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Oreos74 05/15/23 12:50:34 PM #1: |
I would demolish every single woman in this movie. wonder what they look like 40 years later tho lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/e9OCH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RnA9A.gif Not an alt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 05/15/23 12:51:51 PM #2: |
Crom! --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spurner 05/15/23 12:54:01 PM #3: |
lamentations of the women. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 05/15/23 12:55:47 PM #4: |
Damn great movie. I was probably 7 or 8 when I first saw it, but man that was an awakening. --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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refmon 05/15/23 12:57:52 PM #5: |
did you ever solve the riddle of steel? --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 05/15/23 1:01:50 PM #6: |
I always preferred Conan the Destroyer. Olivia d'Abo who played that blonde princess does not look like a 54 year old woman now. --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 05/15/23 1:25:11 PM #7: |
LeoRavus posted... I always preferred Conan the Destroyer.You're right. And I never knew she was the older sister in The Wonder Years until I just looked her up. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 05/15/23 1:29:23 PM #8: |
Hollywood really needs to revive the sword and sorcery genre. Outside of Conan (and its sequel) and The Beastmaster, the whole genre is just like... awful B movies like Masters of the Universe or Wizards of the Lost Kingdom. Get George Miller to direct it, since Fury Road is basically a desertpunk sword and sorcery movie. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 05/15/23 1:32:54 PM #9: |
s0nicfan posted... Hollywood really needs to revive the sword and sorcery genre. Outside of Conan (and its sequel) and The Beastmaster, the whole genre is just like... awful B movies like Masters of the Universe or Wizards of the Lost Kingdom. What's wrong with Red Sonja? The unoffical third Conan movie. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 05/15/23 1:35:26 PM #10: |
DirkDiggles posted... What's wrong with Red Sonja? The unoffical third Conan movie. I haven't seen it, mostly because I think it's only ever been available on streaming through HBO, but even still that movie came out 3 years after Conan so it's from that same brief window where the genre was getting ANY kind of quality movie. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hitokoriX 05/15/23 1:40:00 PM #11: |
What is best in life? --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 05/15/23 1:43:02 PM #12: |
Red Sonja's bad but not super horrible if you accept it for what it is ie. a campy Cannon films (I think it was Cannon?) action flick. Brigette Nielsen was stunning as hell and a believable action star but goddamn her acting was stiffer than Arnold's as if she was dubbing herself. She was sorta better in Cobra but that wasn't saying a whole lot. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spurner 05/15/23 1:45:16 PM #13: |
I cannot see Brigette Nielsen now and not see Flavor Flav dangling off her. Its burned into my brain. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 05/15/23 1:50:39 PM #14: |
hitokoriX posted... What is best in life?Falcon on your wrist, cool wind in your hair, overlooking fields of grain. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El_Marsh 05/15/23 1:58:02 PM #15: |
Spurner posted... I cannot see Brigette Nielsen now and not see Flavor Flav dangling off her. Its burned into my brain.That's...unfortunate She'll always be Mrs Drago to me (despite being married to Rocky irl lol) It's been a very long time since I've seen Red Sonja or either Conan movie --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv Chiefs win! Chiefs win! EAT IT, HATERS! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 05/15/23 1:59:09 PM #16: |
She had a fetish for short kings like Sly and Flavor Flav >____________> --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spurner 05/15/23 2:01:27 PM #17: |
The soundtrack from the first one is just so perfect. I still crank it regularly to get pumped. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 05/15/23 2:02:54 PM #18: |
Jagr_68 posted... She had a fetish for short kings like Sly and Flavor Flav >____________>short king and flavor flav should never go together --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 05/15/23 2:29:24 PM #19: |
Alteres posted... short king and flavor flav should never go together goblin king then. He has a crown and a giant goblet plus clock necklace --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hitokoriX 05/16/23 11:27:49 AM #20: |
PoopPotato posted... Falcon on your wrist, cool wind in your hair, overlooking fields of grain. WRONG! Conan, what is best in life? --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 05/16/23 11:31:56 AM #21: |
hitokoriX posted... WRONG! Conan, what is best in life? To caress my enemies, to see them quiver before me, and to hear the ovulations of their women. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 05/16/23 6:21:46 PM #22: |
*Conan's enemy* Get your hands off me, Conan! --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irrelevant 05/16/23 6:24:47 PM #23: |
I really like it. Need more Conan movies but y'know where he has black hair and while indeed very strong he's well known to be very swift. Like what HASN'T Conan been even in just the Robert E Howard stories? Corsair, mercenary, assassin, soldier, army leader, thief, explorer, general wanderer and of course king...oh and in like two stories lost king who has to reclaim it. --- http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8513/guyversfightmc1.gif Snesman64 and I are brothers stop being surprised. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 05/17/23 9:40:06 AM #24: |
They tried a Conan reboot over a decade ago starring Jason Momoa and Military Guy from Avatar*. I doubt many people remember it existed. *personally I'll always remember Stephen Lang as Ike Clanton from Tombstone, but 'Avatar Military Guy' is a more contemporary reference. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thud 05/17/23 9:46:53 AM #25: |
Fun fact: Arnold was legit fucked up during the scene when they get to town and the camel did spook him...so he legit socked a camel on set --- Happy birthday to the GROUND! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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