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Beveren_Rabbit 06/24/23 12:59:24 PM #1:	for trying to get fit and you're short? --- flops <cite>Beveren_Rabbit posted [p:974387955] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>for trying to get fit and you're short?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 06/24/23 1:00:03 PM #2:	I don't get it --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:974387966] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>I don't get it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 06/24/23 1:00:16 PM #3:	"Grrr, watch your mouth, big person!" --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:974387970] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>"Grrr, watch your mouth, big person!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourBestFrenemy 06/24/23 1:00:35 PM #4:	Just ignore them. --- You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously! - Roxy Richter He/Him/His <cite>YourBestFrenemy posted [p:974387977] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Just ignore them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 06/24/23 1:06:50 PM #5:	Okay or cool --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://i.imgur.com/pqMQZyw.gif <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:974388089] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Okay or cool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 06/24/23 1:07:20 PM #6:	The jerk store called. They're runnin outta you! --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:974388105] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>The jerk store called. They're runnin outta you!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 06/24/23 1:07:32 PM #7:	Just deal with it. --- I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:974388113] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Just deal with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Beveren_Rabbit 06/24/23 1:07:48 PM #8:	they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp --- flops <cite>Beveren_Rabbit posted [p:974388117] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
noisetank 06/24/23 1:08:04 PM #9:	the jerk store called, and theyre running out of you! --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>noisetank posted [p:974388124] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>the jerk store called, and theyre running out of you!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PeteyParker 06/24/23 1:08:28 PM #10:	noisetank posted... the jerk store called, and theyre running out of you! What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller. --- "How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!" <cite>PeteyParker posted [p:974388131] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>noisetank posted... </cite><quote>the jerk store called, and theyre running out of you!</quote>What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
noisetank 06/24/23 1:10:09 PM #11:	PeteyParker posted... What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller. yeah, well, I had sex with your wife! --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>noisetank posted [p:974388165] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>PeteyParker posted... </cite><quote>What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller.</quote>yeah, well, I had sex with your wife!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 06/24/23 1:11:24 PM #12:	"I know you are, but what am I?" There's no comeback for this one --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:974388192] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>"I know you are, but what am I?"There's no comeback for this one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I4NRulez 06/24/23 1:11:35 PM #13:	PeteyParker posted... What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller. this is the best scene in Seinfeld lol --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:974388195] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>PeteyParker posted... </cite><quote>What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller.</quote>this is the best scene in Seinfeld lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOtherMike 06/24/23 1:12:24 PM #14:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp "Your mom wasn't complaining." --- Only two things can end a Republican's career - a dead girl or a live boy. <cite>TheOtherMike posted [p:974388212] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted... </cite><quote>they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp</quote>"Your mom wasn't complaining."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 06/24/23 1:17:36 PM #15:	-"Grow up!" -"Tch... I'm also short on patience." -(Reveal Elden Ring and MCU tattoos) "...You were saying?" -"Why don't you come down here and say that?" -"Mwahahaha... The bigger they are, the harder they fall." -"You were a fool to argue with me, I'm going to bring you down to my level and beat you with experience!" -"I've beaten Ni-Oh, I've beaten Uncharted 3, I've beaten Portal 2 and I'll beat you if I must! Now stand aside!" --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:974388312] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>-"Grow up!"-"Tch... I'm also short on patience."-(Reveal Elden Ring and MCU tattoos) "...You were saying?"-"Why don't you come down here and say that?"-"Mwahahaha... The bigger they are, the harder they fall."-"You were a fool to argue with me, I'm going to bring you down to my level and beat you with experience!"-"I've beaten Ni-Oh, I've beaten Uncharted 3, I've beaten Portal 2 and I'll beat you if I must! Now stand aside!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoyoteTheGreat 06/24/23 1:19:23 PM #16:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... for trying to get fit and you're short? No one should be making fun of you for trying to get fit. If they are, they are a piece of shit and not worth your time dude. You should feel good about yourself for doing the right thing for your body. --- Disobedience is the stamp of the hero. -Ragnar Redbeard Also, this is Kagata.. <cite>CoyoteTheGreat posted [p:974388338] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted... </cite><quote>for trying to get fit and you're short?</quote>No one should be making fun of you for trying to get fit. If they are, they are a piece of shit and not worth your time dude. You should feel good about yourself for doing the right thing for your body.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greenjeans 06/24/23 1:25:44 PM #17:	Just say "whatever, tiny head" to anything they say. Over and over <cite>greenjeans posted [p:974388451] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Just say "whatever, tiny head" to anything they say. Over and over</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 06/24/23 1:27:44 PM #18:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp Lmao see now that's what's called 'projection' --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:974388491] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted... </cite><quote>they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp</quote>Lmao see now that's what's called 'projection' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/24/23 1:28:12 PM #19:	No u --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:974388504] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>No u</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fable 06/24/23 1:29:56 PM #20:	"Yeah 5 feet tall and 5 inches deep in your mom." --- Spirits sing of a powerful creature that rules over all that is mystic. <cite>Fable posted [p:974388536] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>"Yeah 5 feet tall and 5 inches deep in your mom."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnsteadyOwl 06/24/23 1:32:17 PM #21:	The best is realizing you don't need a comeback. You're perfectly justified in ignoring anyone who tries to make fun of you for working toward your goals. --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." <cite>UnsteadyOwl posted [p:974388584] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>The best is realizing you don't need a comeback. You're perfectly justified in ignoring anyone who tries to make fun of you for working toward your goals.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SHRlKE 06/24/23 1:32:38 PM #22:	Southernfatman posted... The jerk store called. They're runnin outta you! this --- Come join us at the Sudoku + Other Pencil Puzzles Community Board. