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Crimsoness
06/25/23 4:19:48 PM
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grant you a divorce because your wife is "extremely silly"" and Mickey says "I didn't say she was extremely silly I said she's fucking Goofy!"

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LordFarquad1312
06/25/23 4:21:18 PM
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lol

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MARlO
06/25/23 4:27:16 PM
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This pleases me

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Let's-a go!
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Xette33
06/25/23 4:28:10 PM
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Most epic joke of all time.

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Kimbos_Egg
06/25/23 4:30:28 PM
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Why does dr pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife recently died.

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R1masher
06/25/23 4:30:41 PM
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A guy goes on ce and tells a joke to people that have been living under rocks, guy says rectum, nearly killed them

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Kitt
06/25/23 4:37:39 PM
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R1masher posted...
A guy goes on ce and tells a joke to people that have been living under rocks, guy says rectum, nearly killed them
Who shit in your cornflakes this morning?

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R1masher
06/25/23 4:40:37 PM
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Kitt posted...
Who shit in your cornflakes this morning?


I don't know whos alt you are. I don't know what you really want. If you are looking for an argument, I can tell you I don't have magnanimity. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long posting career. Skills that make me a nightmare for posters like you. If you let my post go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tag you.


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Wolfwood824
06/25/23 5:14:19 PM
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What's the best way to fit 100 dead babies into a bucket?

A blender!

What's the best way to get them back out?

Tortilla chips!

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Zikten
06/25/23 5:15:41 PM
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R1masher posted...
I don't know whos alt you are. I don't know what you really want. If you are looking for an argument, I can tell you I don't have magnanimity. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long posting career. Skills that make me a nightmare for posters like you. If you let my post go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tag you.
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loafy013
06/25/23 5:39:28 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
Why does dr pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife recently died.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney.
Why doesn't Frosty have kids? Because he's got snowballs.
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.

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Turbam
06/25/23 5:51:48 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/0/AANKsdAAEmhY.jpg

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