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WizardPowers
06/09/23 10:46:51 AM
#52:


This summer, Gerard Butler stars in the most anticipated sequel of all time.

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McMarbles
06/09/23 10:47:03 AM
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"But it was our place! It's right there in the name!"

LOL, stay losing chuds

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
06/09/23 10:51:29 AM
#54:


Remember when they fired Brad's wife?

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ScazarMeltex
06/09/23 10:54:26 AM
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So upon further reflection I think I've figured out why they use such cringey and apocalyptic language for a restaurant making a pride post.

Their entire epistemology and ontology is based around a misunderstanding of War, and the Religious vision of cataclysm. They have no other frame to see it.

What they don't see is Capitalism. This is a restaurant wanting to appeal to as many demographics as they can. They have to sling Pot Roast and Fried Chicken to everyone to make as much money as possible.Therefore: Gay Chicken Fried Steak.

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Turbam
06/09/23 10:59:10 AM
#56:


Woke beer
Woke chicken
Woke Zelda
Woke air

And now....woke biscuits and gravy

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masterpug53
06/09/23 11:08:38 AM
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Xatrion posted...
Seeing as how the mere sight of a rainbow or any notion of inclusiveness is enough to send goppers packing, we should start putting them on everything.

In biblical terms, the rainbow is the physical sign of God's covenant that he won't destroy the earth by flood again. So all-time peak irony would be so-called Christians rejecting the rainbow just as the sea levels are rising due to climate change.

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DirkDiggles
06/09/23 11:09:08 AM
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Damn. I don't want to eat gay biscuits.

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Crimsoness
06/09/23 11:09:33 AM
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I've gotten sick every time I've eaten at Cracker Barrel

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DirkDiggles
06/09/23 11:10:23 AM
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Crimsoness posted...
I've gotten sick every time I've eaten at Cracker Barrel

It's the wokeness.

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Block_that_Kick
06/09/23 11:14:52 AM
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Crimsoness posted...
I've gotten sick every time I've eaten at Cracker Barrel

The woke mind virus is absorbed via the colon.

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SomeLikeItHoth
06/09/23 11:19:34 AM
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MisterPengy posted...
Okay so I can't enter a topic about Cracker Barrel and not tell my story.

First time I ever went to Cracker Barrel was on a road trip. I was 7. Well after about 8 hours in the car I had a massive headache. We sat down for food. I ordered chicken. Important detail: When I was young, my headaches made be queasy. Tried to run to the bathroom. Got just past the threshold between restaurant and store, and heaved all over the floor.

So needles to say, Cracker Barrel has a special place in my heart.
I love this. Same thing happened to me but at a Hometown Buffet in Oregon.

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Ivynn
06/09/23 11:20:15 AM
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"Mr. President, we have dire news."
"What is it?"
"Cracker Barrel has fallen."
"No."

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NeonTentacles
06/09/23 11:21:55 AM
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But did they ever rehire Brad's wife tho?

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CalosiaTana
06/09/23 11:24:34 AM
#65:


Someone better call Gerard Bulter

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NeonTentacles
06/09/23 11:24:54 AM
#66:


Seriously? Only 1 other post about Brad's wife? You guys need to culture yourselves more >_>

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/23 11:25:25 AM
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__aCEr__ posted...
The Has Fallen series finally scraping the bottom of the Cracker Barrel.
lol

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invertedlegdrop
06/09/23 11:50:19 AM
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Literally just a post and having some rainbow chairs to sell. its not the end of the world or "grooming" people...

this is the same as Chick-Fil-A did last week...

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JasonSehorn
06/09/23 11:51:57 AM
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Humble_Novice posted...
So where are the MAGA chuds going to eat now!?

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Jiek_Fafn
06/09/23 11:52:00 AM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
Cracker Barrel will always have a place on the off ramps of I-70.
I love that this is true of one of the locations I know

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Gritty
06/09/23 11:53:18 AM
#71:


iPhone_7 posted...
Cracker Barrel Has Fallen
Starring Gerard Butler
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Vyrulisse
06/09/23 11:59:53 AM
#72:


11 years of service...

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MistyKnight
06/09/23 12:06:12 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/5/AABwb2AAEjTN.jpg

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Shamino
06/09/23 12:16:15 PM
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MistyKnight posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/5/AABwb2AAEjTN.jpg

Cons take pride in the dumbest things. Why would someone be proud over something that they had no control over and had nothing to do with?

