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VampireCoyote
05/29/23 9:29:04 AM
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It truly is a day that is memorial, even if itself

first I discovered my new lighter from Amazon was broken, a chatbot got a replacement but they wanted me to return the old one

i called them and told them I didnt want to do that and they were like well you have to its the rules or youll be charged, so I told them it wasnt fair and I bitched about how difficult it is to return things when rural and they were like ugh fine just throw it away and I agreed

then I go to the back to discover that a bear attacked my dumpster, it couldnt break the zip ties on the lid but it was able to reach in and yank out plates and napkins from the party and I guess just lick them, chew them up

idk seems like a pretty lame bear. I might start pouring a bit of ammonia in each night to get it to fuck off

i cleaned that up then I burned a bunch of cardboard in a barrel. Thats what they do here I guess they just burn things in metal barrels and act like its normal

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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
05/29/23 9:34:09 AM
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Yeah i hate when they make a mistake and i have to return it to take it somewhere to get a refund or replacement.

I ordered a breakfast table from Target and it came in 3 big boxes and and 2 of the 3 boxes were the wrong color.
So i had to bring it all the way back to a Target and get a refund.
And i dont have a big pickup truck or SUV.

At least have the service of people doing pickups for these big packages that was wrong and your fault.

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R1masher
05/29/23 9:53:41 AM
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burning stuff in a metal barrel sounds normal

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VampireCoyote
05/29/23 9:54:37 AM
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R1masher posted...
burning stuff in a metal barrel sounds normal

I guess if youre the type to burn things in barrels

fallout setting

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R1masher
05/29/23 10:04:33 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
I guess if youre the type to burn things in barrels

fallout setting

I have a fire pit, I burn stuff in it, something primal about it

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Kitt
05/29/23 10:06:32 AM
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You have no respect for the outdoors.

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VampireCoyote
05/29/23 10:15:33 AM
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Kitt posted...
You have no respect for the outdoors.

this is a false statement I have a positive relationship with so many birds and squirrels here

plus I saw an armadillo

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kingdrake2
05/29/23 10:53:07 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
I saw an armadillo


those are nice if not for the plague bacteria they carry :(.

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VampireCoyote
05/29/23 10:57:02 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
those are nice if not for the plague bacteria they carry :(.

this one was just sleeping on its back next to the road, feet straight up like a total dork

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