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GeraldDarko 05/23/23 9:52:45 PM #1:	Bonus points for ones that made up yourself. Why can't dogs watch movies? They can only press the paws button. How do foreign navys communicate? SUBtitles --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:973671443] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>Bonus points for ones that made up yourself. Why can't dogs watch movies?They can only press the paws button.How do foreign navys communicate?SUBtitles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 05/23/23 9:53:42 PM #2:	What do you call a dog that's underwater? A subwoofer --- CrimsonAngel's alt <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:973671457] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>What do you call a dog that's underwater?A subwoofer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 05/23/23 10:03:42 PM #3:	Crimsoness posted... What do you call a dog that's underwater? A subwoofer https://i.imgur.com/M8tXDYb.mp4 --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:973671651] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>What do you call a dog that's underwater?A subwoofer</quote>https://i.imgur.com/M8tXDYb.mp4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 05/23/23 10:06:09 PM #4:	What kind of a zoo only has a small breed of toy dogs? ~~A Shih Tzu.~~ --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:973671682] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>What kind of a zoo only has a small breed of toy dogs?A Shih Tzu.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thud 05/23/23 10:06:46 PM #5:	What do you get when you cross human and llama DNA? ~~Kicked out of the petting zoo, for starters~~ --- Happy birthday to the GROUND! <cite>Thud posted [p:973671695] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>What do you get when you cross human and llama DNA?Kicked out of the petting zoo, for starters</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mormaurd 05/23/23 10:07:15 PM #6:	What do you call a snail on a ship? ~~A snailor.~~ --- http://i.imgur.com/ydU4CFf.jpg <cite>Mormaurd posted [p:973671699] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>What do you call a snail on a ship?A snailor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 05/23/23 10:08:23 PM #7:	What do you call a cow standing on a hill? ~~Lean beef~~ --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:973671725] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>What do you call a cow standing on a hill?Lean beef</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 05/23/23 10:11:24 PM #8:	Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:973671769] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wolverine 05/23/23 10:30:20 PM #9:	trappedunderice posted... Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? <cite>Wolverine posted [p:973672149] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>trappedunderice posted... </cite><quote>Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 05/23/23 10:32:52 PM #10:	Crimsoness posted... What do you call a dog that's underwater? A subwoofer i lol'd --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:973672195] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>What do you call a dog that's underwater?A subwoofer</quote>i lol'd</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 05/23/23 10:38:25 PM #11:	I made a topic where I posted this, before seeing your topic. So I deleted that and put it here. What type of reptile goes well with a computer... ~~A Monitor lizard.~~ --- "Big Sweaty Otis" -Titus O'Neil <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:973672300] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>I made a topic where I posted this, before seeing your topic. So I deleted that and put it here. What type of reptile goes well with a computer...A Monitor lizard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 05/23/23 10:38:38 PM #12:	A woman asks her husband to go to the store. "Get a gallon of milk, and if they have avocados, get six", she says. Man goes to the store and comes back, carrying six gallons of milk. Wife asks, "Why did you get so much milk?" Husband says, "They had avocados". --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:973672304] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>A woman asks her husband to go to the store."Get a gallon of milk, and if they have avocados, get six", she says.Man goes to the store and comes back, carrying six gallons of milk.Wife asks, "Why did you get so much milk?"Husband says, "They had avocados". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 05/23/23 10:45:49 PM #13:	What's it called when a soldier jumps into a foxhole? ~~bestiality~~ --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:973672435] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>What's it called when a soldier jumps into a foxhole?bestiality</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 05/23/23 10:50:10 PM #14:	cjsdowg posted... I made a topic where I posted this, before seeing your topic. So I deleted that and put it here. What type of reptile goes well with a computer... ~~A Monitor lizard.~~ https://i.imgur.com/y82NJOB.mp4 Pretty crazy we both chose to make this topic tonight lol --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:973672505] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>cjsdowg posted... </cite><quote>I made a topic where I posted this, before seeing your topic. So I deleted that and put it here. What type of reptile goes well with a computer...A Monitor lizard.</quote>https://i.imgur.com/y82NJOB.mp4Pretty crazy we both chose to make this topic tonight lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 05/23/23 10:53:42 PM #15:	A wife comes home and tells her husband somebody stole their car. The husband asks did you get a description of the thief? No said the wife, but she got the license number. --- True fact: People driving to and from a Starbucks are the deadliest drivers you will ever encounter. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:973672568] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>A wife comes home and tells her husband somebody stole their car. The husband asks did you get a description of the thief? No said the wife, but she got the license number.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 05/23/23 10:53:44 PM #16:	GeraldDarko posted... Pretty crazy we both chose to make this topic tonight lol Great minds think alike. --- "Big Sweaty Otis" -Titus O'Neil <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:973672571] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>GeraldDarko posted... </cite><quote>Pretty crazy we both chose to make this topic tonight lol</quote>Great minds think alike.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 05/23/23 10:56:37 PM #17:	Where does the general keep his armies? ~~In his sleevies.~~ --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:973672621] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>Where does the general keep his armies?In his sleevies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samsungsalt 05/23/23 11:22:01 PM #18:	Xatrion posted... A woman asks her husband to go to the store. "Get a gallon of milk, and if they have avocados, get six", she says. Man goes to the store and comes back, carrying six gallons of milk. Wife asks, "Why did you get so much milk?" Husband says, "They had avocados". Classic --- my old computer died and i didn't feel like resetting the password to my original account, so i created this one instead. now i only use it when i use my iphone <cite>samsungsalt posted [p:973673061] in Post painf... [t:80453860]...</cite> <quote>Xatrion posted... </cite><quote>A woman asks her husband to go to the store."Get a gallon of milk, and if they have avocados, get six", she says.Man goes to the store and comes back, carrying six gallons of milk.Wife asks, "Why did you get so much milk?"Husband says, "They had avocados".</quote>Classic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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