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umax555 07/09/23 11:28:32 PM #1:	Go <cite>umax555 posted [p:974737316] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>Go</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 07/09/23 11:29:40 PM #3:	How many bare asses do you see on a daily basis --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:974737335] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>How many bare asses do you see on a daily basis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/09/23 11:30:00 PM #4:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Your testicles --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:974737338] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Your testicles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
umax555 07/09/23 11:30:08 PM #5:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] That good sir is a scrotum <cite>umax555 posted [p:974737344] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> That good sir is a scrotum</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CSCA33 07/09/23 11:30:34 PM #6:	How realistic is surgeon simulator? --- [click here] (She/Her) <cite>CSCA33 posted [p:974737350] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>How realistic is surgeon simulator?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
umax555 07/09/23 11:30:59 PM #7:	HylianFox posted... How many bare asses do you see on a daily basis Maybe like 1 every 1-2 weeks. I aint going where the sun dont shine unless theres a reason to. <cite>umax555 posted [p:974737355] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>How many bare asses do you see on a daily basis</quote>Maybe like 1 every 1-2 weeks. I aint going where the sun dont shine unless theres a reason to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
umax555 07/09/23 11:31:26 PM #8:	CSCA33 posted... How realistic is surgeon simulator? Idk, never tried it <cite>umax555 posted [p:974737363] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>CSCA33 posted... </cite><quote>How realistic is surgeon simulator?</quote>Idk, never tried it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 07/09/23 11:31:35 PM #9:	Are you a doctor like DarkRoast, or "doctor" like Dan Haren? --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:974737366] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>Are you a doctor like DarkRoast, or "doctor" like Dan Haren?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 07/09/23 11:32:00 PM #11:	Would you rather an appointment with a patient who's non-stop sneezing, or one who's non-stop farting? --- See children, Trumbles are bad, and if you don't believe me ask your dad... <cite>Trumble posted [p:974737375] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>Would you rather an appointment with a patient who's non-stop sneezing, or one who's non-stop farting?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CSCA33 07/09/23 11:32:39 PM #12:	umax555 posted... Idk, never tried it You should --- [click here] (She/Her) <cite>CSCA33 posted [p:974737382] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>umax555 posted... </cite><quote>Idk, never tried it</quote>You should </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 07/09/23 11:34:51 PM #13:	umax555 posted... Maybe like 1 every 1-2 weeks. I aint going where the sun dont shine unless theres a reason to. You lost your love for the sport somewhere along the way? --- I feel well put <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:974737411] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>umax555 posted... </cite><quote>Maybe like 1 every 1-2 weeks. I aint going where the sun dont shine unless theres a reason to.</quote>You lost your love for the sport somewhere along the way?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
umax555 07/09/23 11:35:23 PM #14:	LeCh0nk posted... Are you a doctor like DarkRoast, or "doctor" like Dan Haren? Idk who those people are. But yes I am an actual doctor. KanWan posted... Worst experience with a patient? I had a guy scream in my face cursing at me because I didnt give him what he wanted (needed to get records from his previous doc before I felt comfortable doing what he wanted). Which isnt so bad because Ive known doctors who got physically assaulted by patients, especially in the hospital. <cite>umax555 posted [p:974737416] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>LeCh0nk posted... </cite><quote>Are you a doctor like DarkRoast, or "doctor" like Dan Haren?</quote>Idk who those people are. But yes I am an actual doctor.KanWan posted... </cite><quote>Worst experience with a patient?</quote>I had a guy scream in my face cursing at me because I didnt give him what he wanted (needed to get records from his previous doc before I felt comfortable doing what he wanted). Which isnt so bad because Ive known doctors who got physically assaulted by patients, especially in the hospital.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
umax555 07/09/23 11:36:08 PM #15:	Trumble posted... Would you rather an appointment with a patient who's non-stop sneezing, or one who's non-stop farting? Non-stop sneezing <cite>umax555 posted [p:974737424] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>Would you rather an appointment with a patient who's non-stop sneezing, or one who's non-stop farting?</quote>Non-stop sneezing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 07/09/23 11:36:58 PM #16:	I just started working in a hospital. Why the fuck is the fax machine such a huge part of how information gets everywhere? It's 2023 --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:974737432] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>I just started working in a hospital. Why the fuck is the fax machine such a huge part of how information gets everywhere? It's 2023</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 07/09/23 11:37:09 PM #17:	umax555 posted... Idk, never tried it some doctor you are... --- The stone that fell is still falling, so let that stone be a wondrous thing <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:974737433] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>umax555 posted... </cite><quote>Idk, never tried it</quote>some doctor you are...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 07/09/23 11:37:36 PM #18:	How much dumb shit do you see from patients? Either stuff they did to themselves or bullshit cases that really didn't need a doctor to look at. --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:974737439] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>How much dumb shit do you see from patients? Either stuff they did to themselves or bullshit cases that really didn't need a doctor to look at.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zinformant 07/09/23 11:37:37 PM #19:	Have you ever been served? --- While we count these petals to pluck them off a cosmos The stem is likely to blast but never does the fate <cite>zinformant posted [p:974737440] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>Have you ever been served?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
