Current Events > I've got a presentation tomorrow I'm not prepared for, how do I get out of it?

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We have a share session for things we've researched and you have a chance to be one of the people to present. I've got nothing.

Looking for ways to get out of it, or ideas for a quick topic.

Down for anything that isn't permanently damaging.

Edit: Its work btw

Call in sick and pay $20 to a doctor in a walk I'm clinic to get a note.

School or work?

If it's school, just don't show up. When asked next class just say you were sick.

If it's work, call in sick.

1. Fabricate a series of fake diaries on their laptop.
2. Alter the timestamps to create a history of depression and sadness.
3. Eliminate the roommate.
4. Explain that you qualify for the dead roomate semester A.

Or I suppose you could ask for an extension.

Good ol' procrasination...
Curious though, Whats the research topic?

You allergic to nuts?

You could always go for the extreme measure and pay each person in your group $100 for credit.

If it's tomorrow then do the work today

Wing it.

HBOSS posted...

Good ol' procrasination...
Curious though, Whats the research topic?

Its free form and self directed so no specific topic. Honestly, its probably cool if you are self-motivated.

MC_BatCommander posted...

If it's tomorrow then do the work today

What should it be, I have no idea.

I could call in sick, I do that a lot though, it would be fairly obvious.

I'd need a legitimate injury.

malignantmouse posted...

I could call in sick, I do that a lot though, it would be fairly obvious.

I mean...does it matter how obvious it is? You call in sick, they can't do shit about it. >_>

malignantmouse posted...

Its free form and self directed so no specific topic. Honestly, its probably cool if you are self-motivated.

Yeah definitely.

Sucks that was assigned over the long weekend.... wait, when was this research presentation made?

HBOSS posted...

Yeah definitely.

Sucks that was assigned over the long weekend.... wait, when was this research presentation made?

Yo, we've had a ton of time to do this, the whole last fiscal quarter. I just put it off cause I thought I'd think of something cooler.

Called out sick, we'll see how things shake out.

Its crazy my performance when I first started this job vs where I am now.

I wish I could go back.

Just say you have Covid, get a week off.

You had a presentation on "any topic" and you couldnt throw anything together? Do it on something stupid and easy ffs. What kind of job requires you to make presentations on whatever you want anyway? Seems like a really weird job requirement.