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1572-sudoku-plus-other-pencil-puzzles <cite>SHRlKE posted [p:974388594] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite><quote>The jerk store called. They're runnin outta you!</quote>this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 06/24/23 1:37:46 PM #23:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAYZyTAAEmQi.jpg --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:974388700] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAYZyTAAEmQi.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 06/24/23 1:38:04 PM #24:	My vertical reach may not be much but I can leave that booty all sorts of horizontal --- I feel well put <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:974388707] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>My vertical reach may not be much but I can leave that booty all sorts of horizontal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 06/24/23 1:47:04 PM #25:	-(With very angry face) "Yeah, that's about the size of it." -"Unfortunately for you..." (Crack knuckles and grin) "I'm not afraid of heights." -"Hmph, don't you have a high shelf to reach for someone or something?" -"Drat! I should have known you cowards would wait until I wasn't on my stilts!" -"Grrr, I'm a roller coaster of negative emotions right now... And you must be this tall to ride." -"My colleagues at the stepladder construction plant will hear about this." -"Card gone wild, Joker! One hard gangster, Diamond! You can find me at the... Club! Have your pet neutered or... Spade! Ow ow ow I'm hearts, I mean- Hearts!" --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:974388888] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>-(With very angry face) "Yeah, that's about the size of it."-"Unfortunately for you..." (Crack knuckles and grin) "I'm not afraid of heights."-"Hmph, don't you have a high shelf to reach for someone or something?"-"Drat! I should have known you cowards would wait until I wasn't on my stilts!"-"Grrr, I'm a roller coaster of negative emotions right now... And you must be this tall to ride."-"My colleagues at the stepladder construction plant will hear about this."-"Card gone wild, Joker! One hard gangster, Diamond! You can find me at the... Club! Have your pet neutered or... Spade! Ow ow ow I'm hearts, I mean- Hearts!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 06/24/23 2:15:27 PM #26:	UnsteadyOwl posted... The best is realizing you don't need a comeback. You're perfectly justified in ignoring anyone who tries to make fun of you for working toward your goals. Living well is the best revenge. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:974389392] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>UnsteadyOwl posted... </cite><quote>The best is realizing you don't need a comeback. You're perfectly justified in ignoring anyone who tries to make fun of you for working toward your goals.</quote>Living well is the best revenge.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aridi 06/24/23 2:27:56 PM #28:	How appropriate, you fight like a cow! --- When in doubt, do something. <cite>Aridi posted [p:974389641] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>How appropriate, you fight like a cow!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Despised 06/24/23 2:56:13 PM #29:	fight me --- instagig <cite>Despised posted [p:974390291] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>fight me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nasty_Nitro 06/24/23 4:46:46 PM #30:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... for trying to get fit and you're short? Im short but ill slap your bitch with my dick --- OG status Triple OG Status pipedown yung bol Im Neo Im Leo Im Desiax Clark <cite>Nasty_Nitro posted [p:974392705] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted... </cite><quote>for trying to get fit and you're short?</quote>Im short but ill slap your bitch with my dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 06/24/23 5:05:23 PM #31:	Threaten to jump and bite their ankles. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:974393152] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Threaten to jump and bite their ankles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 06/24/23 5:07:01 PM #32:	Go in for the kiss...? --- (She/Her) Succubus, succubus, er...something...I don't care anymore. <3 Video Game IGN: Nyobe. Someone tell me I'm pretty; very often I don't feel pretty... <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:974393183] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Go in for the kiss...?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 06/24/23 5:13:48 PM #33:	You, sir, are no gentleman! --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:974393330] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>You, sir, are no gentleman!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mercurydude 06/24/23 5:15:29 PM #34:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp So short people have to be unhealthy or else? Whoever this is is probably jealous of you, TC, and knows they'll have even worse chances against you if you're in good shape, so they're trying to gaslight you. The opinions of fools are worth as much as they've ever been... pay that blabbermouthing sasquatch no heed. --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast <cite>mercurydude posted [p:974393378] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted... </cite><quote>they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp</quote>So short people have to be unhealthy or else? Whoever this is is probably jealous of you, TC, and knows they'll have even worse chances against you if you're in good shape, so they're trying to gaslight you. The opinions of fools are worth as much as they've ever been... pay that blabbermouthing sasquatch no heed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 06/24/23 5:16:03 PM #35:	Takes one to know one --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:974393386] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Takes one to know one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 06/24/23 5:17:17 PM #36:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp "Oh? Is that why you're here? Compensating?" --- #EatTheRich <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:974393418] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted... </cite><quote>they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp</quote>"Oh? Is that why you're here? Compensating?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 06/24/23 5:17:32 PM #37:	Tell your sister not to eat so much mexican if she doesnt like the taste --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:974393425] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Tell your sister not to eat so much mexican if she doesnt like the taste</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkBuster22904 06/24/23 5:19:39 PM #38:	No u --- Haven't had a good sig idea since 2006 <cite>DarkBuster22904 posted [p:974393470] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>No u</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 06/24/23 5:21:32 PM #39:	I may not have sex but I can fuck you up! <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:974393505] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>I may not have sex but I can fuck you up!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkBuster22904 06/24/23 5:23:19 PM #40:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp What do they drive? Any sports car or truck, and they're practically begging for an Uno Reverse. --- Haven't had a good sig idea since 2006 <cite>DarkBuster22904 posted [p:974393548] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted... </cite><quote>they are saying fitness is a way to overcompensate for shortness/small pp</quote>What do they drive?Any sports car or truck, and they're practically begging for an Uno Reverse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 06/25/23 7:31:30 PM #41:	"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! I can't believe it's really you!" --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:974419468] in what's a g... [t:80488450]...</cite> <quote>"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! I can't believe it's really you!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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