Current Events > Ted Cruz wants an investigation of Bud Light

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MistyKnight
05/18/23 12:32:27 PM
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But not of gun manufacturers marketing to kids or alcohol ads during sporting events and parades, etc.

What a fucking pathetic human

https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1658920407863369734?t=-oHDXYATMXkx4i11TzW10A&s=19

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MistyKnight
05/18/23 1:30:24 PM
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https://twitter.com/TheSGTJoker/status/1659235048929755151?t=LD8fRAOj-8dbf3z-GSKKgw&s=19

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Smashingpmkns
05/18/23 1:32:49 PM
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They have Sunny D seltzers now. Literally no one gives a shit about alcohol products being advertised to children.

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/18/23 1:32:54 PM
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I almost want to make an account just to troll this idiot. Almost.

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SocialistGamer
05/18/23 1:33:13 PM
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Why would a senator post adult content on his social media feed?

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A_Good_Boy
05/18/23 1:33:33 PM
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Won't this just distract from their probe into Hunter Biden? We need answers to the real issues in this country!

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YourBestFrenemy
05/18/23 1:38:00 PM
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Fled Cruz looks like Wolverine's asshole after a three day taco binge.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/18/23 1:44:20 PM
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How are they STILL talking about this non story? How long ago did this Dylan mulvaney thing happen? And they're still crying over it...I just don't get it.


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Zikten
05/18/23 1:47:00 PM
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Ted Cruz should spend less time worrying about beer, and more time worrying about how his politics effect his gay daughter
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YourBestFrenemy
05/18/23 1:47:48 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
How are they STILL talking about this non story? How long ago did this Dylan mulvaney thing happen? And they're still crying over it...I just don't get it.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/3/AAegNYAAEa7Z.jpg

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ai123
05/18/23 1:49:14 PM
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God forbid that Bud Light would ever try to appeal to underage drinkers:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/2/AAdkcxAAEfQG.jpg

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darkace77450
05/18/23 1:49:30 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
How are they STILL talking about this non story?

You're talking about the political party who lost their minds when an animated green M&M traded her gogo boots in for sneakers. If these people can't fabricate an outrage of the week, they'll circle back to their one.
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ellis123
05/18/23 1:51:54 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
How are they STILL talking about this non story? How long ago did this Dylan mulvaney thing happen? And they're still crying over it...I just don't get it.
It is because nothing has come out that is able to take it away from the spotlight. Republicans require there to be something to be shriek-y babies over or their ideology doesn't function, so the propaganda mills owned by Murdock and Co will continue to churn out the same stories over and over until something new comes out.

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/18/23 1:52:27 PM
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Teddy can go ahead and investigate deez nuts instead...
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ultimate_reaver
05/18/23 1:58:40 PM
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Oh my god who fucking cares

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SaikyoStyle
05/18/23 2:00:14 PM
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How come this kind of behavior doesnt turn centrists away from the right?

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Anarchy_Juiblex
05/18/23 2:03:44 PM
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Is Ted upset that he's not also getting sued by an American institution for trying to suppress free speech?

Yes, harass them, please fucking do. You stupid, fucking prick.

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Kimberly
05/18/23 2:05:46 PM
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They are desperately digging through a pile of half-rotten oysters to fish out a few pearls to clutch tightly to their chest.

Unregulated advertising to minors is a large problem, but the one target he picked out is conveniently in line with his agenda against queer people. Wow, wonder why that is. /s

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TomClark
05/18/23 2:09:17 PM
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Yes, but you see, Ted Cruz is an idiot.

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WTGHookshot
05/18/23 2:14:43 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
They have Sunny D seltzers now. Literally no one gives a shit about alcohol products being advertised to children.

Indeed. Many states allow children to drink alcoholic beverages as long as it is within the home and the parents have been the ones to buy said beverages.

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Alucard188
05/18/23 2:16:04 PM
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I would love to see Ted Cruz stranded on a desert island with nothing but Bud Light and a volleyball for cold comfort.

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Southernfatman
05/18/23 2:16:09 PM
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Republicans want to bring back child labor, but are worried about them drinking? Sure, Ted.

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Alucard188
05/18/23 2:17:47 PM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
How come this kind of behavior doesnt turn centrists away from the right?

Centrists are just Republicans who are to scared to admit it.

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WTGHookshot
05/18/23 2:18:32 PM
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ai123 posted...
God forbid that Bud Light would ever try to appeal to underage drinkers:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/2/AAdkcxAAEfQG.jpg

Is that aimed at underage people? I can't stand alcohol, personally, but as a 34 year old, I absolutely love strawberry lemonade (as well as raspberry lemonade, regular lemonade, blueberry lemonade, all those Calypso lemonade flavors, etc.). I didn't think "strawberry lemonade" was associated with a certain age group.

I guess I learn something new everyday.

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Strider102
05/18/23 2:19:49 PM
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I want an investigation on Cancun Cruz.

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Shotgunnova
05/18/23 2:21:08 PM
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YourBestFrenemy posted...
Fled Cruz
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/1/AABhrNAAEfQt.jpg

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Bass
05/18/23 2:21:10 PM
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Strider102 posted...
I want an investigation on Cancun Cruz.
This. Would be more useful than whatever this farce is.

