Current Events > Do you ever have Jehova's Witnesses' come to your door?

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GranTurismo
06/26/23 10:54:21 AM
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aren't they famous for being the religious group etc....that go door to door the most?
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evilpresident
06/26/23 11:07:56 AM
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Occasionally. They usually wander off again when I ignore them.

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GranTurismo
06/26/23 11:10:30 AM
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evilpresident posted...
Occasionally. They usually wander off again when I ignore them.
You just ignore them? No hello?
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MisterPengy
06/26/23 11:11:50 AM
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Yeah, I had two come by last year during a garage sale. Pretty young, maybe 19 or 20. They weren't bad, honestly. I told them no thanks, took a pamphlet to throw away, and they moved on.

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Rise_Makaveli
06/26/23 11:13:06 AM
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GranTurismo posted...
You just ignore them? No hello?
Never if you can avoid it.

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evilpresident
06/26/23 11:13:44 AM
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GranTurismo posted...
You just ignore them? No hello?
Yeah, pretty much. Not interested in their pitch and I'm fairly sure I'm a walking sin to their beliefs.

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Turbam
06/26/23 11:13:48 AM
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Answer the door wearing only tightly whities

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PoopPotato
06/26/23 11:23:42 AM
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Not since COVID.
(this is for all religious door to doors, not just the JWs)

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GranTurismo
06/26/23 11:25:50 AM
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JW's are a Christian denomination right?
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ArtiRock
06/26/23 11:31:06 AM
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Not so much nowadays.

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Wandering__Hero
06/26/23 11:31:51 AM
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Yes. I try to be polite but as quickly as I can i say "Im already Christen" and close the door

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Cuticrusader09
06/26/23 11:33:22 AM
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Mine have taken to sending letters since COVID.
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TheMikh
06/26/23 11:33:49 AM
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yeah, every few months.

whenever i answer the door they say they "only have literature for spanish speakers" and then turn around and leave. irks me that they assume i don't speak spanish just because i'm black.

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firedoom666
06/26/23 11:33:53 AM
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When I lived with my mom they would come by very often. I tended to be polite and talk with them, so I think they got the impression I could be convinced to join their cult.

Though after moving out on my own, I have not seen anyone, I guess they don't waste their time in apartment complexes

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YourBestFrenemy
06/26/23 11:34:06 AM
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I'll answer the door and offer them some bottled water. It's not my thing, but it couldn't be an easy gig.

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GranTurismo
06/26/23 11:34:36 AM
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Wandering__Hero posted...
Yes. I try to be polite but as quickly as I can i say "Im already Christen" and close the door
Oh, you really are Christian, or you lie to them?
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GranTurismo
06/26/23 11:36:56 AM
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What other denominations besides jw frequently go door to door?
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1337toothbrush
06/26/23 11:37:16 AM
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This was actually the first year I've had them come by. They showed me a passage and asked if it inspired me, I responded "I don't know", then they gave me a pamphlet and left.

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AldousIsDead
06/26/23 11:38:37 AM
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GranTurismo posted...
What other denominations besides jw frequently go door to door?
Mormons.

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Phantom_Nook
06/26/23 11:39:24 AM
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nobody's coming to my door, but I've received a couple of handwritten letters nicely asking me to go to their website or church.

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GranTurismo
06/26/23 11:40:00 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Mormons.
I don't see many Mormons in mich. Are most u.s. Mormons in Utah? Idk
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PoopPotato
06/26/23 11:40:10 AM
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GranTurismo posted...
What other denominations besides jw frequently go door to door?
In Missouri it was Mormons and in Kentucky it was The JWs, and in Montana I got hit with some other group, just an old man by himself who I think was a branch of the Mormon church or something.
Haven't had any in New York

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Wandering__Hero
06/26/23 11:40:14 AM
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GranTurismo posted...
Oh, you really are Christian, or you lie to them?

Is that such a shock?

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GranTurismo
06/26/23 11:40:47 AM
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Wandering__Hero posted...
Is that such a shock?
What is?
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vycebrand2
06/26/23 11:49:25 AM
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I've had a few friends who are JW. I told them when we met I'm athiest and not interested in joining. I said we can debate though. They were alright dudes. I don't understand the worldwide hate they get. They seemed like a regular Christian group with a bit more focus on end times and Jesus. I know they have similar prohibitions somewhat like Mormons

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PoopPotato
06/26/23 11:52:36 AM
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vycebrand2 posted...
I've had a few friends who are JW. I told them when we met I'm athiest and not interested in joining. I said we can debate though. They were alright dudes. I don't understand the worldwide hate they get. They seemed like a regular Christian group with a bit more focus on end times and Jesus. I know they have similar prohibitions somewhat like Mormons
I just remember growing up in Kentucky where you had your Southern Baptists, Catholics, and your JWs.
JW kids werent allowed to celebrate anything. So like when we had our class Halloween parties they would just sit at their desk and do nothing but look sad. I felt bad for those kids.
What 8 year old doesn't want a spooky cookie or wear a plastic spider ring while you pretend to be a witch or something?

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Euripides
06/26/23 11:53:54 AM
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Only people coming to my door are home security salesmen who are such disingenuous liars that I no longer engage with them

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TonyKojima
06/26/23 11:56:31 AM
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Not in years but used to. I was super rude to them and slammed the door in their face.

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Lil_Bit83
06/26/23 11:56:40 AM
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Occasionally. I just tell them no thank you, I have my own faith and they leave. I've only ever had one annoying interaction. The ones in my area at least understand, that people don't like being badgered.

