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Block_that_Kick 07/10/23 10:20:57 AM #1:	https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/cameroonian-lady-to-attempt-breaking-guinness-world-record-for-longest-s3x-a-thon/ A Cameroonian lady identified as Danny Zara has announced plans to embark on a 200-hour sex marathon. Zara, in a post on Facebook, said that the Guinness World Record is aware of my proposed attempt to have continuous sexual intercourse for 200 hrs. She sought the participation of willing men to join her in the endeavour slated to start on 17th July to 25th July 2023. Zara said: Ladies and Gentlemen, after the confirmation from the Guinness Books of Records, I have decided to break a record of the Longest Sex Hour. Planet Cameroon, it is time for you to support your own so we can bring this book to our country make Nigeria no help us tear am. Thanks to my defense team Bella Powers of Bella Powers Voice. All we need now are guys that will Volunteer theirselves for this project to be carried out. Your girl is loyal. --- The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. <cite>Block_that_Kick posted [p:974742664] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/cameroonian-lady-to-attempt-breaking-guinness-world-record-for-longest-s3x-a-thon/A Cameroonian lady identified as Danny Zara has announced plans to embark on a 200-hour sex marathon.Zara, in a post on Facebook, said that the Guinness World Record is aware of my proposed attempt to have continuous sexual intercourse for 200 hrs.She sought the participation of willing men to join her in the endeavour slated to start on 17th July to 25th July 2023.Zara said: Ladies and Gentlemen, after the confirmation from the Guinness Books of Records, I have decided to break a record of the Longest Sex Hour.Planet Cameroon, it is time for you to support your own so we can bring this book to our country make Nigeria no help us tear am. Thanks to my defense team Bella Powers of Bella Powers Voice.All we need now are guys that will Volunteer theirselves for this project to be carried out. Your girl is loyal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnterTheTekken 07/10/23 10:23:19 AM #2:	This is what we want to set a volunteerism record for? --- https://media.giphy.com/media/a3IWyhkEC0p32/giphy.gif <cite>EnterTheTekken posted [p:974742698] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>This is what we want to set a volunteerism record for? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 07/10/23 10:24:09 AM #3:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/6/AAfNgnAAEpU2.jpg ~~Not really that is nasty AF sounds like a great way to get an STD~~ --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:974742711] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/6/AAfNgnAAEpU2.jpg Not really that is nasty AF sounds like a great way to get an STD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 07/10/23 10:24:53 AM #4:	Better hope you're going in the 1st hour and not the 200th hour --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:974742722] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Better hope you're going in the 1st hour and not the 200th hour</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 07/10/23 10:25:42 AM #5:	Just did a quick search... AIDS rate seems pretty high... I'm good --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:974742741] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Just did a quick search... AIDS rate seems pretty high... I'm good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prismsblade 07/10/23 10:26:36 AM #6:	Not my cup of tea, even putting this event aside. Buy I wish her the best, and whoever ger partners are. Particularly any past the first. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer <cite>Prismsblade posted [p:974742754] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Not my cup of tea, even putting this event aside. Buy I wish her the best, and whoever ger partners are.Particularly any past the first.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/10/23 10:27:49 AM #7:	Good luck everyone! --- "They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through." <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:974742782] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Good luck everyone!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 07/10/23 10:29:50 AM #8:	Dibs on last --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:974742805] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Dibs on last </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 07/10/23 10:30:43 AM #9:	How does one have sex for 200hrs? you have to eat, sleep, use the restroom at some point. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:974742814] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>How does one have sex for 200hrs?you have to eat, sleep, use the restroom at some point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MegaTech 07/10/23 10:33:39 AM #11:	What is the current record? Days on end seems insane. Edit:Only thing i could find was 15 hours, 7 minutes and 23 seconds. So this is overkill lol. --- That one bloke with a haggard smirk, whereabouts unknown, puttin in that cloak and dagger work. https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi <cite>MegaTech posted [p:974742858] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>What is the current record? Days on end seems insane.Edit:Only thing i could find was 15 hours, 7 minutes and 23 seconds. So this is overkill lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FactsKeepHurtin 07/10/23 10:35:35 AM #12:	What is the requirements for it to keep the marathon going? Have sex with breaks of 15 minutes in between? <cite>FactsKeepHurtin posted [p:974742889] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>What is the requirements for it to keep the marathon going? Have sex with breaks of 15 minutes in between?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/10/23 10:35:35 AM #13:	Returning_CEmen posted... How does one have sex for 200hrs? you have to eat, sleep, use the restroom at some point. You don't technically have to stop fucking to do any of those. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:974742890] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite><quote>How does one have sex for 200hrs?you have to eat, sleep, use the restroom at some point.