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Nosferatu_Zodd
06/18/23 2:05:13 AM
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Try not to cringe to death reading/listening to this

https://twitter.com/quelsee/status/1669820569481560065?t=3UCwPMioJXGX2tGCB1O58A&s=19

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EyeWontBeFooled
06/18/23 2:07:58 AM
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Probably not a good idea to post social media pics with real names and places

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A_Good_Boy
06/18/23 2:09:32 AM
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This isn't even the first woman he's done this with. The dude needs to chill and learn some boundaries.

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NoMeLx22x
06/18/23 2:33:24 AM
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I'll never forgive you for exposing me to this

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Mew
06/18/23 2:41:04 AM
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Holy shit lol

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BignutzisBack
06/18/23 2:45:13 AM
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And to think I initially thought you were exaggerating with this top title

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Fin_Dawg_004
06/18/23 2:46:50 AM
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I'm going to bed now.

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tehzeldafanboy
06/18/23 2:56:16 AM
#9:


Seems much more Reddit than Gamefaqs

Gfaqs people would be even more ingratiating but even less """funny"""

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TendoDRM
06/18/23 2:56:18 AM
#10:


A_Good_Boy posted...
This isn't even the first woman he's done this with. The dude needs to chill and learn some boundaries.

The fact that he was using the same lines to that woman 2 years ago may be the most insane part about this. Not sure though, there's a lot of insanity to unpack.

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tehzeldafanboy
06/18/23 3:01:23 AM
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Also less well-spoken and far less sexually aggressive

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HudGard
06/18/23 3:05:28 AM
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Those first few messages and the style. Not even sure how to describe it, it's like... try-hard intellectual playwright banter? I see that online a lot with (often nerdy or repressed) dude's messaging women and it never fails to make me cringe. Why do they go for that as a complete stranger?

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MedeaLysistrata
06/18/23 3:05:45 AM
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A Notebook reference always works on me


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tehzeldafanboy
06/18/23 3:07:52 AM
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HudGard posted...
Those first few messages and the style. Not even sure how to describe it, it's like... try-hard intellectual playwright banter? I see that online a lot with (often nerdy or repressed) dude's messaging women and it never fails to make me cringe. Why do they go for that as a complete stranger?
The text is beyond cringe but he actually has charisma when speaking, I was very surprised considering what's being implied by the topic title. Honestly 99% of CEmen would see themselves upgraded by emulating this guy

He did this in 2021 as well apparently and used the same Tupperware line there! AHAHAHAHAHA holy shit

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pegusus123456
06/18/23 3:14:35 AM
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tehzeldafanboy posted...
The text is beyond cringe but he actually has charisma when speaking, I was very surprised considering what's being implied by the topic title. Honestly 99% of CEmen would see themselves upgraded by emulating this guy
Yeah, that's what's weird to me. The speech is actually quite charismatic and confident, but it's just so incredibly, hilariously tone deaf. He just vomits out a ten minute monologue out at this complete stranger because he "liked her bio." And that's ignoring the fact that he basically stalked her.

Oh god, "I'd give me like a seven, no like a seven and a half out of ten looks wise. I mean, to my knowledge, no one has dated me for my abs or my hair. I'm guessing it's because I'm funny and honest and clearly very humble and go to therapy and am emotionally intelligent."

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GuerrillaSoldier
06/18/23 3:16:23 AM
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tehzeldafanboy posted...
Honestly 99% of CEmen would see themselves upgraded by emulating this guy
no

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hyperskate65
06/18/23 3:17:44 AM
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I think we all know exactly which of the two CEmen this is.

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pegusus123456
06/18/23 3:18:30 AM
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Oh god, "Big feet, so you know what that means, baby doll. Big socks."

And lmao at the "casual" dropping that he makes 6k a month.

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viewmaster_pi
06/18/23 3:20:09 AM
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so where's the tupperware

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tehzeldafanboy
06/18/23 3:25:18 AM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
no
In speech patterns and the like, I should say. Not the weird creeping stuff. CEmen already do that

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pegusus123456
06/18/23 3:26:20 AM
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https://twitter.com/pixiielf/status/1669894414653706241

Oh my fucking god that's why he sounds familiar

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tehzeldafanboy
06/18/23 3:30:51 AM
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Dude he reminded me of Brian Griffin too! Can't remember the episode, but I think it involved him leaving a bunch of messages on a woman's voice mail after she dumped him or something

Probably why he seems like a redditor too, the overlap in comedy style between that place and Family Guy is notable

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DrizztLink
06/18/23 3:35:19 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/7/AABUaRAAEF7Z.jpg

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Heartomaton
06/18/23 3:36:44 AM
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I am uncomfortable.

