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SSJ5_Goku
05/22/23 3:40:59 PM
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Deal?


She is a nobody vtuber that no one knows or cares about. She streams at all hours of the day. Is ridicuously loud and tries to speak Japanese in a high pitched shrill voice. You're not allowed to post what she actually looks like online or share that you live with her.

She will ask you daily to watch her stream.

She does 0 house work and does not clean her gaming desk.

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LSGW_Zephyra
05/22/23 3:41:56 PM
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Nah, not enough. Not with all those caveats at the very least.

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ironman2009
05/22/23 3:42:04 PM
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Deal. Free rent she can actually be an anime character for all I care.

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Irony
05/22/23 3:43:07 PM
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I would spend a year with NachuMocha

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mystic_belmont
05/22/23 3:44:07 PM
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Can it be F1nn?

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Turbam
05/22/23 3:44:48 PM
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Is she hot?

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Starks
05/22/23 3:44:52 PM
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Am I dating or fwb with this person?

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bigblu89
05/22/23 3:45:10 PM
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No. Not enough for what is potentially weeks filled with sleepless nights due to the noise.

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ironman2009
05/22/23 3:46:34 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

brother-chan*

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Kimbos_Egg
05/22/23 3:46:45 PM
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Can it be nyannera

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the_final_bahamut
05/22/23 3:48:55 PM
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Roommate who doesn't do any housework? No dice.

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SSJ5_Goku
05/22/23 3:50:57 PM
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ironman2009 posted...
Deal. Free rent she can actually be an anime character for all I care.

I never said for free.

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meralonne
05/22/23 3:52:57 PM
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She can live in my downstairs room and Ill throw her a bag of Cheetos every so often. Deal.

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AldousIsDead
05/22/23 3:53:46 PM
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Don't think I'd mind that much. It's like living with a teenager already.

Easy money.

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SSJ5_Goku
05/22/23 3:57:25 PM
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Starks posted...
Am I dating or fwb with this person?

No. You can try but it wouldn't be any easier than a normal person. 95% chance she sees you as a friend/brother.

Turbam posted...
Is she hot?
Roll a d20.

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Fable
05/22/23 3:58:01 PM
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MJOLNRVII
05/22/23 4:09:00 PM
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Yeah I'll make $100K a year just to watch someone str-
SSJ5_Goku posted...
She does 0 house work and does not clean her gaming desk.
Ugh.
SSJ5_Goku posted...
I never said for free.
Even worse. Are we at least splitting the rent? From the sound of things she might not even be able to afford it.

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deoxxys
05/22/23 4:12:23 PM
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Topic sounds like it's made by somebody who doesn't know anything about vtubers.

A vuber isn't typically going to be speaking Japanese unless she lives in Japan. Even most of the bilingual ones speaking Japanese, live in Japan and if they're speaking English in their stream it's usually because they live in America or another English speaking country.

Sounds like a win to me, she's making good money doing what she likes and without selling pics and videos of her body? Win

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voldothegr8
05/22/23 4:19:27 PM
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Turbam posted...
Is she hot?
Most of them hide behind an avatar for a reason

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Irony
05/22/23 4:19:57 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Most of them hide behind an avatar for a reason
I'm assuming this is so they don't get like murdered or something

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ironman2009
05/22/23 4:20:39 PM
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Irony posted...
I'm assuming this is so they don't get like murdered or something

That's what I always assumed too. Even if they are ugly, there's a good chance a crazy superchatter will show up and try to Selena them

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FL81
05/22/23 4:54:05 PM
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only if I get to make cameo stream appearances as roommate-kun

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Turbam
05/22/23 5:00:38 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Most of them hide behind an avatar for a reason
I was talking about the avatar

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asdf8562
05/22/23 5:01:38 PM
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I have 100,000 reasons to get over it. I can move in a year.
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Crimsoness
05/22/23 5:02:32 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/0/AAfVATAAEgF0.jpg

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NoxObscuras
05/22/23 5:04:14 PM
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No deal. I'd need more than that to willingly deal with a shitty roommate like that

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SSJ5_Goku
05/22/23 5:17:49 PM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
Even worse. Are we at least splitting the rent? From the sound of things she might not even be able to afford it.
She can only pay if she makes enough off of superchats.

deoxxys posted...
Topic sounds like it's made by somebody who doesn't know anything about vtubers.

A vuber isn't typically going to be speaking Japanese unless she lives in Japan. Even most of the bilingual ones speaking Japanese, live in Japan and if they're speaking English in their stream it's usually because they live in America or another English speaking country.

Sounds like a win to me, she's making good money doing what she likes and without selling pics and videos of her body? Win

Sounds like you didn't actually read the topic. I said she *tries* to speak Japanese. Think cringe high-school anime club Japanese. And no, she's not making "good money" hence:

SSJ5_Goku posted...
She is a nobody vtuber that no one knows or cares about.


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Ricemills
05/22/23 5:18:24 PM
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SSJ5_Goku posted...
She

Deal

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Ratchetrockon
05/22/23 5:19:57 PM
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Sure. I'll just be her servant

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BloodMoon7
05/22/23 5:23:30 PM
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I have to watch her stream? Okay but only if she lets me sniff her feet.

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ironman2009
05/22/23 5:30:07 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I have to watch her stream? Okay but only if she lets me sniff her feet.

nah she just asks you to

if she streams at the same time as most of the hololive girls or pomu she's getting 2nd tabbed and muted.

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BloodMoon7
05/22/23 5:36:30 PM
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ironman2009 posted...
nah she just asks you to

if she streams at the same time as most of the hololive girls or pomu she's getting 2nd tabbed and muted.
Then I will simply sniff her chair when not in use like a civilized person.

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The_Korey
05/22/23 6:06:31 PM
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As long as I have my own room, I kan ignore her. I'm more put off by putting a normal life on hold for a year for only $100,000, but yeah, very doable.

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garan
05/22/23 6:07:39 PM
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The no housework thing makes it a deal breaker. I'm not going to live with a slob.
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Zikten
05/22/23 6:09:35 PM
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Supposedly many of the Hololive girls are actually attractive. I once saw some pics of some of them that was claimed to be real. I think I saw Fauna and Ina. Fauna was blonde I think. Ina was Asian
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BloodMoon7
05/22/23 6:42:43 PM
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Zikten posted...
Supposedly many of the Hololive girls are actually attractive. I once saw some pics of some of them that was claimed to be real. I think I saw Fauna and Ina. Fauna was blonde I think. Ina was Asian
Even their managers are hot, allegedly.

Even their CEO is sexy.

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BloodMoon7
05/22/23 8:38:37 PM
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What if she doesn't pay for her food because she isn't earning enough superchats? I'm betting she can't cook either. So you'll also have to feed her.

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Anony1125
05/22/23 8:53:39 PM
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I've always wanted my very own vtuber

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NoxObscuras
05/22/23 9:13:16 PM
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Babysitting? Nah everything TC described sounds like how I've heard people describe their worst ever roommate. Didn't clean up their messes, never helped out with chores, mooched off of their food, was super inconsiderate about being quiet at night, etc. Good luck not hating her guts after a month or two of that.

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The_Korey
05/23/23 3:20:12 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
What if she doesn't pay for her food because she isn't earning enough superchats? I'm betting she can't cook either. So you'll also have to feed her.

Why? She's an adult. If she starves to death because she absolutely refuses to feed herself, that's on her. In the meantime, I'll be getting myself a mini fridge and a few locks for my room.

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