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Kitt
07/03/23 11:55:20 AM
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Do you take the money?


...Nothing. There's no catch or anything. You just get $1 Billion straight up. Do you take the money?

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Glob
07/03/23 11:55:48 AM
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Sure.
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EthanSilver
07/03/23 11:56:12 AM
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There's always a catch.

I see you...
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Billyionaire
07/03/23 11:56:26 AM
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Yes then give it all to Jeff Bezos for free

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uwnim
07/03/23 11:56:53 AM
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EthanSilver posted...
There's always a catch.

I see you...
The catch is CE will hate you because all billionaires are evil.

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Glob
07/03/23 11:58:36 AM
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uwnim posted...
The catch is CE will hate you because all billionaires are evil.

Im okay with that.
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R1masher
07/03/23 12:01:29 PM
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1 billion dollars would take up a lot of space, I need to ponder this

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Mistere_Man
07/03/23 12:06:56 PM
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I wonder how one would store so much money? I mean what is the best way? I honestly have no idea what I would do with that much money.

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Billyionaire
07/03/23 12:10:48 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
I wonder how one would store so much money? I mean what is the best way? I honestly have no idea what I would do with that much money.
Best way is buy $1 billion worth of Microsoft points with it so it's all digital.

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Mistere_Man
07/03/23 12:12:56 PM
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Billyionaire posted...
Best way is buy $1 billion worth of Microsoft points with it so it's all digital.

It's so obvious! How did I miss that?!

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uwnim
07/03/23 12:26:35 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
I wonder how one would store so much money? I mean what is the best way? I honestly have no idea what I would do with that much money.
999 million in various index funds and treasury bonds.

For the remaining million youd want to keep 100k in mason jars buried in your yard. 600k in gold. 1/3 kept in a safe in your house, 1/3 buried beneath your house and 1/3 kept in a safe location that isnt in your property. The remaining 300k is kept in whatever combination of bank accounts or additional buried mason jars you want.

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SaikyoStyle
07/03/23 12:27:47 PM
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uwnim posted...
The catch is CE will hate you because all billionaires are evil.
But my billion just appeared out of thin air. I didnt harm a single worker to get it.

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