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Smackems
07/12/23 11:19:23 AM
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My asshole itch

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Robot2600
07/12/23 11:20:31 AM
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doctor

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EthanSilver
07/12/23 11:22:05 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
doctor
Yes. See your regular doctor. Don't trust random nobodies online.

Some people took horse medicine and pooped out their intestinal linen tissue because of that.
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Dakimakura
07/12/23 11:22:23 AM
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Vet

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Smackems
07/12/23 11:22:49 AM
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EthanSilver posted...
Yes. See your regular doctor. Don't trust random nobodies online.

Some people took horse medicine and pooped out their intestinal linen tissue because of that.
Isn't that literally what I want right now tho

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Poorly
07/12/23 11:22:55 AM
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Scratch that itch maybe

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Smackems
07/12/23 11:23:51 AM
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Poorly posted...
Scratch that itch maybe
I scratched it with a fork now there's blood everywhere

No worm yet

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EthanSilver
07/12/23 11:24:16 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
Vet
That only applies to you.

Heard somewhere that body pillows count as pets. Don't quote me on that though.
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Poorly
07/12/23 11:25:16 AM
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Smackems posted...
I scratched it with a fork now there's blood everywhere

No worm yet
The worm is inside the blood

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Smackems
07/12/23 11:25:28 AM
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So stuff a pillow up my ass?

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Dakimakura
07/12/23 11:25:42 AM
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EthanSilver posted...
That only applies to you.

Heard somewhere that body pillows count as pets. Don't quote me on that though.

Referring to ones wife as a pet is incredibly offensive.

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Will_VIIII
07/12/23 11:25:50 AM
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You gotta use a strainer and see if there are worm eggs or heads.

You could ride it out awhile and lose a few pounds tho if that's a thing you want or need to do


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EthanSilver
07/12/23 11:26:03 AM
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Smackems posted...
Isn't that literally what I want right now tho
Poop worms out, yes. Your intestinal lining? No, you really don't want to do that.
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ironman2009
07/12/23 11:26:14 AM
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Packing tape that ass up then rip it off and see what comes out.

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EthanSilver
07/12/23 11:26:42 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
Referring to ones wife as a pet is incredibly offensive.
Don't shoot the messenger. Dx
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Smackems
07/12/23 11:26:49 AM
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EthanSilver posted...
Poop worms out, yes. Your intestinal lining? No, you really don't want to do that.
Well I'm not using it for anything else

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MabusIncarnate
07/12/23 11:28:28 AM
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Itching around your anus, or little white rice bits in your turds are common signs. You live in a hick place, one of your neighbors can hook you up with horse dewormer I bet.

Heavy amounts of garlic can eventually kill them too.

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EthanSilver
07/12/23 11:28:44 AM
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Smackems posted...
Well I'm not using it for anything else
You sure?

Just because you are not aware of what it does doesn't mean it doesn't have it's uses.

Intestinal epithelial cells (IECs) line the surface of intestinal epithelium, where they play important roles in the digestion of food, absorption of nutrients, and protection of the human body from microbial infections, and others.
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EthanSilver
07/12/23 11:29:21 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Itching around your anus, or little white rice bits in your turds are common signs. You live in a hick place, one of your neighbors can hook you up with horse dewormer I bet.

Heavy amounts of garlic can eventually kill them too.
Oh gawd...
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Smackems
07/12/23 11:30:00 AM
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Sounds like a good time. I've been pretty bored

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Smackems
07/12/23 11:30:56 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Itching around your anus, or little white rice bits in your turds are common signs. You live in a hick place, one of your neighbors can hook you up with horse dewormer I bet.

Heavy amounts of garlic can eventually kill them too.
So shove garlic up my ass got ya thanks buddy

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EthanSilver
07/12/23 11:31:52 AM
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Smackems posted...
So shove garlic up my ass got ya thanks buddy
Oh gawd...
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MabusIncarnate
07/12/23 11:32:14 AM
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Yeah suppository at its source is a good plan

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Dakimakura
07/12/23 11:32:30 AM
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Do not shove anything up your ass unless it is horse medicine.


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EthanSilver
07/12/23 11:32:51 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
Do not shove anything up your ass unless it is horse medicine.
Oh gawd...
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Smackems
07/12/23 11:33:02 AM
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So all I had was a feather pillow but I got er in there

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MabusIncarnate
07/12/23 11:34:45 AM
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You can stick a hot dog up there and pull it out when they all start munching on it, like unclogging a hairy drain.

Source - Webmd

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Smackems
07/12/23 11:35:31 AM
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I already put one in there a few days ago. Had some worms on it but dammit I wanted it in there

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The_Korey
07/12/23 11:45:17 AM
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Ain't those worms kinda like leg-less ant? Maybe if you had an anteater's konsent...


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EthanSilver
07/12/23 11:46:23 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Ain't those worms kinda like leg-less ant? Maybe if you had an anteater's konsent...
Oh gawd...
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Smackems
07/12/23 11:49:21 AM
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I farted and it looked like a grenade went off in a chicken coop

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Poorly
07/12/23 11:53:43 AM
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Smackems posted...
I farted and it looked like a grenade went off in a chicken coop
Pull the grenade pin with ur teeth

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brestugo
07/12/23 12:00:21 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mgOw4GucBIU


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MabusIncarnate
07/12/23 4:28:24 PM
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Bump

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Irony
07/12/23 4:30:21 PM
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Try wiping

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Smackems
07/12/23 4:30:38 PM
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It's not ok

Mf came out looking like that anaconda from... Anaconda

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A_Good_Boy
07/12/23 4:31:21 PM
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Poop often enough and eventually they'll make their presence known, if they're there.

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Smackems
07/12/23 4:32:51 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Poop often enough and eventually they'll make their presence known, if they're there.
Oh they were there

They're holding my house hostage

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