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BlingBling22947
07/13/23 3:25:37 PM
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Even when it goes perfectly it sucks. Hate shitting.

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BlingBling22947
07/14/23 3:00:20 PM
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Pissing is hit or miss.

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SauI_Goodman
07/14/23 3:06:57 PM
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One thing I won't miss about life. What's that you say

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berlyman101
07/14/23 3:07:57 PM
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actually, you won't miss anything. You'll be dead

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GuerrillaSoldier
07/14/23 3:11:18 PM
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if it's sucking you're doing it wrong

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DarthDemented
07/14/23 3:16:25 PM
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Idk, gets you some much needed privacy. Even when it turns out to just be a fart.

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Smackems
07/14/23 3:18:36 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
actually, you won't miss anything. You'll be dead
Well he could be going into suspended conscious animation like a tardigrade

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tankboy
07/14/23 3:39:33 PM
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If you eat a lot of very spicy food, you'll forget all your other problems.
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Sandalorn
07/14/23 3:41:12 PM
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Absolutely the worst part of growing old. You only have those amazing age 20 shits in your dreams.

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Torgo
07/14/23 3:43:46 PM
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Eat more fiber and vegetables.

When I stopped eating junk food my pooping time became way better.

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Torgo
07/14/23 3:44:43 PM
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Sandalorn posted...
Absolutely the worst part of growing old. You only have those amazing age 20 shits in your dreams.

I must be the opposite. I had issues when I was younger, I'm having the best shits of my life as I get into middle age.

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ironman2009
07/14/23 3:45:12 PM
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Shitting once every 2 days is the sweet spot.

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Sandalorn
07/14/23 4:29:38 PM
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Torgo posted...
I must be the opposite. I had issues when I was younger, I'm having the best shits of my life as I get into middle age.


Well, I did go through 14 months of Chemo for Cancer in that area so I might have some other variables at play.

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psideresider
07/14/23 4:34:53 PM
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Torgo posted...
I must be the opposite. I had issues when I was younger, I'm having the best shits of my life as I get into middle age.

This. I have ulcerative colitis and it was hell on me as a kid. Stomach and shits are 100% better in my late 40s. Though diet and medical mj have played a huge role.

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