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Full_Pokedex
05/16/23 6:45:05 PM
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Why does a Gorilla have better game then I do?

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Avirosb
05/16/23 6:45:59 PM
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Gorillas are apes, not monkeys.
Human GFs are apes too.

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s0nicfan
05/16/23 6:47:32 PM
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You gotta have moves like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D14-EJHaJIg

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R1masher
05/16/23 6:48:40 PM
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Why do I have you tagged as Chad?

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Starks
05/16/23 6:48:58 PM
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When DK wanted a human gf, he kidnapped her.

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Irony
05/16/23 6:49:16 PM
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R1masher posted...
Why do I have you tagged as Chad?
You must have been really really drunk and high because he is not that

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Avirosb
05/16/23 6:50:02 PM
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Starks posted...
When DK wanted a human gf, he kidnapped her.
more like Donkey Kancelled

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aarrgus
05/16/23 6:50:09 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
Why does a Gorilla have better game then I do?

Lower your standards..... look for a cute monkey.


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Gobstoppers12
05/16/23 6:50:15 PM
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R1masher posted...
Why do I have you tagged as Chad?
Maybe because of the time he said he was short and hairy like wolverine?

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Sexypwnstar
05/16/23 6:52:24 PM
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She's having crazy monkey sex after BK every night

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TerraSeeker
05/16/23 8:13:33 PM
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Are you cute or charming? Those things tend to be the reason men have cute girlfriends.

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mybbqrules
05/16/23 8:14:28 PM
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Probably because Donkey Kong doesn't post garbage takes online all the time.

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FortuneCookie
05/17/23 12:14:25 AM
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How come Donkey Kong gets a cute monkey gf but I can't get a cute monkey gf?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/9/AAdlC_AAEe9n.jpg

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