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UnfairRepresent
06/07/23 7:17:14 AM
#1:


You look and see THIS:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/6/AAZiH8AAEi3u.jpg

She's already opened the door, they've all seen you and heard your mom inform you that they want to speak to you.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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boxoto
06/07/23 7:17:53 AM
#2:


damn...I'm going to prison

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Nukazie
06/07/23 7:18:42 AM
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https://youtu.be/XeDM1ZjMK50

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ShineboxPhil
06/07/23 7:19:19 AM
#4:


I can take 4/5 of them.

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Garlands_Soul
06/07/23 7:20:31 AM
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Columbo alone is invincible, but I haven't done anything so I think I'd just be honored to meet Columbo

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/23 7:26:39 AM
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Garlands_Soul posted...
Columbo alone is invincible,
But he's so bumbling and unassuming, he's clearly of poor intellect and clarity.

One or two brilliantly crafted lies will easily defeat him for sure

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Dark_Arbron
06/07/23 7:28:36 AM
#8:


ShineboxPhil posted...
I can take 4/5 of them.

You should start selling your secret (how to defeat Batman) to his gallery of rogues. Billionaire overnight.

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angelkay16
06/07/23 7:38:40 AM
#9:


Who's the second one?

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ai123
06/07/23 7:43:57 AM
#10:


angelkay16 posted...
Who's the second one?
David Jason as Inspector Frost from the UK series 'A Touch of Frost'.

A curmudgeonly eccentric old detective. But you wouldn't want him on your case.

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mehmeh1
06/07/23 7:45:33 AM
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As long as the others stop Batman from trying to make me into a Robin

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majin_nemesis
06/07/23 7:49:18 AM
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angelkay16 posted...
Who's the second one?
It's L from Death Note

ai123 posted...
David Jason as Inspector Frost from the UK series 'A Touch of Frost'.

A curmudgeonly eccentric old detective. But you wouldn't want him on your case.
It's L from Death Note
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angelkay16
06/07/23 10:23:31 AM
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majin_nemesis posted...
It's L from Death Note
Ah okay, thanks.

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Bishop_Hastur
06/07/23 10:29:13 AM
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I'd inform them that I'm invoking my right to remain silent, and my right to an attorney, and then I'm closing the door.

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PeteyParker
06/07/23 10:29:18 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/2/AAA1pFAAEi4m.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/23 10:32:27 AM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
I'd inform them that I'm invoking my right to remain silent, and my right to an attorney, and then I'm closing the door.
I mean that deals with Culumbo and Frost

But I think you've just pissed off Batman and Holmes.

And probably intrigued L who now knows 70% of everything about you because of how you reacted in that way.

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Bishop_Hastur
06/07/23 10:44:22 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I mean that deals with Culumbo and Frost

But I think you've just pissed off Batman and Holmes.

And probably intrigued L who now knows 70% of everything about you because of how you reacted in that way.
I'mma risk it. I've got nothing to hide, I just want my rights respected.

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Questionmarktarius
06/07/23 10:46:32 AM
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This just seems the beginning of some MMO from fifteen years ago, when all the important people show up at once and somehow only you can save the world in the tutorial segment, and it's awesome.

Then, right after that's done, you're just killing rats for ten hours.
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Wandering__Hero
06/07/23 10:48:24 AM
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I'd have an internal HOLY SHIT! Then realise they either reached me by mistake or I'm a bit character who will give them a slither of information to lead them to a more important witness

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Daremo
06/07/23 10:51:54 AM
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"Dammit, again? You guys are going to have to start solving these things on your own, eventually."

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/23 11:04:57 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
This just seems the beginning of some MMO from fifteen years ago
I'd play the fuck out of any game with this crossover

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Requiem
06/07/23 11:06:30 AM
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Daremo posted...
"Dammit, again? You guys are going to have to start solving these things on your own, eventually."

win right here.

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/23 12:46:39 PM
#23:


Requiem posted...
win right here.
Poor Snakethief said it first

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Requiem
06/07/23 1:15:38 PM
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Ah, didn't catch that one.
...maybe that's why they went to snakethief for help and not me.

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Gobstoppers12
06/07/23 1:17:07 PM
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I tell them I'm too busy to take on another case at the moment, but we can spend a few minutes talking about the good old days. They don't need six legendary detectives for this one--I believe in them. Especially since I taught them everything they know.

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Kradek
06/07/23 1:18:10 PM
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Well, I didn't think I did it, but clearly all the evidence indicates it was me, so...

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Requiem
06/07/23 1:20:21 PM
#27:


At least the scooby gang's not there.
Those meddl'n kids will get you every time.

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UnfairRepresent
06/08/23 6:46:18 AM
#28:


Kradek posted...
Well, I didn't think I did it, but clearly all the evidence indicates it was me, so...
Ironically that probably means you're innocent in most of these stories

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Kradek
06/08/23 10:53:46 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Ironically that probably means you're innocent in most of these stories

Lol good point.

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Antbregante
06/08/23 11:43:06 PM
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"My cousin did it."
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Shotgunnova
06/09/23 4:34:21 AM
#33:


If this is about the Case of the Missing Donuts, I don't think we're ever going to find the well-filled culprit.

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UnfairRepresent
06/12/23 5:35:16 AM
#34:


Shotgunnova posted...
If this is about the Case of the Missing Donuts, I don't think we're ever going to find the well-filled culprit.
Are you a Half Life scientist?

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