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lilORANG
05/25/23 8:32:39 AM
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Why do these articles always pop up and why is the millenial's secret always to have a high paying job?

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LightHawKnight
05/25/23 8:34:45 AM
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Step 1: Be born rich.

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Jiek_Fafn
05/25/23 8:36:11 AM
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Save $550 a day by not ordering Starbucks

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PokemonExpert44
05/25/23 8:36:22 AM
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Rich/10

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Purple_Cheetah
05/25/23 8:37:52 AM
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step 1 start rich
step 2 ???
step 3 profit!
step 5 become a muk
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Prismsblade
05/25/23 8:41:43 AM
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When the Tiny homes and FIRE movement were at its peak before everyone realized they were bullshit these were very common.

But not much now anymore.

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UnsteadyOwl
05/25/23 8:44:47 AM
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Look at this story about how this person paid off their student loan debt with nothing but grit, determination, and being a nepo baby whose parents got them a high paying job. The system works, guys!

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brestugo
05/25/23 9:00:23 AM
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I got one where someone was selling their shit. Dead serious. Article claimed the person had some unique culture in their stomach.

Who TF can use that as a business plan?

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K181
05/25/23 9:01:51 AM
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Why don't you guys just do what I did? Marry into money.

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MisterPengy
05/25/23 9:02:21 AM
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Easy way to get rich:

Study the stock market
Get a 2 million dollar loan from your rich uncle
Lose a million bucks on it because you have no fucking idea what you're doing
Refuse to pay the loan back and cut contact

Boom, you're a millionaire.

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brestugo
05/26/23 9:09:00 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
Step 1: Be born rich.

Aka 'born on third base'.

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loafy013
05/26/23 9:14:15 PM
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brestugo posted...
I got one where someone was selling their shit. Dead serious. Article claimed the person had some unique culture in their stomach.

Who TF can use that as a business plan?
Poop transplants are a real thing. I believe they are needed a lot of times if you get pumped full of antibiotics for something so severe that killing off all the bacteria in your gut is a side effect of the treatment. But it is recommended not to get it from a family member, something about needing diversity. I'll admit, i'd rather buy shit from a stranger than ask a friend for it.

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brestugo
05/26/23 9:18:43 PM
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loafy013 posted...
Poop transplants are a real thing. I believe they are needed a lot of times if you get pumped full of antibiotics for something so severe that killing off all the bacteria in your gut is a side effect of the treatment. But it is recommended not to get it from a family member, something about needing diversity. I'll admit, i'd rather buy shit from a stranger than ask a friend for it.
Yeah that's what it was about. This person was making nearly a million a year, IIRC.

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Trumpo
05/26/23 9:20:31 PM
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Sounds like a CNBC make it article

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DrizztLink
05/26/23 9:26:50 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/2/AABUaRAAEg32.jpg

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Lillymon
05/26/23 9:28:22 PM
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Well obviously the 'secret' is to have rich parents to pay for a good education, pull strings with their rich friends to get their kids a high-paying job, then let their kids live in their second home so they've got no rent or mortgage payments to make. Then, ten years later, boom! They've got enough money to retire at 35! How do they do it? /s

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UnsteadyOwl
05/26/23 9:36:18 PM
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Some people seem to just want to defend the system because they want to think if they were more successful than others it's only because they worked harder than those others. They don't want to think luck had anything to do with it, even though objectively plenty of things that influence the course of someone's life are not within that person's control.

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specialkid8
05/26/23 9:41:49 PM
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I've never even had avocado toast. You won't believe how much money I've saved.

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EDF-5
05/26/23 9:58:08 PM
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Stop buying so much lottery
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008Zulu
05/26/23 10:18:07 PM
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"I moved in to an apartment that my parents own, so I saved so much money on rent!"

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Nukazie
05/26/23 10:22:56 PM
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EDF-5 posted...
Stop buying so much lottery
but... what if?

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