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toreysback
06/09/23 12:23:05 PM
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no. it cannot be true. steiner will save our bacon. and our eggs

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Shamino
06/09/23 12:31:15 PM
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toreysback posted...
no. it cannot be true. steiner will save our bacon. and our eggs

Rick?

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mybbqrules
06/09/23 12:40:14 PM
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Imagine thinking that inclusion and acceptance of all means you're no longer a "family friendly restaurant".

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mybbqrules
06/09/23 12:41:59 PM
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Shamino posted...
Cons take pride in the dumbest things. Why would someone be proud over something that they had no control over and had nothing to do with?
They love to take pride in their bigotry too. That's what any con who gloats about patronizing Chik-Fil-A or Cracker Barrel is doing.

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GranAures
06/09/23 12:43:30 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
Imagine thinking that inclusion and acceptance of all means you're no longer a "family friendly restaurant".
Not that hard when you think anything outside of the cis het norm is grooming.

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DystopiaMan
06/09/23 12:59:31 PM
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Their breakfast sucked the last time I went so I haven't been to one in a few years.

I'll take local diners any day.

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cjsdowg
06/09/23 1:05:23 PM
#82:


The mob..no one asked this racist ass place to do that. And they are calling people the mob. If many of thesevRepublicans groups had their way. They would put minorities in train cars.

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ZannoL
06/09/23 1:07:16 PM
#83:


Conservatives are fucking weird...
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geshkigal
06/09/23 2:20:57 PM
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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cracker-barrel-has-fallen_n_6482c413e4b048eb910e490c

The tweets have been great, from the defeated soldiers to "Woke mob gaying biscuits".


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TomClark
06/09/23 2:21:27 PM
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These people are not sensible.

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Euripides
06/09/23 2:47:05 PM
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https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1667186040036048896

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Ruvan22
06/09/23 3:01:57 PM
#87:


Euripides posted...
https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1667186040036048896

Is this a parody account?
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Lil_Bit83
06/09/23 3:11:44 PM
#88:


I thought you meant they were going out of business. Glad that's not the case, I love Crackerbarrel. Their biscuits are dry as hell though.

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Mibahlzitch
06/09/23 3:33:08 PM
#89:


deoxxys posted...
I mean... it was Land O' Lakes they got rid of the Native American Woman....and kept the land.

Pretty bad look.
That's literally a meme response.

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Euripides
06/09/23 3:36:53 PM
#90:


Ruvan22 posted...
Is this a parody account?

The best parody account

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Axiom
06/09/23 3:40:07 PM
#91:


Cracker Barrel is one of the worst places I have ever eaten. It is always packed to the god damn rafters with old people and kids especially Sundays

None of the food is good besides the pancakes because how hard is it to fuck up pancakes. Can't believe I was forced to eat at this place as a kid cause my parents thought it was "neat"

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Suolevram
06/09/23 3:41:18 PM
#92:


Well someone needs to go and help them up, jfc.

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/23 3:41:42 PM
#93:


deoxxys posted...
I mean... it was Land O' Lakes they got rid of the Native American Woman....and kept the land.

Pretty bad look.
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Toonstrack
06/09/23 3:53:36 PM
#94:


Haven't been to one in years but always liked their atmosphere

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06/09/23 4:33:58 PM
#95:


Humble_Novice posted...
So where are the MAGA chuds going to eat now!?

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Smashingpmkns
06/09/23 6:06:45 PM
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https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/status/1667284543290605568

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BewmHedshot
06/09/23 6:07:47 PM
#97:


Imagine thinking that a business shouldn't actively try to make customers feel welcome.
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ai123
06/09/23 6:16:41 PM
#98:


Smashingpmkns posted...
https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/status/1667284543290605568
I knew this would be a parody, as the blue checkmark of shame wasn't there.

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hockeybub89
06/09/23 6:22:59 PM
#99:


mybbqrules posted...
Imagine thinking that inclusion and acceptance of all means you're no longer a "family friendly restaurant".
Well they think we LGBTQ people are sex-crazed freaks that can't go out in public without fucking someone or something.

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CalosiaTana
06/09/23 6:29:33 PM
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