</quote>You don't technically have to stop fucking to do any of those.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 07/10/23 10:37:45 AM #14:	Maybe the record considers oral to be "sex"? --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:974742923] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Maybe the record considers oral to be "sex"? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 07/10/23 10:38:13 AM #15:	FactsKeepHurtin posted... What is the requirements for it to keep the marathon going? Have sex with breaks of 15 minutes in between? Wait. Wtf is even the criteria here? Even if you could fall asleep while getting banged out, it's almost certainly not going to be productive sleep. Does she have to be involved the entire time? Is a sex a thon specifically her getting trained? I need to know! Well realistically I'll probably forget/lose interest in about 20 minutes... --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:974742931] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>FactsKeepHurtin posted... </cite><quote>What is the requirements for it to keep the marathon going? Have sex with breaks of 15 minutes in between?</quote>Wait. Wtf is even the criteria here? Even if you could fall asleep while getting banged out, it's almost certainly not going to be productive sleep. Does she have to be involved the entire time? Is a sex a thon specifically her getting trained? I need to know! Well realistically I'll probably forget/lose interest in about 20 minutes... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Block_that_Kick 07/10/23 10:41:28 AM #16:	Returning_CEmen posted... How does one have sex for 200hrs? you have to eat, sleep, use the restroom at some point. You know theres going to be at least one person hoping that theyre inside her the moment she needs to take a shit. --- The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. <cite>Block_that_Kick posted [p:974743007] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite><quote>How does one have sex for 200hrs?you have to eat, sleep, use the restroom at some point.</quote>You know theres going to be at least one person hoping that theyre inside her the moment she needs to take a shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 07/10/23 10:48:13 AM #17:	Blows my mind that Lisa Sparxxx still has the biggest gang bang after all this time. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:974743131] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Blows my mind that Lisa Sparxxx still has the biggest gang bang after all this time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 07/10/23 11:08:39 AM #18:	I wonder if she's going to live stream this record attempt. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:974743540] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>I wonder if she's going to live stream this record attempt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 07/10/23 11:14:07 AM #19:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsTbVignFUU --- "Big Sweaty Otis" -Titus O'Neil <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:974743644] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsTbVignFUU</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 07/10/23 11:24:17 AM #20:	I presume they consider just being ejaculated on as sex. So she just has to sit there and act interested? What a shitty thing to do though. I would be wrecked even if i was asked to play a game for 200 hours straight. How much money does she get? --- Load me into the matrix and dont pull the plug <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:974743828] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>I presume they consider just being ejaculated on as sex. So she just has to sit there and act interested?What a shitty thing to do though. I would be wrecked even if i was asked to play a game for 200 hours straight. How much money does she get?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 07/10/23 11:31:04 AM #21:	Cobra1010 posted... I presume they consider just being ejaculated on as sex. So she just has to sit there and act interested? What a shitty thing to do though. I would be wrecked even if i was asked to play a game for 200 hours straight. How much money does she get? 99% sure you don't get paid from Guinness. She likely has sponsors. --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:974743950] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Cobra1010 posted... </cite><quote>I presume they consider just being ejaculated on as sex. So she just has to sit there and act interested?What a shitty thing to do though. I would be wrecked even if i was asked to play a game for 200 hours straight. How much money does she get?</quote>99% sure you don't get paid from Guinness. She likely has sponsors.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/10/23 11:34:34 AM #22:	200 hours seems like she going to die. Also it's impossible to have sex for 200 actually consecutive hours so like what's the criteria for what counts as consecutive? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:974744009] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>200 hours seems like she going to die. Also it's impossible to have sex for 200 actually consecutive hours so like what's the criteria for what counts as consecutive? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lobinde 07/10/23 11:36:39 AM #23:	Death by snu snu. <cite>Lobinde posted [p:974744044] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Death by snu snu.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 07/10/23 11:38:11 AM #24:	I'm really curious what this would entail. Would she have to actively be having intercourse for the entirety of those 200 hours? Because that sounds impossible Cobra1010 posted... What a shitty thing to do though. I would be wrecked even if i was asked to play a game for 200 hours straight. You'd be wrecked doing anything for 200 hours straight. That's over 8 days. Most people would start hallucinating after 3 or 4 days. So 8 days would really fuck you up. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:974744073] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>I'm really curious what this would entail. Would she have to actively be having intercourse for the entirety of those 200 hours? Because that sounds impossibleCobra1010 posted... </cite><quote>What a shitty thing to do though. I would be wrecked even if i was asked to play a game for 200 hours straight.