Current Events > 261, the only politics you need to concern you with is boobs are better than ass

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 1:08:01 PM
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Boobs produce life-sustaining nourishment
Ass produces septic waste

When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was good
When someone say "That was ass!" it means it was bad

If you suck on boobs, you're a chad
If you suck on ass, you're a weirdo

When you think of boob cleavage, the stereotype is a hot busty woman
When you think of ass cleavage, the stereotype is a fat plumber showing his crack

People who stare at boobs are brave heroes who risk the situation because the woman's gaze is right there and thus, they have to sharpen themselves by being crafty and subtle about it.
People who stare at ass are cowards, because there's no risk of getting caught and makes them dull.

Boob lovers understand that the appeal of boobs is that they come in many fun shapes and sizes with various nipples to enjoy, because they're open minded and enjoy variety in life
Ass lovers seem to only enjoy "big asses" and that's it, because they're narrowminded.

Boobs have a plethora of fun names like Melons, Sweater Puppies, Mommy Milkers, Bazongas, Funbags, Bongos, Honkers, etc. etc.
Ass does have a couple of fun names like Cake, Junk in the Trunk, etc., but not NEARLY as many as boobs do.

No joke, breasts have evolved to be larger and human jaw and mouth have evolved to accommodate the breast more so it's easier to nurse.
Thus, ass lovers will spout nonsense like "b-b-but ass is the original!" because they're unevolved neanderthals stuck in the past. Boobs are for the evolved homo sapien

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 1:42:53 PM
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I'm glad everyone agrees

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Aztex
05/16/23 1:43:43 PM
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No u

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Lairen
05/16/23 1:44:31 PM
#4:


Boobs are fun to suck on. Like ass isnt.....

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Southernfatman
05/16/23 1:47:09 PM
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I'm a real centrist (and not the fake kind) when it comes to these kind of politics. I love both equally.

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 1:55:40 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
I'm a real centrist (and not the fake kind) when it comes to these kind of politics. I love both equally.
You gotta have a favorite. Parents have a favorite kid; you gotta have a favorite part >_>

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Big_Nabendu
05/16/23 2:01:02 PM
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Lil boys like boobs
Real men like asses.
Shut the fuck up tc

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 2:10:47 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Lil boys like boobs
Real men like asses.
Shut the fuck up tc
Ass is for kids because they think it makes them look more adult.

Boobs are for actual adults.

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Ivynn
05/16/23 2:11:51 PM
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You forgot there's a third party.....

FEET

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 2:16:24 PM
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Ivynn posted...
You forgot there's a third party.....

FEET
Boobs > legs > ass > feet

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MarthGoomba
05/16/23 2:19:06 PM
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What about shoulders

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LearntoRead
05/16/23 2:21:35 PM
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I don't have an opinion on this, but I think @Aztex made a very good argument.
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R1masher
05/16/23 2:22:06 PM
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Sure, but the left boob is upright and perfect its just way better that right boob makes me sick that theyre both in the same bikinis and bras

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Kaldrenthebold
05/16/23 2:22:14 PM
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Tagged and marked.

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Avirosb
05/16/23 2:22:15 PM
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Did Sir Mix-a-Lot ever write a hit about boobs?

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 2:24:43 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
Tagged and marked.
Tagged for peak taste and marked so all the mods can see quality posts I hope

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 2:26:04 PM
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R1masher posted...
Sure, but the left boob is upright and perfect its just way better that right boob makes me sick that theyre both in the same bikinis and bras
All boobs are beautiful. The perkiness of small boobs, the holdability of medium boobs, and the bounciness of large boobs

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Kaldrenthebold
05/16/23 2:27:05 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Tagged for peak taste and marked so all the mods can see quality posts I hope

I am an ass man and will be till the day I die. Marked again.

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froghunter75
05/16/23 2:27:12 PM
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Well it's a good thing we got rid of the politics board... Gotta make room for gems like this topic.

No hate though TC, I'm just salty about 261 being shut down with no warning.

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TomClark
05/16/23 2:28:04 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
What about shoulders

Pervert.

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TonyKojima
05/16/23 2:38:36 PM
#21:


What about toenails?

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 2:40:27 PM
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froghunter75 posted...
Well it's a good thing we got rid of the politics board... Gotta make room for gems like this topic.

No hate though TC, I'm just salty about 261 being shut down with no warning.
Everyone grieves in different ways

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Bass
05/16/23 2:42:12 PM
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What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

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TomClark
05/16/23 2:43:26 PM
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Bass posted...
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

TomClark posted...
Pervert.


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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 2:44:36 PM
#25:


Bass posted...
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
Is that what gets you off?

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 3:57:43 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/0/AAfOu0AADv9q.jpg

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 5:59:42 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/0/AAfWomAAEe5u.jpg

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 6:01:11 PM
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Justin2Krelian
05/16/23 6:09:30 PM
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Either, though stomach beats both

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Alteres
05/16/23 6:17:45 PM
#31:


froghunter75 posted...
Well it's a good thing we got rid of the politics board... Gotta make room for gems like this topic.

No hate though TC, I'm just salty about 261 being shut down with no warning.
I see you are also a man of wait, that was sarcasm.

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Jiek_Fafn
05/16/23 6:20:40 PM
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Avirosb posted...
Did Sir Mix-a-Lot ever write a hit about boobs?
Iirc he just took a picture of his sister's and claimed they were his own

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 6:25:35 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Iirc he just took a picture of his sister's and claimed they were his own
Did his sister have nice boobs?

Pics? >_>

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 6:34:19 PM
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There are 100% cute tits. You're crazy if you think otherwise >_> Small perky tits are cute

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 6:37:45 PM
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All boobs are beautiful, my brother. They need to know that the boobs they've been blessed with are beautiful and unique like their soul

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Compsognathus
05/16/23 6:38:16 PM
#38:


NeonTentacles posted...
Ass is for kids because they think it makes them look more adult.

Boobs are for actual adults.
When I was ten, I read looked at boobs in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I look at them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. ~ CS Lewis

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 6:41:32 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
When I was ten, I read looked at boobs in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I look at them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. ~ CS Lewis
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/3/AAfWomAAD_XB.jpg

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Avirosb
05/16/23 6:43:37 PM
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"Anime is for jerks" - Jeff Gerstmann

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Humble_Novice
05/16/23 6:44:33 PM
#42:


What is TC huffing about?

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Sharashaska
05/16/23 6:45:15 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/6/AAc4wZAAEe6S.jpg

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BewmHedshot
05/16/23 6:47:08 PM
#44:


TC is objectively correct, but only those insecure about their sexuality feel the need to make lengthy posts about it.
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Heineken14
05/16/23 6:48:12 PM
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https://imgur.com/i30u17F.gif

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Heineken14
05/16/23 6:48:23 PM
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https://imgur.com/yK2D3Nh.mp4

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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 6:51:22 PM
#47:


Sharashaska posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/6/AAc4wZAAEe6S.jpg

NeonTentacles posted...
No joke, breasts have evolved to be larger and human jaw and mouth have evolved to accommodate the breast more so it's easier to nurse.
Thus, ass lovers will spout nonsense like "b-b-but ass is the original!" because they're unevolved neanderthals stuck in the past. Boobs are for the evolved homo sapien


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NeonTentacles
05/16/23 6:52:44 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
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Hell yeah

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Avirosb
05/16/23 6:52:51 PM
#49:


Ah, chesticles. The only way you can tell a fully matured anime from a 5000 year old dragon.

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Aztex
05/16/23 6:55:36 PM
#50:


@LearntoRead thank you, here is more evidence

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