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brestugo
05/25/23 2:07:27 PM
#51:


MrToothHasYou posted...
Listen, no shambolic public event, no matter how disastrous, ill-conceived, or embarrassingly fraught with technical issues, will ever top Rudys press conference at the Four Seasons

Nothing will ever even come close.
Future generations will think the story is made up.

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UnholyMudcrab
05/25/23 2:08:02 PM
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ai123 posted...
You have to imagine that someone somewhere has been fired. Maybe more than one person.
See, the thing about that is that Musk has already fired everyone. There's practically nobody left except him.

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UnsteadyOwl
05/25/23 2:23:18 PM
#53:


MrToothHasYou posted...
Listen, no shambolic public event, no matter how disastrous, ill-conceived, or embarrassingly fraught with technical issues, will ever top Rudys press conference at the Four Seasons

Nothing will ever even come close.
It's still hard to believe that actually happened in real life and not in a sitcom or something.

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SaikyoStyle
05/25/23 2:25:19 PM
#54:


UnsteadyOwl posted...
It's still hard to believe that actually happened in real life and not in a sitcom or something.
Arrested Development in particular.

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X8Azazel8X
05/25/23 2:34:26 PM
#55:


MrToothHasYou posted...
Listen, no shambolic public event, no matter how disastrous, ill-conceived, or embarrassingly fraught with technical issues, will ever top Rudys press conference at the Four Seasons

Nothing will ever even come close.


Eh I think the borat scene of spontaneous masturbation in front of some one he thought was underage in a movie that is in millions of houses and viewed in thousands of theaters around the world before that might come close.

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Tyranthraxus
05/25/23 2:36:52 PM
#56:


X8Azazel8X posted...
Eh I think the borat scene of spontaneous masturbation in front of some one he thought was underage in a movie that is in millions of houses and viewed in thousands of theaters around the world before that might come close.
Lmfao his Twitter account actually tried to play that shit off like they knew it was him the whole time.

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The_shibe
05/25/23 2:44:13 PM
#57:


X8Azazel8X posted...
I guess this is the best white supremacists can hope for when they run shit. Constant ineptitude and fuck ups they try to spin it as even better than they hoped for originally. Irs quite ugly and shows a deep rot is exposed in their soul that will never heal.

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He thought he could fire everyone, cut twitter's resources and somehow still handle an event like this, lol. He truly is an idiot

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X8Azazel8X
05/25/23 3:14:17 PM
#58:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Lmfao his Twitter account actually tried to play that shit off like they knew it was him the whole time.

https://youtu.be/e8fK26HQCvQ


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Proto_Spark
05/25/23 4:19:54 PM
#59:


Honestly, this could be a blessing in disguise for DeSantis.

Harping on the technical issues will distract voters from the absolute embarrassment DeSantis's actual announcement was, where the snowflake he was required a safe space where the only people allowed to speak were pre-selected to lob softball questions he couldn't even answer well, or that most of the people involved were more interested in trying to blow Elon than anything DeSantis had to say.
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MrToothHasYou
05/25/23 8:41:31 PM
#60:


Meanwhile while we are all here laughing about the idiocy of these people, DeSantis raised more in his first 24 hours since announcing ($8.2 million) than Biden raised in the same timeframe after he announced his candidacy in for the 2020 election ($6.3 million). For further comparison Bernie raised $5.9 in his first 24 last cycle.

Strap in folks, fascism is back and its going to kill us all.

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UnsteadyOwl
05/25/23 8:52:53 PM
#61:


MrToothHasYou posted...
Meanwhile while we are all here laughing about the idiocy of these people, DeSantis raised more in his first 24 hours since announcing ($8.2 million) than Biden raised in the same timeframe after he announced his candidacy in for the 2020 election ($6.3 million). For further comparison Bernie raised $5.9 in his first 24 last cycle.

Strap in folks, fascism is back and its going to kill us all.
I'd wager there are still plenty of people on the right who see him as more electable than Trump and are going to try to make him the nominee. I don't think they're going to succeed but they'll try.

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DnDer
05/25/23 8:58:17 PM
#62:


HylianFox posted...
Having tons of money is pretty much shorthand for "this guy is a POS", it's hardly been wrong

Some More News did an episode about that just a month or two ago.

After a certain financial threshold is achieved, more money clinically makes you an asshole that's disconnected from reality.


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Heineken14
05/25/23 9:03:51 PM
#63:


HylianFox posted...


Bingo. The whole reason DeSantis made his announcement on Twitter is so he could avoid dealing with ACTUAL news and ACTUAL press.

It's beyond cowardly, and totally what you would want from a future president.


Meanwhile, his derpy little shit stain followers are the exact same people who will criticize Biden for not doing any press while ignoring random press events Biden is doing.

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divot1338
05/25/23 9:05:41 PM
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While to most people he just comes off as totally incompetent, to older Americans his inability to communicate online is extremely relatable.

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Humble_Novice
05/25/23 9:07:48 PM
#65:


MrToothHasYou posted...
Meanwhile while we are all here laughing about the idiocy of these people, DeSantis raised more in his first 24 hours since announcing ($8.2 million) than Biden raised in the same timeframe after he announced his candidacy in for the 2020 election ($6.3 million). For further comparison Bernie raised $5.9 in his first 24 last cycle.

Strap in folks, fascism is back and its going to kill us all.
It doesn't matter how much money DeSantis has if it won't earn him the presidency in the end. What does matter is getting more people to turn out and vote blue down the line. Plus, DeSantis and the GOP have to contend with a vengeful Trump should the former president fail to get nominated.

