screwed unless you take up BB hunting then. or get an outdoor cat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Haejin 07/16/23 7:18:10 PM #41:	I reported you @Kaigainer for animal cruelty --- https://i.imgur.com/Iox9hAv.png <cite>Haejin posted [p:974880517] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>I reported you @Kaigainer for animal cruelty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/16/23 7:19:13 PM #42:	Haejin posted... I reported you @Kaigainer for animal cruelty you can also just ignore him for being a shitposter I forget what his other accounts are though --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974880531] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Haejin posted... </cite><quote>I reported you @Kaigainer for animal cruelty</quote>you can also just ignore him for being a shitposterI forget what his other accounts are though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/16/23 7:24:38 PM #43:	Bio1590 posted... Ironically (lmao) I also found out today the birds are eating some of the flowers I planted in some of my flower pots >_> They're also landing on the tomato plant and they knocked a few of the unripe tomatoes off The birds are in partnership with the squirrels. Growing season for tomato is almost gone (except for Mexico and Florida) --- Republicans " hold together like a ball of lusty ticks" - drclaeys <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:974880602] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted...</cite><quote>Ironically (lmao) I also found out today the birds are eating some of the flowers I planted in some of my flower pots >_>They're also landing on the tomato plant and they knocked a few of the unripe tomatoes off </quote>The birds are in partnership with the squirrels. Growing season for tomato is almost gone (except for Mexico and Florida)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbymuncher 07/16/23 7:33:12 PM #44:	I've seen people have success with plants in raised beds away from other taller objects. so maybe if you can put the pot up on a stool or something and get it far enough away from nearby trees / houses / fences that will work --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF <cite>kirbymuncher posted [p:974880749] in A squirrel... [t:80510319]...</cite> <quote>I've seen people have success with plants in raised beds away from other taller objects. so maybe if you can put the pot up on a stool or something and get it far enough away from nearby trees / houses / fences that will work</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > A squirrel has discovered my cherry tomato plant