umax555 07/09/23 11:38:33 PM #20:	Jiek_Fafn posted... I just started working in a hospital. Why the fuck is the fax machine such a huge part of how information gets everywhere? It's 2023 Good question, its a bane of my existence. viewmaster_pi posted... some doctor you are... Why would I? Im not a surgeon. <cite>umax555 posted [p:974737456] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>I just started working in a hospital. Why the fuck is the fax machine such a huge part of how information gets everywhere? It's 2023</quote>Good question, its a bane of my existence.viewmaster_pi posted... </cite><quote>some doctor you are...</quote>Why would I? Im not a surgeon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 07/09/23 11:40:06 PM #22:	umax555 posted... Non-stop sneezing Would your answer change if the sneezes were contagious and the farts were loud but had basically no smell? --- See children, Trumbles are bad, and if you don't believe me ask your dad... <cite>Trumble posted [p:974737477] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>umax555 posted... </cite><quote>Non-stop sneezing</quote>Would your answer change if the sneezes were contagious and the farts were loud but had basically no smell?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
umax555 07/09/23 11:40:25 PM #23:	DKBananaSlamma posted... How much dumb shit do you see from patients? Either stuff they did to themselves or bullshit cases that really didn't need a doctor to look at. A lot. But generally Id rather people come in if theyre unsure about something, better safe than sorry. zinformant posted... Have you ever been served? No knock on wood <cite>umax555 posted [p:974737482] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>How much dumb shit do you see from patients? Either stuff they did to themselves or bullshit cases that really didn't need a doctor to look at.</quote>A lot. But generally Id rather people come in if theyre unsure about something, better safe than sorry.zinformant posted... </cite><quote>Have you ever been served?</quote>No knock on wood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
umax555 07/09/23 11:41:21 PM #24:	KanWan posted... have you ever had an oh shit we actually gotta get you to an emergency room, why are you even here moment? if not, switch to urgent care (dunno how the steps to that work out) Yeah that happens once a month or so. <cite>umax555 posted [p:974737498] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>KanWan posted... </cite><quote>have you ever had an oh shit we actually gotta get you to an emergency room, why are you even here moment? if not, switch to urgent care (dunno how the steps to that work out)</quote>Yeah that happens once a month or so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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umax555 07/09/23 11:45:23 PM #26:	Trumble posted... Would your answer change if the sneezes were contagious and the farts were loud but had basically no smell? Probably. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Top number yes, bottom number no. I wouldnt start you on medication though. In fact I would probably have you recheck it multiple times at home and in the office, because that reading doesnt seem accurate. <cite>umax555 posted [p:974737549] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>Would your answer change if the sneezes were contagious and the farts were loud but had basically no smell?</quote>Probably.<cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Top number yes, bottom number no. I wouldnt start you on medication though. In fact I would probably have you recheck it multiple times at home and in the office, because that reading doesnt seem accurate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 07/09/23 11:50:30 PM #27:	what's your ideal sandwich? --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:974737619] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>what's your ideal sandwich?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 07/10/23 1:35:19 AM #28:	Whats the last thing you ate? --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:974738815] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>Whats the last thing you ate?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jaguar34 07/10/23 1:46:28 AM #29:	PA, NP, MD or DO? <cite>Jaguar34 posted [p:974738933] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>PA, NP, MD or DO?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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omniryu 07/10/23 2:10:35 AM #31:	Jaguar34 posted... PA, NP, MD or DO? He is a surgeon.... so that whittle down your choices. --- PSN/XBL: OMNIRYU; Rooting for Zio to find love and Switch FC: 5419 6809 0486 friendship <cite>omniryu posted [p:974739113] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>Jaguar34 posted... </cite><quote>PA, NP, MD or DO?</quote>He is a surgeon.... so that whittle down your choices.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 07/12/23 6:50:59 AM #32:	Whats the last thing you drank? --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:974785073] in I am a pri... [t:80504302]...</cite> <quote>Whats the last thing you drank?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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