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PoopPotato
06/26/23 11:57:04 AM
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Euripides posted...
Only people coming to my door are home security salesmen who are such disingenuous liars that I no longer engage with them
I loved turning these guys down. Even if it's kinda rude to lead them on, it was till fun.
"yeah sure come on in."
"nah I've got a big dog, don't need an alarm."
"nah, I've got a gun for protection if I'm home"
"Nah, I've got great insurance if anything got stolen"

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Samurai_Man
06/26/23 11:58:12 AM
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GranTurismo posted...
What is?
You know exactly what he's referring to. No sense in playing coy now.

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Liu_Kano
06/26/23 11:58:53 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpMjgarN7VQ

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GranTurismo
06/26/23 11:58:54 AM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Occasionally. I just tell them no thank you, I have my own faith and they leave. I've only ever had one annoying interaction. The ones in my area at least understand, that people don't like being badgered.
Yeah maybe if you said you were non religious they would badger you even more
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Euripides
06/26/23 11:59:51 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
I loved turning these guys down. Even if it's kinda rude to lead them on, it was till fun.
"yeah sure come on in."
"nah I've got a big dog, don't need an alarm."
"nah, I've got a gun for protection if I'm home"
"Nah, I've got great insurance if anything got stolen"

Their go-to line is always "Jen and Matt, your neighbors across the street, just purchased a full-home system! So did Todd and Lindsay down the street!"

Me: "There is no Jen and Matt across the street. Even if there was, let's the two of us go over there together to ask them about it."

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Homeless_Waifu
06/26/23 12:00:44 PM
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No one knocks on my front door...
Not even the mail man...

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Lil_Bit83
06/26/23 12:01:19 PM
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vycebrand2 posted...
I've had a few friends who are JW. I told them when we met I'm athiest and not interested in joining. I said we can debate though. They were alright dudes. I don't understand the worldwide hate they get. They seemed like a regular Christian group with a bit more focus on end times and Jesus. I know they have similar prohibitions somewhat like Mormons
It's because they've a reputation for being annoyingly persistent and condescending.

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Lil_Bit83
06/26/23 12:03:07 PM
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Euripides posted...
Their go-to line is always "Jen and Matt, your neighbors across the street, just purchased a full-home system! So did Todd and Lindsay down the street!"

Me: "There is no Jen and Matt across the street. Even if there was, let's the two of us go over there together to ask them about it."
That's brilliant.

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Lil_Bit83
06/26/23 12:05:15 PM
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GranTurismo posted...
Yeah maybe if you said you were non religious they would badger you even more
I am religious, they don't need to know its of the non monotheistic variety.

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Thewinner14
06/26/23 12:10:35 PM
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Just say you're not interested, and if you really really don't want to be called on just say so. It should be marked down and your door will be skipped from then on.
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Lillymon
06/26/23 12:12:46 PM
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Had them come here at least once, even had one send me a letter (I think that was because of COVID restrictions). Nothing else since though. They seem to realize I'm not interested.

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HairyQueen
06/26/23 12:14:33 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
It's because they've a reputation for being annoyingly persistent and condescending.
It's more that their organization has a history of covering up child sex abuse. The also require members to shun their own family members if they decide to leave the cult. And they don't let members accept blood transfusions, which has resulted in lots of kids dying over the decades because they refused medical treatment.

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Lil_Bit83
06/26/23 12:16:37 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
It's more that their organization has a history of covering up child sex abuse. The also require members to shun their own family members if they decide to leave the cult. And they don't let members accept blood transfusions, which has resulted in lots of kids dying over the decades because they refused medical treatment.
Thats gross, but sadly not surprising. In the US, its illegal to deny your children medical care based on religious beliefs. An adult can decline, but parents get charged for neglect.

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Toonstrack
06/26/23 12:18:04 PM
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Lillymon posted...
Had them come here at least once, even had one send me a letter (I think that was because of COVID restrictions). Nothing else since though. They seem to realize I'm not interested.

I've known JWs and they don't operate that way. They will continue to visit because they don't know if someone moves out and someone else may live there now or circumstances will change otherwise that would allow a conversion.

Basically during they covid they began letters but most areas they've started going physically to doors again. They already had a letter system for apartment complexes cuz you can't really get into those without living there most of the time anyway.

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GranTurismo
06/26/23 12:48:47 PM
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Toonstrack posted...
I've known JWs and they don't operate that way. They will continue to visit because they don't know if someone moves out and someone else may live there now or circumstances will change otherwise that would allow a conversion.

Basically during they covid they began letters but most areas they've started going physically to doors again. They already had a letter system for apartment complexes cuz you can't really get into those without living there most of the time anyway.
What letter system do the use?
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Toonstrack
06/26/23 2:13:44 PM
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GranTurismo posted...
What letter system do the use?

Not system as in a program, system as in a process. They basically just have addresses of areas that are more fit for letters than trying to get to the place physically and will occasionally send those out.

Oddly enough I've not gotten contacted by them at all since moving into my apartment even though I know one of their places of worship is close by.

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Skankhair
06/26/23 2:20:13 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
I loved turning these guys down. Even if it's kinda rude to lead them on, it was till fun.
"yeah sure come on in."
"nah I've got a big dog, don't need an alarm."
"nah, I've got a gun for protection if I'm home"
"Nah, I've got great insurance if anything got stolen"

lol bless your heart *pats on head*
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