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Patty_Fleur
05/27/23 5:22:05 PM
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I got condoms in my nightstand but I'm literally never having sex

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Turbam
05/27/23 5:22:33 PM
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Lmao

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King_Rial
05/27/23 5:23:08 PM
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I'm too sick to think of a decent screw joke. Someone please concoct a good one.

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Patty_Fleur
05/27/23 5:51:34 PM
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If you're wondering why the box is even open...I practiced putting one on. It's a little difficult when you're not circumcised

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kingdrake2
05/27/23 6:03:37 PM
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King_Rial posted...
I'm too sick


:(.

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Strider102
05/27/23 6:51:50 PM
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Fill them with water and throw em at people.

The first annual Water Condom War

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ANort175
05/27/23 6:53:09 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Fill them with water and throw em at people.

The first annual Water Condom War
Insanity mode: add white food coloring to the water, do it in the least safe area of where you live

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Billyionaire
05/27/23 6:54:59 PM
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That screwdriver probably sees more action

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MICHALECOLE
05/27/23 6:55:08 PM
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The thing I never understood about condoms is the point of the ribbed ones

they literally taste nothing like ribs
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kingdrake2
05/27/23 8:29:46 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
The thing I never understood about condoms is the point of the ribbed ones


ribbed for her pleasure. almost like when cats breed. the female gets the worse of it when the male quickly pulls out.

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MICHALECOLE
05/27/23 8:55:30 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
ribbed for her pleasure. almost like when cats breed. the female gets the worse of it when the male quickly pulls out.
How can they be ribbed for her pleasure? My girlfriend cant even get them on her
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DrizztLink
05/27/23 8:56:41 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
How can they be ribbed for her pleasure? My girlfriend cant even get them on her
You're supposed to put them over your hands and then eat ribs.

That way you don't get the sauce everywhere.

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Notti
05/27/23 8:58:34 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
How can they be ribbed for her pleasure? My girlfriend cant even get them on her

O u.

She obviously needs to put them over your head.

That'll solve the problem.

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