Current Events > Single men: this is the annual reminder to change your sheets

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dj1200
06/30/23 8:56:08 PM
#1:


Thank you and good night

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Freddie_Mercury
06/30/23 8:56:54 PM
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no

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Kombucha
06/30/23 8:59:11 PM
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the sheets smell like home when they're sad and musty

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Nintendo_Porn
06/30/23 9:02:37 PM
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But mom and dad didn't teach me how to clean my "Shame".


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Aressar
06/30/23 9:12:01 PM
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Nintendo_Porn posted...
But mom and dad didn't teach me how to clean my "Shame".

Fun fact: changing my sheets is one of the many things my parents never actually taught me. They figured that at some point I'd just figure these things out on my own somehow.

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dj1200
06/30/23 9:31:30 PM
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When your white sheets get brown, change those mfs.

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Shishiwakamaru
06/30/23 9:32:37 PM
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dj1200 posted...
When your white sheets get brown, change those mfs.

What do you do when your brown sheets get white?

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TetsuoS2
06/30/23 9:32:40 PM
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annual??

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rexcrk
06/30/23 9:34:03 PM
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Im an adult so Im quite capable of remembering to change my bedding regularly.


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thronedfire2
06/30/23 9:35:22 PM
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I used to do mine twice a month but theres no point because of the pet fur so now I just use a fur scraper and do it once a month

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dj1200
06/30/23 9:36:19 PM
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Shishiwakamaru posted...
What do you do when your brown sheets get white?

stop masturbating

TetsuoS2 posted...
annual??

you should change your sheets at least once a year.

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pikakaeru
06/30/23 9:36:41 PM
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jokes on you I don't use sheets

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Axiom
06/30/23 9:37:23 PM
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Already do every friday
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dj1200
06/30/23 9:37:46 PM
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pikakaeru posted...
jokes on you I don't use sheets

leaves? butcher paper?

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ForsakenHermit
06/30/23 9:38:20 PM
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Once they itch it's time to wash.

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TetsuoS2
06/30/23 10:39:08 PM
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dj1200 posted...
you should change your sheets at least once a year.

think you should do it more than that.

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GuerrillaSoldier
06/30/23 10:43:29 PM
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the point of being single is not to do these things

why act like you're not single when you really are? trying to impress yourself?

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dj1200
07/01/23 2:11:28 AM
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XD

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PraetorXyn
07/01/23 2:12:29 AM
#19:


I wash mine every two weeks.

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A_Good_Boy
07/01/23 2:12:58 AM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
the point of being single is not to do these things

why act like you're not single when you really are? trying to impress yourself?
You're probably single because you don't do those things.

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k1zzl3_82
07/01/23 2:14:31 AM
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I just put a new layer of newspaper down
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dj1200
07/01/23 2:15:05 AM
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k1zzl3_82 posted...
I just put a new layer of newspaper down
XD

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