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DarthDemented
06/09/23 7:18:31 PM
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Now everyone knows it was you

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KFHEWUI
06/09/23 7:20:57 PM
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The fart heard around the world

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UnholyMudcrab
06/09/23 7:22:26 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/9/AAUFZqAAEjXz.jpg

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bfslick50
06/09/23 7:26:29 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6WMNsg7X2_4&pp=ygUYRmFtaWx5IGd1eSBmYXJ0IGVsZXZhdG9y

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Zikten
06/09/23 7:26:32 PM
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This happened to me in 3rd grade.
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DarthDemented
06/09/23 7:28:29 PM
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Zikten posted...
This happened to me in 3rd grade.
So the whole class knew you were making soup?

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ANort175
06/09/23 7:28:57 PM
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You know I'm fine with dying before humans figure out that whole immortality thing, but what gets me is that I'm probably gonna die before we develop a way to personalize how our farts smell with some sort of cybernetic or genetic modification to our large intestines. Shit stinks yo

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TomClark
06/09/23 7:29:55 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/8/AAABqgAAD3UQ.jpg

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sabin017
06/09/23 7:32:25 PM
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*takes a bow*

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Trumble
06/09/23 7:34:53 PM
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Objection! Your honor, the prosecution alleges that my client, aka myself, farted "too loud". This argument rests on the premise that there is such a thing as a fart that is too loud. The defence argues that there is no such thing as too loud a fart; indeed, the louder the better, without limit. In short, the grounds on which the prosecution alleges my client is a criminal, in fact are the exact grounds on which my client is undeniably a hero. The defence rests.

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R1masher
06/09/23 7:46:56 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/7/AAYZyTAAEjX7.jpg

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thronedfire2
06/09/23 7:49:12 PM
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nah Ive become an expert stealth farter

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Bishop_Hastur
06/09/23 7:57:56 PM
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No such thing as farting too loudly.

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DarthDemented
06/09/23 8:12:27 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

You knew what you were doing

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boomgetchopped3
06/09/23 8:13:20 PM
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Youre welcome
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Zikten
06/09/23 9:27:31 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
So the whole class knew you were making soup?
Yea. The class laughed. The teacher did a "shhhhh"

She was reading us a book when it happened
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DarthDemented
06/09/23 9:31:39 PM
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Zikten posted...
Yea. The class laughed. The teacher did a "shhhhh"

She was reading us a book when it happened
Perfect timing

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/09/23 9:42:11 PM
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you ever mute your tv just to hear your farts better

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DarthDemented
06/10/23 12:22:31 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
you ever mute your tv just to hear your farts better
No. They're loud enough.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/10/23 12:57:34 AM
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DarthDemented posted...
No. They're loud enough.

I'll be the judge of that

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Tom_Joad
06/10/23 4:07:04 AM
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Elevator farts

https://youtube.com/watch?v=W2JI0k9HuZk

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DarthDemented
06/10/23 11:07:21 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
I'll be the judge of that
Keep your nose out of there and we'll be fine

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VampireCoyote
06/10/23 11:08:03 AM
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Loud and proud

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DarthDemented
06/10/23 3:49:27 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Loud and proud
Damn right fam!

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DarthDemented
06/10/23 3:54:19 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Because why would you?

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KFHEWUI
06/10/23 4:55:30 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/6/AAKYEFAAEjhS.jpg

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DarthDemented
06/10/23 11:01:46 PM
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KFHEWUI posted...
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Funny story. My sophomore year of high school we're all taking our final in algebra so dead quiet room. It was the teacher who loudly blew one for all to hear. She was a big woman too. Like the kind where when she bent over to help the person next to you had to lean over to avoid her ass. One of my friends named it Francis. I guess that day Francis just had something to say.

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