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Trumble
06/12/23 12:36:23 AM
#51:


If every cheetah in the world met up at a cheetah convention, which one would be the ultimate alpha?

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ShineboxPhil
06/12/23 12:36:32 AM
#52:


Which version of Cheetor was your favorite?

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Ricemills
06/12/23 12:38:55 AM
#53:


Do they play poker well?

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FortuneCookie
06/12/23 12:40:13 AM
#54:


TMOG posted...
Do they make the Cheetos or just sell them?

Sometimes, they steal them.

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SaltyWet
06/12/23 12:42:14 AM
#55:


Ricemills posted...
Do they play poker well?
No

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Compsognathus
06/12/23 12:44:22 AM
#56:


Are Cheetas really the bottom tier of cats?

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SaltyWet
06/12/23 12:51:27 AM
#57:


Compsognathus posted...
Are Cheetas really the bottom tier of cats?
In what sense?

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ArchonKnight
06/12/23 12:53:22 AM
#58:


SaltyWet posted...
In what sense?
In nonsense. Ignore his question, it's abusive and dangerous and hateful and anti-cheetah and I'm about to cry for the rest of the night

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LaunchCroctopus
06/12/23 12:56:36 AM
#59:


What do they taste like?
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Ivynn
06/12/23 12:58:21 AM
#60:


How come cheetahs never prosper

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SaltyWet
06/12/23 1:04:52 AM
#61:


Ivynn posted...
How come cheetahs never prosper

they are on the evolutionary knife edge of survival


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Ricemills
06/12/23 1:19:56 AM
#62:


SaltyWet posted...
No

Why?

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Compsognathus
06/12/23 3:38:54 AM
#63:


SaltyWet posted...
In what sense?
Successfully competing with other animals in its region. Taking down and keeping animals. Successfully raising healthy offspring.

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ForsakenHermit
06/12/23 3:44:15 AM
#64:


Are their tounges really sharp enough to lick off human skin?

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Purple_Cheetah
06/12/23 4:54:32 AM
#65:


toreysback posted...
do african cheetahs return their shopping carts to the designated cart area after unloading their groceries?
Yes
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The_Korey
06/12/23 6:24:57 AM
#66:


ElleRagu posted...
should we domesticate cheetahs?
SaltyWet posted...
no. What purpose would that serve?

Prolong the species' survival.

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BB_mofo
06/12/23 12:36:51 PM
#67:


FortuneCookie posted...
Sometimes, they steal them.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/6/AAdlC_AADYeA.jpg

Is there anyway for us to make it easier for them to be cheesy?

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EndOfDiscOne
06/12/23 12:44:56 PM
#68:


Are they as horny as lions?

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SaltyWet
06/12/23 1:15:24 PM
#69:


Compsognathus posted...
Successfully competing with other animals in its region. Taking down and keeping animals. Successfully raising healthy offspring.

They struggle with all of that, yes

ForsakenHermit posted...
Are their tounges really sharp enough to lick off human skin?
Probably, since they can lick flesh off the bones of their prey

EndOfDiscOne posted...
Are they as horny as lions?
I don't know how they would measure this.

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Tom_Joad
06/12/23 5:56:59 PM
#70:


If you have one cheetah on a train heading west at 35 mph, and another cheetah on a different train heading east at 45 mph, how many cheetahs do you have?

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SaltyWet
06/12/23 6:04:11 PM
#71:


Tom_Joad posted...
If you have one cheetah on a train heading west at 35 mph, and another cheetah on a different train heading east at 45 mph, how many cheetahs do you have?
I don't know

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chefman90
06/12/23 11:25:41 PM
#72:


What's the resting heart rate of an African cheetah during labor/ giving birth?

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SaltyWet
06/13/23 12:14:35 AM
#73:


chefman90 posted...
What's the resting heart rate of an African cheetah during labor/ giving birth?
If I ever find the scientific literature on this Ill let you know

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psideresider
06/13/23 12:21:38 AM
#74:


Can you ride a cheetah?

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SaltyWet
06/13/23 12:24:38 AM
#75:


psideresider posted...
Can you ride a cheetah?
No

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Jshipp24
06/13/23 3:19:05 AM
#76:


Are cheetahs you're favorite type of cat and if so why?

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Tom_Joad
06/13/23 9:17:09 AM
#77:


SaltyWet posted...
I don't know

You have two cheetahs...

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Prismsblade
06/13/23 9:23:18 AM
#78:


Are there any other land based animals near or as fast as the cheetah?

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CalosiaTana
06/13/23 9:31:28 AM
#79:


Are they cheesy? Like seriously cheesy?

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toreysback
06/13/23 10:47:21 AM
#80:


some have been described as "dangerously cheesy"

is this even possible?

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Requiem
06/13/23 10:48:57 AM
#81:


Is it true that, since they can only run for 8 seconds full speed and stop chasing after, I only need to be able to outrun them for less than 10 seconds to survive?

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SaltyWet
06/13/23 12:25:24 PM
#82:


Jshipp24 posted...
Are cheetahs you're favorite type of cat and if so why?
Tigers are my favorite

Prismsblade posted...
Are there any other land based animals near or as fast as the cheetah?
The pronghorn antelope can sustain a 60 mph speed for longer than a cheetah can.

Fun fact: This is way faster than it needs to outrun modern predators. They evolved this speed to run from the extinct American cheetah

Requiem posted...
Is it true that, since they can only run for 8 seconds full speed and stop chasing after, I only need to be able to outrun them for less than 10 seconds to survive?
They do not have much stamina and they will not hunt a person so you're in the clear.

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chefman90
06/13/23 1:18:38 PM
#83:


SaltyWet posted...
If I ever find the scientific literature on this Ill let you know
Good response, i thank you.

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Requiem
06/13/23 2:05:37 PM
#84:


So this isn't true?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/3/AAAgM2AAEkGl.jpg

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SaltyWet
06/14/23 12:19:50 AM
#85:


Not true

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