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Antifar
05/25/23 9:10:06 PM
#66:


I wouldn't read too much into the money figures; this is a less open primary than the 2020 (I.e. money is split fewer ways). And also:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/still-undeclared-jeb-bush-touts-record-fundraising-haul-1430140658

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The_shibe
05/25/23 9:37:12 PM
#67:


MrToothHasYou posted...
Meanwhile while we are all here laughing about the idiocy of these people, DeSantis raised more in his first 24 hours since announcing ($8.2 million) than Biden raised in the same timeframe after he announced his candidacy in for the 2020 election ($6.3 million). For further comparison Bernie raised $5.9 in his first 24 last cycle.

Strap in folks, fascism is back and its going to kill us all.

we, as a nation, kinda have it coming, sadly.

After that narrow victory in 2020 and the failed coup in 1/6 the entire nation should have realized this is serious shit:

  • The powers that be should have realized it was an unforgivable act and promptly sent the intellectual authors of such an act to jail.
  • Normal people, if there are any left, "moderates" and "enlightened centrists" should have realized how batshit crazy one of the 2 political parties are and came back to their senses
  • The media should have realized how much fault they had on almost toppling democracy and came back to their senses


But instead, the "powers that be" didn't give a shit. Banon, though indicted, is walking free, freely hosting shit radio shows talking about how to topple democracy, Garland wasted 3 years going after whatever small fry he could go ("oh look! this one janitor dude also walked inside on 1/6, let's go after him!") and avoided even looking at trump, heck, congress' 1/6 commission was almost done with its job before Garland even began looking into him.

The "moderates", "enlightened centrists" and "normal people" continue to hold every single fucking double standard they can think of, including blaming inflation on Biden (have you looked at WORLD inflation, people? Have you seen what COVID did at the global economy?) and deciding that Biden is the worst thing ever over every single little thing, while laughing off Trump losing a rape case, his obstruction case, and any of his other legal cases.

The media doubled down on their GOP love affair, pushing disinformation, conspiracy theories and glamorizing nutjobs. Things may be even worse now that the conservative nutjobs purchased CNN and turned it into fox-lite.

So yeah... we were at the brink and instead of learning the lesson double down. What did we expect? I am so sad

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Block_that_Kick
05/25/23 10:19:31 PM
#68:


God Im loving the infighting.

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Gritty
05/25/23 10:21:03 PM
#69:


Derwood posted...
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1661496322980028423

based Biden

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Humble_Novice
05/25/23 10:33:20 PM
#70:


The_shibe posted...
So yeah... we were at the brink and instead of learning the lesson double down. What did we expect? I am so sad
Conservatives will only truly succeed if they manage to brainwash us. Have they successfully brainwashed you already?

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The_shibe
05/25/23 10:35:49 PM
#71:


Humble_Novice posted...
Conservatives will only truly succeed if they manage to brainwash us. Have they successfully brainwashed you already?

Do I sound like I think they're the good guys? really?

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Humble_Novice
05/25/23 10:43:05 PM
#72:


The_shibe posted...
Do I sound like I think they're the good guys? really?
If you haven't been brainwashed, then you still have a fighting chance to overcome the fascists.

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The_shibe
05/25/23 10:53:32 PM
#73:


Humble_Novice posted...
If you haven't been brainwashed, then you still have a fighting chance to overcome the fascists.

yes, dude, it's all MY fault.

I told the media to keep glamorizing the chuds and the conspiracy theories. I told the "enlightened centrists" and "moderates" and "normal people" to get super mad at Biden over everything while forgiving Trump for everything, even for losing a rape case. I was the one who made Garland refuse to look into trump for 1/6 until year 3.

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X8Azazel8X
05/26/23 12:24:12 AM
#74:


MrToothHasYou posted...
Meanwhile while we are all here laughing about the idiocy of these people, DeSantis raised more in his first 24 hours since announcing ($8.2 million) than Biden raised in the same timeframe after he announced his candidacy in for the 2020 election ($6.3 million). For further comparison Bernie raised $5.9 in his first 24 last cycle.

Strap in folks, fascism is back and its going to kill us all.


Lol they always say this when they fuck up even when you can't check it. Elon said the same thing, that Twitter has had record numbers of subscriptions with the decantis fiasco, which sounds like a big pile of shit for him to scrooge mcduck swim in.

He isn't going to win the primary and who knows what happens when drump wins it yet has to go to prison. Some how decantis still won't be in consideration even if elon decide to give him his money and he becomes the second richest in the world.

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CobraGT
05/26/23 12:35:45 AM
#75:


*sarcasm* Solution. Give every account a priority based on their credit score.

/sarcasm

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brestugo
05/26/23 7:45:47 AM
#76:


If he can't get into retail politics, he's dead in the water.

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Unsuprised_Pika
05/26/23 7:47:53 AM
#77:


Dark_Arbron posted...
Just think whatll happen if it loses most of its staff. *shudder*

When? Twitter already shed like 70% and most everyone left are incompetent chuds or rightfully stopped giving a fuck.

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Kradek
05/27/23 12:32:36 AM
#78:


brestugo posted...
Future generations will think the story is made up.

I dunno about that considering he sexually coerced and harassed a former employee of his and he insisted that she record everything he told her to do for some insane reason I can't even remember, but basically she says she has records for how he forced her to have sex and after promising her millions of dollars for the position he gave her a few thousand, which I think is the reason she came forward. Also the creepy shit of asking her to pretend to be his daughter.

He was once "America's Mayor", but his legacy is going to be anything but.

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The-Apostle
05/27/23 12:39:34 AM
#79:


ssj3vegeta posted...
Did trump sabotage da announcement ???
Nah, he's not smart enough to do that.

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