Current Events > Marvel villain Bullseye is given stool softeners when he's in prison.

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I thought it was just because they figured he'd get up to less trouble if he was always a step away from shittin' himself, but apparently they just want him to do sloppy poops because he'd be lethally flinging shit at them if he ever had a turd solid enough.

Your Japanese animes have nothing on the rich lore of American comics.