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If you ever get a crazy stalker, all you need to do is find someone even crazier to stalk the stalker. It will cure your problem in days.

If a scammer ever calls you (and its not just a bot), vent all your frustrations and insecurities to them. Use them as a free therapist. Make sure to get a call back number first thing, so if they hang up on you, you can just call them right back and continue talking to them.

Ever need to take a real foul dump that you know is going to make your toilet unholy? Just hit up your local fast food joint and drop that devilish loaf in their cesspit loo. Out of sight, out of mind. Make sure to order something though. Pay for your act of sin.

Have a problem? Just delay it for future you to handle.