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Garabandal
06/23/23 10:07:01 AM
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$1,000,000,000 but your testicles become as rocks make loud noises whenever you walk.



Money is tax free. Your testicles will become as rocks and every time you walk, people will know that you are cursed because they will hear the sound coming from between your legs. There will be no place that you can go. You could ask for people to design some sort of garment or instrument to deafen the sound of the testicle rocks, but you will find none.

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Avirosb
06/23/23 10:08:10 AM
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Who would need to walk?

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Robot2600
06/23/23 10:09:03 AM
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so i get money and nothing changes?

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Avirosb
06/23/23 10:10:07 AM
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How come rock balls isn't a spell in D&D?

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Requiem
06/23/23 10:10:58 AM
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Take the billion, donate a million or two for vaccine or whatever to a really poor developing nation.

"You hear that sound? That's the sound of a million people's lives being saved."
It'll be iconic as Vader's breathing noise... except not evil or terrifying.

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NecroFoul99
06/23/23 10:28:04 AM
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*click* *clack* *click* *clack*

Thats the sound of success!

Gonna be terrible hitting that age when the balls drop.

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Strider102
06/23/23 10:29:25 AM
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I change my name to The Testicular Clapper

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Avirosb
06/23/23 10:32:35 AM
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I'm partial to Rocks Knocker myself.

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Garabandal
06/23/23 4:30:24 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KBj7EeLNvI

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Garabandal
06/24/23 12:07:20 AM
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To curse you with the curses of the Old Testament

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DD_Divine
06/24/23 12:15:58 AM
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You said walk right? So that means I can skip, dance, frolic, mosey, jog, and/or run every where I go.

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PMarth2002
06/24/23 12:16:35 AM
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I could deal with that for a billion dollars

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Tyranthraxus
06/24/23 12:30:00 AM
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Segway all day every day.
I have won.

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Garabandal
06/24/23 12:35:19 AM
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There will be no place that you can go. You could ask for people to design some sort of garment or instrument to deafen the sound of the testicle rocks, but you will find none.

No loopholes!

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greenjeans
06/24/23 12:38:21 AM
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"'Current Events"'
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DrizztLink
06/24/23 12:59:27 AM
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Can I pick the sound?

https://youtu.be/caJCwqGKRCY

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Thermador446
06/24/23 2:41:27 AM
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For that much money, you can mic my underwear.

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samsungsalt
06/24/23 2:42:56 AM
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For 1 billion dollars I could easily get them removed and testosterone injections and still retire comfortably.

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Tora_Sami
06/24/23 2:47:11 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Can I pick the sound?

https://youtu.be/caJCwqGKRCY

I figured it be more like this all day

https://youtu.be/1wP5kn7mR2Y

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GGuirao13
06/24/23 3:45:48 AM
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Give me that money!

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Ninjaluver
06/24/23 3:54:06 AM
#21:


There are very, very few things that would not be worth a billion dollars.
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