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HairyQueen
05/25/23 11:38:00 PM
#1:


Would you accept a date with this perfect, gorgeous woman?




This stunning woman perfectly asks you on a date. Would you accept?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/5/AAfFpMAAEgsf.jpg

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HairyQueen
05/25/23 11:38:36 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/8/AAfFpMAAEgsi.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/9/AAfFpMAAEgsj.jpg

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CaptainStrong
05/25/23 11:39:47 PM
#3:


Nope.
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HairyQueen
05/25/23 11:45:08 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/3/AAfFpMAAEgsn.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/4/AAfFpMAAEgso.jpg

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StormSignal
05/25/23 11:56:10 PM
#5:


im mawwied

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trappedunderice
05/25/23 11:57:26 PM
#6:


Does she know what a garbage disposal is
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BloodMoon7
05/26/23 12:02:02 AM
#7:


Eww

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xGhostchantx
05/26/23 12:04:47 AM
#8:


She's pretty but I just don't find her attractive :/

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deoxxys
05/26/23 12:08:05 AM
#9:


As a fellow Puerto Rican, she uggo.

Now this is a Puerto Rican babe:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/3/AAPCn7AAEgsx.jpg

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Questionmarktarius
05/26/23 12:17:28 AM
#11:


here you go.

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The_Korey
05/26/23 12:32:26 AM
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But... but she already in a relationship! D:,'

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EthanSilver
05/26/23 12:43:41 AM
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The_Korey posted...
But... but she already in a relationship! D:,'
Just consider the extra challenge a sort of foreplay. Adds extra spice to the relationship.

The forbidden fruit... and all that.

deoxxys posted...
Now this is a Puerto Rican babe:
How rude! >.>

There could be two cute babes at once you know?
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The_Korey
05/26/23 12:55:57 AM
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EthanSilver posted...
Just consider the extra challenge a sort of foreplay. Adds extra spice to the relationship.

The forbidden fruit... and all that.

Literally The Perfect Woman does not defile the kommitment of her relationship. Literally The Perfect Woman is honest and loyal.

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EthanSilver
05/26/23 12:59:11 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Literally The Perfect Woman does not defile the kommitment of her relationship. Literally The Perfect Woman is honest and loyal.
To you. Come now Korey, where's your imagination?

"Oh... but we mustn't Korey-san, no matter how much we may want to..."

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TerraSeeker
05/26/23 12:59:19 AM
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I would probably go with AOC on a date if she wanted to, but she's no perfect woman. I would prefer an actually perfect or something substantially closer.

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deoxxys
05/26/23 1:29:31 AM
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EthanSilver posted...
There could be two cute babes at once you know?
It's not that I think there cant be more than one babe at once it's that I think AOC is rather plain and has buck teeth.

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EthanSilver
05/26/23 1:31:34 AM
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deoxxys posted...
It's not that I think they can be more than one babe at once it's that I think AOC is rather plain and has buck teeth.
Hey!

How rude! >.>

I personally think she's cute. To each his own.
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_SJimW_
05/26/23 1:33:33 AM
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"I'm in a relationship but poly, if you're okay with that then sure"

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CassandraCroft
05/26/23 1:36:32 AM
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Holly cow she is UGLY!

This applies to her:

Look at that ugly woman she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea

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The_Korey
05/26/23 1:39:20 AM
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EthanSilver posted...
To you. Come now Korey, where's your imagination?

Not to me. To everyone. In all she does. All the more reason why she should be president.

"Oh... but we mustn't Korey-san, no matter how much we may want to..."

Literally The Perfect Woman does not unironically speak in weebs!


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EthanSilver
05/26/23 1:50:40 AM
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The_Korey posted...
To everyone.
I'ma need a receipt for that champ. Much doubt.

edit: btw, I mean loyal to you, Korey. Not only you care about loyalty. I mean, sometimes peeps get into shitty relationships they don't really like. Then you have, "expectations..." misery...

The_Korey posted...
Literally The Perfect Woman does not unironically speak in weebs!
I say thou protest too much. Maybe?

Never you mind she probably doesn't use honorifics, and this is CE. Hello. Tsk, tsk..

It's the thrill of the chase. That forbidden fruit enticingly out of your reach...

I mean, maybe you're a "vanilla" type of person... I guess that's cool to.
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X8Azazel8X
05/26/23 2:09:01 AM
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She's right you know. I see it here....

