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Flauros
06/04/23 1:19:25 AM
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That shit must have been awful.

Like, 1G networks for everyones phones.

Everyone had 400ms ping AT BEST.

Wifi was just shit and you had to basically be on top of the router to use it.

Sub dialup speeds during peak hours.

I wouldnt want to be them. Its no wonder that everyone was always so angry.

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ForsakenHermit
06/04/23 1:25:40 AM
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Logical positivists in antiquity would have been amusing.

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bigtiggie23
06/04/23 1:34:44 AM
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I bet the Nazareth Craigslist was wild.

"Hi I'm looking for the lady I saw at the crucifixion last weekend. You gave me a tiny smile. Call me"

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Kamil
06/04/23 1:36:23 AM
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They couldn't talk to Moses on Jesus online and keep in touch with the Apostles through conventional communications because everytime they were on Jesus Online they got disconnected. Whatta rip!

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ironman2009
06/04/23 1:39:48 AM
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Joseph got cucked LUL

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Tyranthraxus
06/04/23 1:41:38 AM
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LoL this dude literally trusts Caesar

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Kim_Seong-a
06/04/23 1:44:59 AM
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Reading John 1:46, I'd like to think "BugsBunnyNazareth.gif" was a meme

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Kamil
06/04/23 1:56:14 AM
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We got one live Bush - Jesus Online song on youtube. Of course I had to reference a song. Nothing too special, but eh here it goes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtDhU2lVAps

The English Fire video is better but it will cause seizures probably a lot of strobe lights and just hype. (I really love the Science of Things after the fact).

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Foppe
06/04/23 2:04:19 AM
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They couldnt take a joke back then.
Saying something like "Your God got nailed to a cross, my God Thor got a hammer, do the math" could make them start a crusade against your country.

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Requiem
06/04/23 2:06:36 AM
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You know how the story of the resurrection?

Yeah, I can't believe it, either.

Seriously ,it took 3 days for the dial up to finish downloading the patch?

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bigtiggie23
06/04/23 2:07:31 AM
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"How could they have booked David to go over Goliath? This wasn't in the Tokyo Dome."

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Kamil
06/04/23 2:14:20 AM
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The patch reference is pretty funny there. I went to church today, I think a religion/thought is good in the right context, but I can still find humor in these things. I am lost, but I knew ppl who thought the movie by Kevin Smith Dogma was some sort of sacrilege???? What. I am sure God has a sense of humor also he gave us this free will to choose how we want to live our life and........man I getting too deep into this.

But shit. I wish I grew up around more people who were more open to things and weren't stuck in cement. I heard this in a Catholic sermon too awhile ago. Obviously Catholicism isn't as fluid as some protestant stuff, but eh not every priest is going to damn you to hell or how my older brother can be :/

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MarcoRubio
06/04/23 2:24:47 AM
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Edge?!?!

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Kamil
06/04/23 2:27:16 AM
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MarcoRubio posted...
Edge?!?!
Gangrel the Brood??

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