Current Events > Capitol rioter's sentencing hearing has gone off the rails

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CableZL
07/14/23 3:46:22 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679914909235019778

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679939763757891584

They really need to televise these January 6th cases

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fan357
07/14/23 3:47:19 PM
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Cant wait to see what she said lmao

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CoyoteTheGreat
07/14/23 3:48:27 PM
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Throw the book at her. Maximum sentencing.

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CableZL
07/14/23 3:52:15 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679941655229616128

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679941781268361219

Do tell, Ms. Southard. Do tell.

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brestugo
07/14/23 3:53:48 PM
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The judge ought to throw in time for being an asshat. Call it "contempt" or whatever.

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CableZL
07/14/23 3:56:42 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679942144142766081

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679942406307737603

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679942702278877184

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CableZL
07/14/23 3:57:17 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679942979782410240

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Takuya_Lee
07/14/23 3:58:27 PM
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Not surprising plot twist: the officer she's pointing at wasn't at the Capitol on Jan 6.

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Takuya_Lee
07/14/23 3:59:10 PM
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CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679942979782410240

I hope that US Marshal is tall and looks intimidating.

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ZaruenKosai
07/14/23 3:59:41 PM
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I bet she points at the US Marshal Next.

Edit:

Will she do the right thing, and stop pointing, or the wrong thing, and point at the Marshall?

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brestugo
07/14/23 4:00:02 PM
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CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679942979782410240

She does it again and she's getting that contempt charge. C'mon Audrey, you can do it!

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Takuya_Lee
07/14/23 4:00:03 PM
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ZaruenKosai posted...
I bet she points at the US Marshal Next.

And that'll be the last pointing she ever does.

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CableZL
07/14/23 4:00:11 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679943277141688320

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679943586488393739

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SauI_Goodman
07/14/23 4:00:41 PM
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*tosses prepared statement* her lawyer be like wtf you doing. "i don't care what happens to me!" *facepalm*

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CableZL
07/14/23 4:02:09 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679944309854937088

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Kai_Laguna
07/14/23 4:04:06 PM
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Ok, so she's genuinely crazy, got it.
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CableZL
07/14/23 4:04:52 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679944704224378883

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CableZL
07/14/23 4:05:23 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679944979446153216

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Smashingpmkns
07/14/23 4:05:39 PM
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When you decide to throw me in prison for doing my duty. Think of what I now have to give up

Lol ok

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BlueAnnihilator
07/14/23 4:06:02 PM
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A brainlet right up to the end. Not even enough sense left to beg for mercy.

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CableZL
07/14/23 4:06:43 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679945399845396575

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Smashingpmkns
07/14/23 4:07:58 PM
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Asst US Attorney immediately stands to tell judge the Dept of Justice is no longer agreeing to a reduction in sentence for Ms Southard for acceptance of responsibility

The possible sentence recommendation just grew. Because of Southards words.

Standing by now for judge

Lmao

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darkace77450
07/14/23 4:09:07 PM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
Ok, so she's genuinely crazy, got it.

She, like many, lacks critical thinking skills (thanks to the GOP's assault on public education), thinks the world is ending (thanks to the GOP's right wing propaganda), and is either poor (thanks to the GOP's assault on social programs) or bigoted (thanks to the GOP's incessant demonizing of "others"). Add all of that up and you get, well, this. Lots and lots of this.
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Strider102
07/14/23 4:09:08 PM
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CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679945399845396575

Please keep going. Please, I have to see this play out

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Axiom
07/14/23 4:09:12 PM
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CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679945399845396575
Hahahahahahahahaha
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CableZL
07/14/23 4:09:53 PM
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Congress needs to pass a law to require cameras in federal courtrooms

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X8Azazel8X
07/14/23 4:10:06 PM
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At least 20 years fuck that. She seems to be one of the principle people that would have slaughtered all of congress if given the chance. Anything else saying otherwise is bullshit.

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Strider102
07/14/23 4:10:28 PM
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CableZL posted...
Congress needs to pass a law to require cameras in federal courtrooms

Exactly, the entire world needs to see this.

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DD_Divine
07/14/23 4:10:29 PM
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Screw all of them

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Starks
07/14/23 4:10:35 PM
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What are the sentencing guidelines if they now throw the book at her?

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ZMythos
07/14/23 4:12:34 PM
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Imagine throwing your life away for a loser like Donald Trump

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LaLeyenda
07/14/23 4:13:13 PM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
Ok, so she's genuinely crazy, got it.
Shes a Capitol Rioter so to me I assumed thats genuinely crazy by default.

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brestugo
07/14/23 4:13:27 PM
#33:


CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679945399845396575

Dumbass just gave herself more time. Not that that's a bad thing. She obviously has no clue how to act.

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CableZL
07/14/23 4:13:55 PM
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Starks posted...
What are the sentencing guidelines if they now throw the book at her?
https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/florida-woman-found-guilty-
multiple-felony-charges-assault-law-
enforcement-during-jan-6#:~:text=Audrey
%20Ann%20Southard%2DRumsey%2C%2054,
scheduled%20for%20June%203%2C%202023.

Audrey Ann Southard-Rumsey, 54, of Spring Hill, Florida, was found guilty of three counts of assaulting, resisting, or impeding officers, three counts of civil disorder, and one count of obstruction of an official proceeding, all felonies.

The obstruction of an official proceeding charge carries a max of 20 years, but I have no idea what the sentencing guidelines would be in this situation... Most people who have been convicted of that charge have been sentenced to like 4 - 5 years, but... I've never seen this happen...

We'll have to see what the judge does here

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Smashingpmkns
07/14/23 4:15:05 PM
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That's a rough 54

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ultimate_reaver
07/14/23 4:16:28 PM
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doing a big speech dramatic speech in the courtroom but instead of inspiring law and order music swelling behind you the curb your enthusiasm theme just keeps keeps getting louder and louder

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littlebro07
07/14/23 4:19:17 PM
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lolollololololol

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UnholyMudcrab
07/14/23 4:20:17 PM
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This is a nightmare scenario for her lawyers, and I'm here for it.

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Medussa
07/14/23 4:22:27 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
This is a nightmare scenario for her lawyers, and I'm here for it.

i'm definitely imagining the picard double face palm

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UltimateWing
07/14/23 4:24:25 PM
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What an idiot! This is what happens when you are in a cult. Reality escapes them.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/14/23 4:25:33 PM
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oh to be a fly in the wall during that hearing...
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Sandalorn
07/14/23 4:27:47 PM
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"Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!"

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CableZL
07/14/23 4:28:48 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679950846904135683

Wow

(Still not sure how terrorism enhancements work)

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CableZL
07/14/23 4:30:10 PM
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https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679951298660016132

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Turbam
07/14/23 4:30:19 PM
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I love that she said that she was going to tell the truth and then ended up pretty much saying nothing.

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UltimateWing
07/14/23 4:30:38 PM
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Yep! Made things worse for herself. Fool.

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Takuya_Lee
07/14/23 4:34:30 PM
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CableZL posted...
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1679951298660016132

Hahaha wow ..you know you really screwed up when the judge wants to throw the book harder at you than the prosecutors suggested.

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