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_Krave_
06/18/23 3:39:52 AM
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He has a pleasant voice.

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Returning_CEmen
06/18/23 4:14:55 AM
#27:


So much hot air

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TomClark
06/18/23 5:46:17 AM
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Hooooooly shit.

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NeonTentacles
06/18/23 6:08:07 AM
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I havent even watched the videos yet and I'm already cringing >__>

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Turbam
06/18/23 6:14:22 AM
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Homie really thinks that he struck comedy gold with the Tupperware joke

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BlueAnnihilator
06/18/23 6:20:18 AM
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Couldn't even listen to all of it. Dude just rambles on and on

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NeonTentacles
06/18/23 6:36:02 AM
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BlueAnnihilator posted...
Couldn't even listen to all of it. Dude just rambles on and on
This. Too much cringe and too much filler >_>

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Ivynn
06/18/23 7:07:22 AM
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YEEEEEEEESH that was cringey

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SomeLikeItHoth
06/18/23 7:15:16 AM
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Turbam posted...
Homie really thinks that he struck comedy gold with the Tupperware joke
and I thought my jokes were bad.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/18/23 7:18:05 AM
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This is what happens when you compliment men on anything they do

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Barber102
06/18/23 8:25:37 AM
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Clicked this topic not expecting it to be from someone I used to know. Glad this creep and his behaviour is getting exposed.

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solosnake
06/18/23 8:43:06 AM
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Barber102 posted...
Clicked this topic not expecting it to be from someone I used to know. Glad this creep and his behaviour is getting exposed.
you know that guy?

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Barber102
06/18/23 8:47:01 AM
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solosnake posted...
you know that guy?

Nope, I know the lass. Havent spoken to her personally in what feels like a decade though.

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alfred_ashford
06/18/23 9:26:23 AM
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I only read the first post and listened to the first audio post. I literally hate this guy. Def sounds like a jekyll/hyde type of guy. Omg the inflectuon he uses. Also he takes too long to explain wtf is going on. Too many tangents after asking for "the tiniest bit of room". Also i scrolled a little and this is his MO. Lmfao at ppl saying he is charismatic and confident. No, hes just desperate.

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Nosferatu_Zodd
06/18/23 11:40:08 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I am uncomfortable.


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tehzeldafanboy
06/18/23 4:38:25 PM
#41:


alfred_ashford posted...
Lmfao at ppl saying he is charismatic and confident. No, hes just desperate.
He speaks well and just putting himself out there like that demonstrates confidence, even if it is misplaced.

If this were in a normal context he'd probably be successful.

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Nasty_Nitro
06/18/23 5:01:43 PM
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Geez corny ass dude. Never send more than two txt messages unless its an emergency

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Noname12
06/18/23 5:10:47 PM
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I banged a milf this way when I was single back in the military days. We didnt even match. I added her. She instantly added me back and messaged me. Next night, deal was done. Never spoke again

edit; I didnt look her up. She had her username for her personal profile on her bio

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Dyinglegacy
06/18/23 5:15:03 PM
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I would hate to be in the modern dating game.

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Drumiester
06/18/23 6:52:42 PM
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Hahaha this came across my Twitter. Fucking yikes!

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tehzeldafanboy
06/18/23 8:04:02 PM
#48:


Noname12 posted...
I banged a milf this way when I was single back in the military days. We didnt even match. I added her. She instantly added me back and messaged me. Next night, deal was done. Never spoke again
milfs are a lot more...I don't want to say desperate (but that's basically what it is) for affection

Their tolerance for unconventional methods is a lot higher I'm sure

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meralonne
06/18/23 8:14:06 PM
#49:


Jesus H Christ, Zodd

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MedeaLysistrata
06/18/23 8:15:36 PM
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meralonne posted...
Jesus H Christ, Zodd
Yeah the ending really ties it together

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