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AlBundy33
06/23/23 6:30:36 PM
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Ill say it loud enough so the people in back can hear

MAYONNAISE DOES NOT FUCKING BELONG ON A GODDAMN HAMBURGER

The moron who first thought that it does really needs an ass beating

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Iodine
06/23/23 6:31:21 PM
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Nah mayo on a burger is great.

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Valjackal
06/23/23 6:32:23 PM
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That is certainly an opinion.

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Irony
06/23/23 6:32:39 PM
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Trucker opinion

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SaikyoStyle
06/23/23 6:33:14 PM
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It helps shitty fast food burgers but a real burger doesnt need it.

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Touch
06/23/23 6:33:47 PM
#6:


Iodine posted...
Nah mayo on a burger is great.


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AlBundy33
06/23/23 6:34:18 PM
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It absolutely should not be standard, it should be an option that you get charged extra for

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CoyoteTheGreat
06/23/23 6:34:27 PM
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I don't eat any burgers with cheap ass mayo on them. I prefer a nice aioli custom made by the restaurant.

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AlBundy33
06/23/23 6:34:50 PM
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Valjackal posted...
That is certainly an opinion.

Its the correct one

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SamsungGearS2
06/23/23 6:35:30 PM
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I agree with this because I think Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting

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R1masher
06/23/23 6:35:39 PM
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Most restaurants I frequent will put what you want on them burgers and arent just putting mayo on them burgers and sending them out like fuck them people theyre getting our famous mayo burger

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-_rustykranz_-
06/23/23 6:36:33 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
It absolutely should not be standard, it should be an option that you get charged extra for
When you order one, simply tell them not to put it on it.
Easy.

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DarkChozoGhost
06/23/23 6:36:49 PM
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99.99% of the time it detracts from a burger rather than enhances it, yeah. It can go well with very specific seasonings and toppings, but naturally it's just bad

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ArsGoetia
06/23/23 6:37:09 PM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
I don't eat any burgers with cheap ass mayo on them. I prefer a nice aioli custom made by the restaurant.

restaurants arent out there making aioli lol
theyre just putting shit in mayonnaise
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Paragon21XX
06/23/23 6:40:09 PM
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You have the right to be wrong. You do not have the right to force others to be wrong.

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AlBundy33
06/23/23 6:40:57 PM
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Its not so much an opinion as it is a fact, hamburgers have enough fat in them, it doesnt require whipped fat on top of it, the rule of mayonnaise is if you can see it or taste it, it has way too much of that shit on it to begin with

The proper condiments on a burger are ketchup and mustard

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AlBundy33
06/23/23 6:41:38 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
You have the right to be wrong. You do not have the right to force others to be wrong.

There are two types of people in this world, people who like mayonnaise, and people who have taste buds

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Kajagogo
06/23/23 6:43:03 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzOFfl2c-M

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ArsGoetia
06/23/23 6:45:49 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
There are two types of people in this world, people who like mayonnaise, and people who have taste buds

according to the script of married with children episode 13 of season 4
mayo was eaten in the bundy household
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VeggetaX
06/23/23 6:46:12 PM
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DarkChozoGhost
06/23/23 6:48:54 PM
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Ya'll are disgusting, mayo makes almost all burgers worse

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hockeybub89
06/23/23 6:50:15 PM
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Gonna complain about onions next?

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VeggetaX
06/23/23 6:50:53 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Gonna complain about onions next?
Lots of people on CE hates onions so prepare

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Sandalorn
06/23/23 6:51:47 PM
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I do hate when its gooped on there but a nice thin spread works fine.

Mayo is one of those things that I like in small amounts but quickly gets into gag mode when a lot is put on stuff.

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Kajagogo
06/23/23 6:53:18 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Gonna complain about onions next?


Raw red onions? Yes

Onion rings? No.

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TheOtherMike
06/23/23 6:54:22 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
MAYONNAISE DOES NOT FUCKING BELONG ON A GODDAMN HAMBURGER

Objectively wrong.

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boomgetchopped3
06/23/23 6:55:33 PM
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Mayo bbq sauce bacon and cheddar is a good burger
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Tom_Joad
06/23/23 6:55:59 PM
#33:


AlBundy33 posted...
Ill say it loud enough so the people in back can hear

MAYONNAISE DOES NOT FUCKING BELONG ON A GODDAMN HAMBURGER

The moron who first thought that it does really needs an ass beating

I agree completely.

Spicy brown stone-ground farmers mustard belongs on a hamburger, not mayonnaise.

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Hayame_Zero
06/23/23 6:56:39 PM
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I like mayonnaise on burgers, but besides that, what restaurant doesn't let you order it without certain condiments?

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kawalimus
06/23/23 7:00:45 PM
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Mayo is for turkey and chicken sandwiches. Not burgers!!
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R1masher
06/23/23 7:03:26 PM
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Oh, tc is larping

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Nightmare_Luna
06/23/23 7:06:39 PM
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TC is a trucker? explains everything, truckers are scum

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AlBundy33
06/23/23 7:07:45 PM
#40:


kawalimus posted...
Mayo is for turkey and chicken sandwiches. Not burgers!!

Oh god no, Chicken sandwiches require barbecue sauce, and turkey doesnt need sauce at all

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ANort175
06/23/23 7:08:17 PM
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It does seem strange that it's the go-to condiment for burger buns when any decent barbeque sauce will be way better, or honey mustard. You know how you can tell mayonnaise is bad? Literally no one puts it on hotdogs or brats.

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Carljank
06/23/23 7:09:05 PM
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You just insulted the nation of Chile so hard.

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Touch
06/23/23 7:09:20 PM
#43:


I will always laugh at how much mayo triggers people lol

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Irony
06/23/23 7:09:35 PM
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ANort175 posted...
It does seem strange that it's the go-to condiment for burger buns when any decent barbeque sauce will be way better, or honey mustard. You know how you can tell mayonnaise is bad? Literally no one puts it on hotdogs or brats.
No one puts it in their oatmeal either

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Kombucha
06/23/23 7:09:54 PM
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ANort175 posted...
It does seem strange that it's the go-to condiment for burger buns when any decent barbeque sauce will be way better, or honey mustard. You know how you can tell mayonnaise is bad? Literally no one puts it on hotdogs or brats.

Hey now, I love to goup a little mayo on the ol' brat

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Carljank
06/23/23 7:09:54 PM
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ANort175 posted...
It does seem strange that it's the go-to condiment for burger buns when any decent barbeque sauce will be way better, or honey mustard. You know how you can tell mayonnaise is bad? Literally no one puts it on hotdogs or brats.
I do and its fucking amazing. Spread in on the bread then put normal toppings on top.

Don't eat it often or your heart won't take it.

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AlBundy33
06/23/23 7:10:02 PM
#47:


Hayame_Zero posted...
I like mayonnaise on burgers, but besides that, what restaurant doesn't let you order it without certain condiments?

Most of the time you order without mayonnaise, and it comes with so much fucking mayonnaise on it, its almost vomit inducing to look at it

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Kai_Laguna
06/23/23 7:10:58 PM
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I'd honestly say mayo is the second best condiments you can put on a burger, only losing out to bbq sauce.
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Cynyn
06/23/23 7:11:18 PM
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Mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard. The burger holy trinity so yeah youre wrong.

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ANort175
06/23/23 7:11:33 PM
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Irony posted...
No one puts it in their oatmeal either
Indeed, let's get some more examples of things no one puts mayonnaise on. Ice cream for sure.

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