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Derwood
05/17/23 7:10:48 PM
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Got an 18-hour nerve block for the surgery, when that wears off, I'm fucked
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kingdrake2
05/17/23 7:11:45 PM
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hernia... i had one of in my childhood. don't have much memory other than the bandage on my groin and the scar that was left.

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ultimate_reaver
05/17/23 7:11:59 PM
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i hope not, that might agitate the injury

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Derwood
05/17/23 7:13:45 PM
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I guess the good news is that my family has to serve my every need.

The bad news is that I won't be able to jerky jerky for awhile
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ROBANN_88
05/17/23 7:14:48 PM
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What is a hernia anyway?

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Derwood
05/17/23 7:15:36 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
What is a hernia anyway?

A hole opens in your lower abdominal wall and your guts try poking through
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MorbidFaithless
05/17/23 7:19:14 PM
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Derwood posted...
A hole opens in your lower abdominal wall and your guts try poking through
Apparently it is like really common? Do the guts come on the outside of your body? Or just out of place INSIDE your body?

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KitKats
05/17/23 7:21:49 PM
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Get well soon =)

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kingdrake2
05/17/23 7:23:16 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
Or just out of place INSIDE your body?


think it was this. not 100% sure.

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Derwood
05/17/23 7:23:40 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
Apparently it is like really common? Do the guts come on the outside of your body? Or just out of place INSIDE your body?

Very common among men.

They don't come outside your body, they just show up as a bulge. I'm sure Google has some pretty good images of them.

I noticed it in the shower one day and had it looked at right away.

Not necessarily dangerous unless one of your organs (intestines, usually) get "stuck" in the hole and then lose blood flow
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MorbidFaithless
05/17/23 7:35:11 PM
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Derwood posted...
Very common among men.

They don't come outside your body, they just show up as a bulge. I'm sure Google has some pretty good images of them.

I noticed it in the shower one day and had it looked at right away.

Not necessarily dangerous unless one of your organs (intestines, usually) get "stuck" in the hole and then lose blood flow
Yeah, my dad is living with one. They pretty much said they're not gonna do anything unless something bad happens. An inguinal hernia. Did you elect to have it done, or did they advise it?

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Derwood
05/17/23 7:57:37 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
Yeah, my dad is living with one. They pretty much said they're not gonna do anything unless something bad happens. An inguinal hernia. Did you elect to have it done, or did they advise it?

They advised it. It won't heal on its own.
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MistyKnight
05/17/23 8:07:43 PM
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Sneezing will be a dicey proposition for the next week or so

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Derwood
05/17/23 8:14:57 PM
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MistyKnight posted...
Sneezing will be a dicey proposition for the next week or so

Yuuuup
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sabin017
05/17/23 8:21:40 PM
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MistyKnight posted...
Sneezing will be a dicey proposition for the next week or so
Hide the pepper.

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YourBestFrenemy
05/17/23 8:27:22 PM
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Feel better soon.

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rexcrk
05/17/23 8:45:05 PM
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I had that about ten years ago. I recovered from the actual operation and all, but its definitely had an impact on my life that Ive never been able to get over.

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LeoRavus
05/17/23 8:47:33 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
hernia... i had one of in my childhood. don't have much memory other than the bandage on my groin and the scar that was left.
Same. I don't even think I had stitches, but some big plastic sticker put over it. I remember it falling off in the pool.

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realnifty1
05/17/23 8:50:18 PM
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Been years, but mine wasn't that bad right after. At like 4 or 5 days out though even the pain meds weren't cutting it and I had painful swelling. About 2 days of that and then everything was good again.

Good luck.
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Derwood
05/17/23 10:58:08 PM
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realnifty1 posted...
Been years, but mine wasn't that bad right after. At like 4 or 5 days out though even the pain meds weren't cutting it and I had painful swelling. About 2 days of that and then everything was good again.

Good luck.

Yeah, they told me that some severe swelling/bruising would show up a few days later. Not looking forward to it.

I'm going to try to manage with Ibuprofen as much as possible before dipping into the narcotic pain killer
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Derwood
05/17/23 11:22:58 PM
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My right testicle is turning black and blue, so I have that going for me.

Also, my right shoulder inexplicably hurts as well
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kingdrake2
05/18/23 4:49:33 AM
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sabin017 posted...
Hide the pepper.


it's bad news bears for me. i sneeze every time i use creole seasoning or pepper.
really hate bland food :(.

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Derwood
05/18/23 9:12:48 AM
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Slept pretty well (though I had to stay flat on my back, and I usually sleep on my side)

Pain isn't bad today at all. Hoping I can avoid the strong stuff altogether
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