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darkace77450
05/18/23 2:22:08 PM
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TomClark posted...
Yes, but you see, Ted Cruz is an idiot.

You're not wrong, but I have to chuckle over at the notion that this is the kind of comment the army of alts used in their campaign to get 261 shut down. Calling a jackass a jackass is somehow divisive in today's political climate, and thus the politics board had to go.
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RetsuZaiZen
05/18/23 2:26:54 PM
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ultimate_reaver posted...
Oh my god who fucking cares

Because Fuck Ted Cruz

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Sandalorn
05/18/23 2:28:00 PM
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Republicans can't govern so this is all they have. This type of pathetic outrage is the entirety of their platform to help Americans.

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Alucard188
05/18/23 2:30:48 PM
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darkace77450 posted...
You're not wrong, but I have to chuckle over at the notion that this is the kind of comment the army of alts used in their campaign to get 261 shut down. Calling a jackass a jackass is somehow divisive in today's political climate, and thus the politics board had to go.

Nah. It's because political discourse is such a toxic shit hole nowadays that most sane people won't venture near the topic.

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Srk700
05/18/23 2:52:45 PM
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darkace77450 posted...
You're talking about the political party who lost their minds when an animated green M&M traded her gogo boots in for sneakers. If these people can't fabricate an outrage of the week, they'll circle back to their one.

Not to mention they're the same party that lost their minds when Potato Head had "Mr." dropped from the name.
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EbonTitanium
05/18/23 2:56:38 PM
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ai123 posted...
God forbid that Bud Light would ever try to appeal to underage drinkers:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/2/AAdkcxAAEfQG.jpg
I dont think that this is trying to appeal to underage drinkers.

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mercurydude
05/18/23 3:03:14 PM
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If this is the line of logic we're going to follow, it's only fair to ask why Ted Cruz was promoting pornography on his Twitter account and how many underage users were exposed to it as a result.

Though an even better question is why he's trying to get children killed with his opposition to doing anything about gun violence.

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MC_BatCommander
05/18/23 3:05:10 PM
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Wouldn't it be nice if Ted Cruz just shut the fuck up for once in his miserable life

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Heineken14
05/18/23 3:22:37 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...


Because Fuck Ted Cruz


Who do you think we are, Lauren Boebert?!?

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Vyrulisse
05/18/23 3:25:00 PM
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I just completed my own independent investigation and I can confirm it's trash beer.
You're welcome Ted "Actual Human" Cruz.

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darkace77450
05/18/23 3:28:23 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
Who do you think we are, Lauren Boebert?!?

As a soon-to-be good Christian divorcee who would never dream of premarital sex, she's about to become even more cantankerous than she already is.
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mustachedmystic
05/18/23 4:37:59 PM
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What we need to investigate Ted Cruz, and his partnership with Beelzebub.

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creativerealms
05/18/23 4:44:25 PM
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What's funny and sad is that after sending Mulvaney those beers they have backed away from any sort of pro LGBT Actions. They publicly apologized for doing nothing wrong, they started a super patriotic marketing campaign. They caved in to the rights demands right away. And that's not good enough. The right are still attacking Bud Light and Anheuser-Busch even after they already won.

Anheuser-Busch is receiving hate from anti-LGBT groups and Pro-LGBT groups at the same time. It is hilarious.

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Axiom
05/18/23 4:46:28 PM
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The biggest mistake anheuser made is even acknowledging the chuds in the first place

They should have released the ad and just ignored all responses after
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Neo
05/18/23 4:51:59 PM
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Party of corporations and can't figure out that inclusion of everyone on your product means more $$$$ for business?

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BombermanGold
05/18/23 4:52:42 PM
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Axiom posted...
The biggest mistake anheuser made is even acknowledging the chuds in the first place

They should have released the ad and just ignored all responses after

That's generally what's been said they should have done, similar when people flipped their shit at Nike endorsing Colin Kaepernick.
They held strong, ignored the haters, and are still raking in millions.

One dumbass dude who ran a sports shop famously had to close it down after he discarded all the Nike footwear he was selling...which was what customers bought the most.

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MC_BatCommander
05/18/23 4:52:58 PM
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Neo posted...
Party of corporations and can't figure out that inclusion of everyone on your product means more $$$$ for business?

Their greed is only topped by their hatred of LGBTQ people

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andel
05/18/23 5:29:50 PM
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ted cruz is a famously spineless cretin who gets on his knees for obese diaper wearing trump even after fat donald insulted his wife publicly. no one likes him but somehow texas keeps sending him back to dc

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05/18/23 5:48:31 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Anheuser-Busch is receiving hate from anti-LGBT groups and Pro-LGBT groups at the same time. It is hilarious.

the poor corporation!

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brestugo
05/18/23 5:56:11 PM
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Axiom posted...
The biggest mistake anheuser made is even acknowledging the chuds in the first place

They should have released the ad and just ignored all responses after
I actually think this is one of the (few?) things that could have been ignored and it would have gone away,

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