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Kitt
05/28/23 2:45:00 PM
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inb4ButYouAreAnIdiot

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ellis123
05/28/23 2:46:19 PM
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It's Dark Souls, but old enough that people didn't have the compulsion to act like it was somehow its own genre.

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thronedfire2
05/28/23 2:46:25 PM
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I think it's kinda like the matrix

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lilORANG
05/28/23 2:46:31 PM
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It's pretty fun tbh

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Ryvell
05/28/23 2:46:34 PM
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In terms of what? Storyline? Gameplay mechanics? Lore? Development history?
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ellis123
05/28/23 2:48:26 PM
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Kitt
05/28/23 2:48:47 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I think it's kinda like the matrix
Oh, do tell.

Ryvell posted...
In terms of what? Storyline? Gameplay mechanics? Lore? Development history?
Yes.

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Turbam
05/28/23 2:50:21 PM
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ellis123 posted...
It's Dark Souls, but old enough that people didn't have the compulsion to act like it was somehow its own genre.
I can't find the edit of it, but someone took this comic:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/8/AANKsdAAEhLo.jpg
And edited it only taking off one quarter of a heart and it was so much funnier.

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KhlavicLanguage
05/28/23 2:51:05 PM
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it's dead, replaced by a shallow open-world collectathon with crafting and breakable weapons and all the other buzzwords
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Kitt
05/28/23 2:51:39 PM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
it's dead, replaced by a shallow open-world collectathon with crafting and breakable weapons and all the other buzzwords


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ellis123
05/28/23 2:52:22 PM
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Turbam posted...
I can't find the edit of it, but someone took this comic:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/8/AANKsdAAEhLo.jpg
And edited it only taking off one quarter of a heart and it was so much funnier.
Lol, I debated on finding + posting that picture. It's so good. There is also the follow up:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/3/AAEv3mAAEhLt.jpg

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YellowSUV
05/28/23 2:58:21 PM
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It's really rad and those creatures from Gannon are pretty bad.

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SaikyoStyle
05/28/23 3:00:49 PM
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Link, He come to town.
Come to save the Princess Zelda.
Ganon took her away.
Now the children don't play.
But they will.
When Link saves the day!

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YellowSUV
05/28/23 3:02:18 PM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
Link, He come to town.
Come to save the Princess Zelda.
Ganon took her away.
Now the children don't play.
But they will.
When Link saves the day!

Hallelujah! Thank you System of a Down for creating this song.

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ellis123
05/28/23 3:05:25 PM
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Xatrion
05/28/23 3:06:49 PM
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I always liked Yahtzee's explanation of the plot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO0w9Vl2HjI

"Princess Zelda gets herself into a pickle and has to be un-pickled by the hero, who is called Link, on the few occasions where I feel mature enough not to abuse the 'enter your own name' feature and ***balls at all other times. ***balls starts off with just a sword and has to fight his way through quests to collect tools that will open new ways to go, including a boomerang, a bow, a grappling hook, blah, blah, blah, yeah we've all been here before."

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radical_rhino
05/28/23 3:07:45 PM
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A series of adventure video games where you travel across the land, fighting enemies and solving puzzles. You play as Link, a young adventurer who typically must save the Princess Zelda from the evil villain Ganon.

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SSJKirby
05/28/23 3:13:10 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
Hallelujah! Thank you System of a Down for creating this song.
wasn't them

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IMNOTRAGED
05/28/23 5:58:41 PM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
it's dead, replaced by a shallow open-world collectathon with crafting and breakable weapons and all the other buzzwords

I would very much like to know what's missing from TotK for people to still be saying this.

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HylianFox
05/28/23 5:59:19 PM
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It's about an elf, and some chick, and a pig who stole a triangle.

You have to save the chick from the pig and get the triangle back.

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HylianFox
05/28/23 6:00:59 PM
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I'm amazed they managed to make the game feel so fresh despite being nearly the same as BotW

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Srk700
05/28/23 6:02:16 PM
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Evil pig man keeps getting his ass kicked by a reincarnating femboy.
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Turbam
05/28/23 6:08:32 PM
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I theorize that TotK's tutorial area only feels like it drags on because of BotW.
It's not necessarily any larger, nor does it take longer than the Great Plateau. But the Plateau was our very first taste of the formula, so it was fresh.

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