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AlBundy33
07/16/23 9:35:36 AM
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PSA: This is mainly for manufacturers
Mens shorts are to be 2 inches BELOW THE FUCKING KNEE, if your product stops at the knee, you didnt use enough material

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BurmesePenguin
07/16/23 9:36:47 AM
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But they're comfy and easy to wear that way.

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LordMarshal
07/16/23 9:41:13 AM
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Actually its very normal for them to be shorter. Below the knees considered baggy.....

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bfslick50
07/16/23 9:44:01 AM
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I teach high school and for the boys the shorts have been getting shorter over last few years. Like mid-thigh is normal. To each their own I guess but not for me

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NinjaWarrior455
07/16/23 9:48:16 AM
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I like the new look. Expose the legs, boys

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LinkPizza
07/16/23 9:48:45 AM
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Shorts are suppose to be at the knee to a couple inches above the knee They are shorts, after all Below the knee is baggy, as the other poster said

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emblem-man
07/16/23 9:48:48 AM
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Hoochie daddy shorts season

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Glob
07/16/23 9:49:04 AM
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I live in a hot, humid climate. Long shorts are pointless.
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A_Good_Boy
07/16/23 9:49:27 AM
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Sounds like TC needs to start working on those chicken legs of his.

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Vegy
07/16/23 9:51:43 AM
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Do you even lift

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Heineken14
07/16/23 9:54:07 AM
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Definitely don't look up any pictures of soccer players from the 80s if short shorts offend you.

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GunmaN1905
07/16/23 9:55:05 AM
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Any men legwear that stops anywhere below the knee, but above the ankle immediately gets you on my irl ignore list.

Shorts -> above the knee.
Pants -> below the ankle.

Anything else is unacceptable.
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Raikuro
07/16/23 9:55:12 AM
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Show off dem sexy quads and glutes in your short shorts
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ZannoL
07/16/23 9:56:45 AM
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Mens bodies are sexy.

As such, the clothing nowadays is designed to show that off.

The idea of super baggy shorts that used to the norm for men is dying. Thank goodness.
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Southernfatman
07/16/23 10:04:17 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/KqYWYsv.gif

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MorbidFaithless
07/16/23 10:19:11 AM
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70s basketball shorts or bust!

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g980
07/16/23 10:36:19 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Shorts are suppose to be at the knee to a couple inches above the knee They are shorts, after all Below the knee is baggy, as the other poster said

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bsp77
07/16/23 10:37:06 AM
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Below the knee shorts are awful

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rexcrk
07/16/23 10:38:15 AM
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I feel like my legs are too short or something. Idk. But if I wear shorts that are too long I feel like they make me look stockier which is something I dont need lol.

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AlBundy33
07/16/23 4:56:00 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


If you care about style or whats in, youre doing being a man wrong

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Hambo
07/16/23 5:00:45 PM
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Capris can be nice too, but I love me a man in short shorts. It's like, slut it up my man.

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pinky0926
07/16/23 5:01:44 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
PSA: This is mainly for manufacturers
Mens shorts are to be 2 inches BELOW THE FUCKING KNEE, if your product stops at the knee, you didnt use enough material

No

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pinky0926
07/16/23 5:10:41 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
If you care about style or whats in, youre doing being a man wrong

My dude, you made a literal topic about men's fashion, typing out your manifesto for how men should dress, and however you want to try and justify it I promise you it was 100% about your sense of aesthetics.

It's ok, just own it.

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Euripides
07/16/23 5:11:52 PM
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The only people wearing below-the-knee shorts in 2023 are Insane Clown Posse and ICP fans

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brestugo
07/16/23 5:13:03 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

boxer briefs

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MC_BatCommander
07/16/23 5:17:42 PM
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Below the knee hasn't been in style for a long time, this ain't the 90s

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ArkhamOrigins
07/16/23 5:18:49 PM
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I've never seen this guy make a good topic

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Krojen
07/16/23 5:20:09 PM
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Shorter shorts are in style now. 2005 shorts are in museums.

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Kombucha
07/16/23 5:21:32 PM
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I remember my JNCO shorts back in 98'

Glad I have no pics of that garbage.

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ZannoL
07/16/23 6:14:00 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Below the knee hasn't been in style for a long time, this ain't the 90s

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HairyQueen
07/16/23 6:14:58 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
PSA: This is mainly for manufacturers
Mens shorts are to be 2 inches BELOW THE FUCKING KNEE, if your product stops at the knee, you didnt use enough material
Nobody who is attracted to men finds this attractive.

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thronedfire2
07/16/23 6:15:53 PM
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if they go below the knee you're just wearing capris that are too short

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LinkPizza
07/16/23 6:17:14 PM
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NinjaWarrior455 posted...
I like the new look. Expose the legs, boys

You got that right! I wanna see those legs!

AlBundy33 posted...
If you care about style or whats in, youre doing being a man wrong

Thats just bad advice

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LinkPizza
07/16/23 6:18:25 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
if they go below the knee you're just wearing capris that are too short

I read somewhere that they call them cursed capris

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boomgetchopped3
07/16/23 6:19:09 PM
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*tickles him*
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Shishiwakamaru
07/16/23 6:20:48 PM
#42:


This is TC

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/4/AAfJQaAAEqgS.jpg

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bigtiggie23
07/16/23 6:22:33 PM
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Shishiwakamaru posted...
This is TC

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/4/AAfJQaAAEqgS.jpg

Those look like MC Hammer pants that didn't get finished at the bottom.

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BuzzKilljoy
07/16/23 6:23:21 PM
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I have to buy shorts from the teenager section to get any that are long enough.

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a-c-a-b
07/16/23 6:24:47 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I figured you would have posted that pic of Lemmy.

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ZannoL
07/16/23 6:25:28 PM
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Perfect.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
07/16/23 6:28:51 PM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
Any men legwear that stops anywhere below the knee, but above the ankle immediately gets you on my irl ignore list.

Shorts -> above the knee.
Pants -> below the ankle.

Anything else is unacceptable.

Previously #1 World Ranked Tennis Singles Champion Rafael Nadal proves otherwise.

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TheAwesomeMatt
07/16/23 6:43:30 PM
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You can only pull off long shorts if you're Kevin Smith

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psideresider
07/16/23 6:50:32 PM
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So men should wear culottes?

I have noticed a lot of young adults bringing back the Larry Bird shorts though.

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ChibiGhasts
07/16/23 6:53:36 PM
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men should be wearing two inch inseam shorts, let me see a little ball action

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