Current Events > Well that was an interesting afternoon

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Or at least much more interesting than I expected.

Girlfriend on a break texted saying she was having a shit day, and asked me to grab her cigarettes so we could just go right to the bar when she gets home in a couple hours.

Well I wasn't doing shit and it's gorgeous out, and she's only a ten minute bus ride from our apartment so I decided to surprise her and bring them to her.
Brought them to her, nbd. Saw the bus home was like 25 minutes away. Again, it's beautiful out so I figured I'd just start walking and catch the bus when I do.

Ended up giving up after 9 blocks because it got dark, and lmao astigmatism makes it virtually impossible to tell the difference between a car, the bus, and streetlights.

Took the bus 7 blocks past my apartment to grab my own cigarettes at a spot they're super cheap.

Well walking back, I see a woman on the sidewalk in the tightest, most skin tone leggings I've ever seen.
As I got closer to pass her I realize... Those aren't skin tone legging. Home girl was straight up just standing there pant less. And no. Not sexy. Even kind of. Like. My vision is dogshit but dear lord I've never wished for worse vision.

Tl;dr took a really nice impromptu 2mile walk and saw a really busted chick completely pants less.

smoking is bad

MarthGoomba posted...

smoking is bad

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/5/AAQ2WmAADMd3.jpg

that's pretty wild, the weirdest thing i ever came across while walking that reminds me of this was this girl on what i assume was a psychedelic in the middle of a 4 way stop intersection rolling around on the ground...

Is she really your girlfriend if you're on a break

that's quite the day

It still feels kind of cold here

BuzzKilljoy posted...

Is she really your girlfriend if you're on a break

Lmao it's funny because we technically are on a break as a couple. But this was specifically referring to her on a 15minute break at work.

Kombucha posted...

that's pretty wild, the weirdest thing i ever came across while walking that reminds me of this was this girl on what i assume was a psychedelic in the middle of a 4 way stop intersection rolling around on the ground...

Was it at the speed of sound?

MedeaLysistrata posted...

that's quite the day

It still feels kind of cold here

It was about 70 when I first left. Still like 65. I tend to run pretty warm, and my terribly insulated apartment even right now is 78.
It feels terrific out.

Whoa, I thought that was going somewhere other than wandering around the street.

WarfireX posted...

Whoa, I thought that was going somewhere other than wandering around the street.

Lmao to be fair I stayed on the same street the entire time... Just stayed on it 17 blocks north, then 24 south and another 7 south to my apartment