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Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/19/23 10:12:52 AM
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What do you do?

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Turbam
05/19/23 10:13:38 AM
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Oh? You're approaching me?

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Were_Wyrm
05/19/23 10:16:24 AM
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I'm just here to workout lady, not get hit on.

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Full_Pokedex
05/19/23 10:16:29 AM
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Turbam posted...
Oh? You're approaching me?
I can't ask you out without getting near you.

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bigblu89
05/19/23 10:16:42 AM
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I say hello and then tell her my name, like I do whenever someone introduces themselves to me?

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TheNextLink
05/19/23 10:17:49 AM
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"Get away, you're cramping my style"
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Ratchetrockon
05/19/23 10:20:29 AM
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Sorry I already have a mom

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IfGodCouldDie
05/19/23 10:21:18 AM
#11:


Freak out about respecting personal boundaries and run out of the gym at full speed flailing my arms and legs.

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Fluttershy
05/19/23 10:21:39 AM
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squats

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Jiek_Fafn
05/19/23 10:23:19 AM
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Record it and post it on the internet to shame her. Then Joey Swole will shame me instead

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/19/23 10:26:30 AM
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Pretend I don't notice her

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colliding
05/19/23 10:28:07 AM
#15:


literally does not happen unless you're famous

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PoopPotato
05/19/23 10:28:51 AM
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Not now, tits. I'm in the fuckin zone

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legendary_zell
05/19/23 10:31:01 AM
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You're hindering my gains which is the worst possible sin. Begone.....but meet me outside in 45 minutes.

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cjsdowg
05/19/23 10:38:11 AM
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Record it and put it online since she was a creep

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Crimsoness
05/19/23 10:38:45 AM
#19:


Let her see the gun show

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/19/23 10:48:00 AM
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You havent thought of the smell!

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Squall28
05/19/23 10:51:43 AM
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colliding posted...
literally does not happen unless you're famous

I had it happen three times, but I'm a dumbass and just took the convo at face value.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/19/23 10:51:53 AM
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Turbam posted...
Oh? You're approaching me?
imagine watching Turbam doing squats from across the gym

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DrPrimemaster
05/19/23 11:10:34 AM
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I take a headphone out of my ear, say "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know you were using it." then put the headphone back in and hurriedly leave the squat rack she wasnt using mid-set.

As I'm leaving I hear her say, "Sir, you forgot your blender bottle."

I turn to look back over my shoulder and tell her to keep it, but lose track of where I'm going, causing me to trip over a dumbbell. My face slams into a metal bar, my nose breaks, blood is pouring out of my nostrils. Everyone is staring at me. I decide not to grab any of my things and just leave.

I'm exiting the building, the lady at the front desk asks me "Are you alright?", I swiftly respond "You too."

I get into my car and drive away, never to be seen or heard from again.

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Scarecrow17
05/19/23 11:28:33 AM
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I introduce myself and make conversation. Ive had this happen a few times in the gym. Gym girls tend to be a lot more brave when it comes to approaching guys they find attractive. You dont even have to try with some of these girls. Theyll ask for your number and text you first most of the time.

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the_final_bahamut
05/19/23 11:31:50 AM
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This is the most SDE topic I can imagine, but I'm loving the joke responses.


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TerraSeeker
05/19/23 11:40:53 AM
#26:


Say hi. Introduce myself. And keep working out.

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Strider102
05/19/23 11:52:39 AM
#27:


"Jesus Christ stop looking at me like a piece of meat! I feel violated right now, I can't even come here to work out without y'all getting up in my business thinking you have even a slim chance with me. I'm absolutely feral right now, perving on poor innocent guys just trying to stay in shape."

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masterpug53
05/19/23 2:10:49 PM
#28:


Loudly proclaim 'No I will not MAKE OUT with you!'

If she gets the reference and plays along despite the fact that it has no contextual relevance to this situation whatsoever, I might have just found my soulmate.

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IronWolf87
05/19/23 2:24:14 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
I take a headphone out of my ear, say "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know you were using it." then put the headphone back in and hurriedly leave the squat rack she wasnt using mid-set.

As I'm leaving I hear her say, "Sir, you forgot your blender bottle."

I turn to look back over my shoulder and tell her to keep it, but lose track of where I'm going, causing me to trip over a dumbbell. My face slams into a metal bar, my nose breaks, blood is pouring out of my nostrils. Everyone is staring at me. I decide not to grab any of my things and just leave.

I'm exiting the building, the lady at the front desk asks me "Are you alright?", I swiftly respond "You too."

I get into my car and drive away, never to be seen or heard from again.

This is unironically what I would do. Like this is scary how accurate it is.
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Ryangrad
05/19/23 2:27:31 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
I take a headphone out of my ear, say "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know you were using it." then put the headphone back in and hurriedly leave the squat rack she wasnt using mid-set.

As I'm leaving I hear her say, "Sir, you forgot your blender bottle."

I turn to look back over my shoulder and tell her to keep it, but lose track of where I'm going, causing me to trip over a dumbbell. My face slams into a metal bar, my nose breaks, blood is pouring out of my nostrils. Everyone is staring at me. I decide not to grab any of my things and just leave.

I'm exiting the building, the lady at the front desk asks me "Are you alright?", I swiftly respond "You too."

I get into my car and drive away, never to be seen or heard from again.
I feel attacked!

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Paragon21XX
05/19/23 2:59:42 PM
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"Whatever you're selling, I'm not buying."

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-Kicksave-
05/19/23 3:11:17 PM
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Squall28 posted...
I had it happen three times, but I'm a dumbass and just took the convo at face value.
Lol, same. I wish I could go back in time and ***** slap my younger self.

Insanely fit gym gal stops me, has me come over and show her how to use a lat pull-down bar and Im like oh, its easy, you just set the weight like this and pull it down in front of you *does air motion*

Then I walk away and resume my set.

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drclaeys
05/19/23 3:18:36 PM
#34:


Friends,

  1. Faint
  2. poop my pants
  3. slap my self, because I am asleep.


First off, I have not gone to the Gym in 30 years. NEXT off, I am creepy and bald,
glasses and buck teeth. NOONE even notices me, much less looks at me, much less talks to me, much less introduces themselves.


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