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/9/AAL4LyAAEgtz.jpg

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EthanSilver
05/26/23 2:36:10 AM
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X8Azazel8X posted...
She's right you know. I see it here....

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/9/AAL4LyAAEgtz.jpg
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Gobstoppers12
05/26/23 3:04:34 AM
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Definitely not. Did not vote in the poll because none of the options are a strong enough "no" to match my response.

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MICHALECOLE
05/26/23 3:14:12 AM
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deoxxys posted...
As a fellow Puerto Rican, she uggo.

Now this is a Puerto Rican babe:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/3/AAPCn7AAEgsx.jpg
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EthanSilver
05/26/23 3:16:04 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Post your face
Hey, be nice. That's some low hanging fruit.

Let them feel clever for a bit.
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deoxxys
05/26/23 3:58:19 AM
#29:


MICHALECOLE posted...
Post your face
Why?

Thats not relevant

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MICHALECOLE
05/26/23 3:59:41 AM
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deoxxys posted...
Why?

Thats not relevant
Youre calling her ugly, Id like to see your face so we can all pass judgment on how you look
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Gobstoppers12
05/26/23 4:00:43 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Youre calling her ugly, Id like to see your face so we can all pass judgment on how you look
Weird demand, tbh

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MICHALECOLE
05/26/23 4:02:38 AM
#32:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
Weird demand, tbh
Is it?
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MedeaLysistrata
05/26/23 4:03:47 AM
#33:


I'd probably say no to make myself seem more important than I really am

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Gobstoppers12
05/26/23 4:15:52 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Is it?
Yeah

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MICHALECOLE
05/26/23 4:20:38 AM
#35:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
Yeah
I think going online and calling people ugly is pretty weird and sad, tbh, so Im okay with my weird demand
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averagejoel
05/26/23 5:58:41 AM
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I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I did that

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deoxxys
05/26/23 6:20:18 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Youre calling her ugly, Id like to see your face so we can all pass judgment on how you look
I mean I didn't claim to be beautiful or perfect, so....

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AlveinFencer
05/26/23 6:24:45 AM
#38:


I mean, it's not like I'm seeing anyone or doing anything at the moment. One date wouldn't kill me...I think.

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Ivynn
05/26/23 6:26:09 AM
#39:


Is she still dating that dude who looks like a CEman

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toreysback
05/26/23 6:29:16 AM
#40:


is she really going out with him
is she really going to take him home tonight

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MICHALECOLE
05/26/23 8:47:34 PM
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deoxxys posted...
I mean I didn't claim to be beautiful or perfect, so....
I didnt claim to be beautiful, so I can be a big man and call women ugly online - you
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AloneIBreak
05/26/23 8:50:56 PM
#42:


I dont like her feet, but her sloppers and face are 10/10

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deoxxys
05/26/23 11:09:40 PM
#43:


MICHALECOLE posted...
I didnt claim to be beautiful, so I can be a big man and call women ugly online - you
It's not as if I'm personally offending her anyway, my comments don't even exist to her, so I hardly see how it matters.

If you have somebody presenting you a scenario, saying this pineapple pizza is the best thing ever, you're allowed to say it's gross. Same thing with AOC she's just not my slice of pizza.

I don't know why you're so touched about this.

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MICHALECOLE
05/27/23 3:06:39 AM
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deoxxys posted...
It's not as if I'm personally offending her anyway, my comments don't even exist to her, so I hardly see how it matters.

If you have somebody presenting you a scenario, saying this pineapple pizza is the best thing ever, you're allowed to say it's gross. Same thing with AOC she's just not my slice of pizza.

I don't know why you're so touched about this.
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deoxxys
05/27/23 7:16:29 AM
#45:


Oh fuck off .


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Eramir
05/27/23 7:22:22 AM
#47:


Yes Ill date you but just do you know were going to have lots and lots of sex

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gatorsPENSbucs
05/27/23 8:41:59 AM
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Not a chance, I dont know if Id call her ugly but shes definitely not attractive. And she would bore the hell out of me.

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willythemailboy
05/27/23 9:55:05 AM
#49:


My Ackbar alert level spikes past 10 and I start looking for an exit.

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FlyEaglesFly24
05/27/23 9:57:14 AM
#50:


Im married

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