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Beveren_Rabbit
05/15/23 9:23:19 PM
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that need to be scanned whenever they attend class/recess/assemblies/go to bathroom as a way to track where they have been.

Student gets into class
*scans badge*
Class is over and student is heading out of class
*scans badge*
Student needs to go to restroom
*scans badge when they leave and scans badge again when they re-enter classroom*

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AI_TechGam3FAQS
05/15/23 9:24:02 PM
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Wait until they learn theyll need a barcode tattoo when they become adults

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HBKick18
05/15/23 9:24:36 PM
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makes it easier to identify the bodies after a mass shooting

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DarthAragorn
05/15/23 9:24:56 PM
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Probably so they can ID them after the inevitable mass shooting more than anything else

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Dakimakura
05/15/23 9:25:39 PM
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only badges i had as a kid was from pokemans gyms

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Beveren_Rabbit
05/15/23 9:26:42 PM
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imagine getting in trouble because your log records showed that you went to the bathroom for a total of 30 minutes.

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bigtiggie23
05/15/23 9:34:43 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
imagine getting in trouble because your log records showed that you went to the bathroom for a total of 30 minutes.

Especially since they were probably in there with another teacher.

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justaguy3492
05/15/23 9:36:21 PM
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Same. Just morning scan in for attendance purposes.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
05/15/23 9:37:12 PM
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I think after Columbine had happened, I remember this being a regular thing when I was in school.

Edit: Not the scanning part. But they always wanted you to carry your school ID on you.

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