</quote>You'd be wrecked doing anything for 200 hours straight. That's over 8 days. Most people would start hallucinating after 3 or 4 days. So 8 days would really fuck you up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 07/10/23 11:53:37 AM #25:	NoxObscuras posted... You'd be wrecked doing anything for 200 hours straight. That's over 8 days. Most people would start hallucinating after 3 or 4 days. So 8 days would really fuck you up. In this case, a perfect choice of words. --- "Big Sweaty Otis" -Titus O'Neil <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:974744406] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>You'd be wrecked doing anything for 200 hours straight. That's over 8 days. Most people would start hallucinating after 3 or 4 days. So 8 days would really fuck you up.</quote>In this case, a perfect choice of words. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 07/10/23 2:36:15 PM #26:	Mom and dad couldnt be more proud! --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:974747564] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Mom and dad couldnt be more proud!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 07/10/23 2:52:23 PM #27:	Lordgold666 posted... Mom and dad couldnt be more proud! I can't remember her name. But it was one porn star and her dad was her agent. I remember people here talking about it . --- "Big Sweaty Otis" -Titus O'Neil <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:974747882] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Lordgold666 posted... </cite><quote>Mom and dad couldnt be more proud!</quote>I can't remember her name. But it was one porn star and her dad was her agent. I remember people here talking about it .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 07/10/23 3:16:58 PM #28:	cjsdowg posted... I can't remember her name. But it was one porn star and her dad was her agent. I remember people here talking about it . I was just shitposting, but i somewhat recall that lol --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:974748386] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>cjsdowg posted... </cite><quote>I can't remember her name. But it was one porn star and her dad was her agent. I remember people here talking about it .</quote>I was just shitposting, but i somewhat recall that lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 07/10/23 3:17:48 PM #29:	Imagine being that dad tho "Honey, you gotta focus less on the head and more on the shaft. Fondle the balls if you want." --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:974748401] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Imagine being that dad tho"Honey, you gotta focus less on the head and more on the shaft. Fondle the balls if you want."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 07/10/23 3:19:47 PM #30:	Lordgold666 posted... Imagine being that dad tho "Honey, you gotta focus less on the head and more on the shaft. Fondle the balls if you want." Like that episode of house where the 'perfect woman' was a teenage model that turned out to be a hermaphrodite or something. Dad was pumping her full of booze and blow. --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:974748437] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Lordgold666 posted... </cite><quote>Imagine being that dad tho"Honey, you gotta focus less on the head and more on the shaft. Fondle the balls if you want."</quote>Like that episode of house where the 'perfect woman' was a teenage model that turned out to be a hermaphrodite or something. Dad was pumping her full of booze and blow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmilyTheCEman 07/10/23 3:21:49 PM #31:	Wouldnt the sheer amount of friction become fucking AGONY after a while? Itd eventually feel like a constant Indian sunburn. --- Now Playing - Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time <cite>EmilyTheCEman posted [p:974748476] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Wouldnt the sheer amount of friction become fucking AGONY after a while? Itd eventually feel like a constant Indian sunburn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 07/10/23 3:28:40 PM #32:	cjsdowg posted... I can't remember her name. But it was one porn star and her dad was her agent. I remember people here talking about it . Weirdest one involving family that I heard of, was where a son help his mom set up an of account so she could make more money... Later he sued her because she started making a lot of money and he wanted a bigger share >_> --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:974748635] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>cjsdowg posted... </cite><quote>I can't remember her name. But it was one porn star and her dad was her agent. I remember people here talking about it .</quote>Weirdest one involving family that I heard of, was where a son help his mom set up an of account so she could make more money... Later he sued her because she started making a lot of money and he wanted a bigger share >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 07/10/23 3:30:09 PM #33:	This is going to end poorly --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:974748659] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>This is going to end poorly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Requiem 07/10/23 3:30:33 PM #34:	How does this even work? Is she going to eat / use restroom / sleep / etc etc while having sex? Would some of that even count as having sex? --- Copyright free literature available at http://www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page... otherwise known as Tex-Mex <cite>Requiem posted [p:974748668] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>How does this even work?Is she going to eat / use restroom / sleep / etc etc while having sex?Would some of that even count as having sex?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
willythemailboy 07/10/23 3:30:54 PM #35:	Damn, she knows what she's doing. The bottom of the article says "No CEmen please." --- There are four lights. <cite>willythemailboy posted [p:974748679] in Volunteers... [t:80504560]...</cite> <quote>Damn, she knows what she's doing. The bottom of the article says "No CEmen please."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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