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Oreos74
05/15/23 12:50:34 PM
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I would demolish every single woman in this movie.

wonder what they look like 40 years later tho lmao

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PoopPotato
05/15/23 12:51:51 PM
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Crom!

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Spurner
05/15/23 12:54:01 PM
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lamentations of the women.
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InTheEyesOfFire
05/15/23 12:55:47 PM
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Damn great movie. I was probably 7 or 8 when I first saw it, but man that was an awakening.

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refmon
05/15/23 12:57:52 PM
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did you ever solve the riddle of steel?

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LeoRavus
05/15/23 1:01:50 PM
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I always preferred Conan the Destroyer.

Olivia d'Abo who played that blonde princess does not look like a 54 year old woman now.

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PoopPotato
05/15/23 1:25:11 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
I always preferred Conan the Destroyer.

Olivia d'Abo who played that blonde princess does not look like a 54 year old woman now.
You're right. And I never knew she was the older sister in The Wonder Years until I just looked her up.

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s0nicfan
05/15/23 1:29:23 PM
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Hollywood really needs to revive the sword and sorcery genre. Outside of Conan (and its sequel) and The Beastmaster, the whole genre is just like... awful B movies like Masters of the Universe or Wizards of the Lost Kingdom.

Get George Miller to direct it, since Fury Road is basically a desertpunk sword and sorcery movie.

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DirkDiggles
05/15/23 1:32:54 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
Hollywood really needs to revive the sword and sorcery genre. Outside of Conan (and its sequel) and The Beastmaster, the whole genre is just like... awful B movies like Masters of the Universe or Wizards of the Lost Kingdom.

Get George Miller to direct it, since Fury Road is basically a desertpunk sword and sorcery movie.

What's wrong with Red Sonja? The unoffical third Conan movie.

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s0nicfan
05/15/23 1:35:26 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
What's wrong with Red Sonja? The unoffical third Conan movie.

I haven't seen it, mostly because I think it's only ever been available on streaming through HBO, but even still that movie came out 3 years after Conan so it's from that same brief window where the genre was getting ANY kind of quality movie.

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hitokoriX
05/15/23 1:40:00 PM
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What is best in life?

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Jagr_68
05/15/23 1:43:02 PM
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Red Sonja's bad but not super horrible if you accept it for what it is ie. a campy Cannon films (I think it was Cannon?) action flick.

Brigette Nielsen was stunning as hell and a believable action star but goddamn her acting was stiffer than Arnold's as if she was dubbing herself. She was sorta better in Cobra but that wasn't saying a whole lot.

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Spurner
05/15/23 1:45:16 PM
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I cannot see Brigette Nielsen now and not see Flavor Flav dangling off her. Its burned into my brain.
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PoopPotato
05/15/23 1:50:39 PM
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hitokoriX posted...
What is best in life?
Falcon on your wrist, cool wind in your hair, overlooking fields of grain.

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El_Marsh
05/15/23 1:58:02 PM
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Spurner posted...
I cannot see Brigette Nielsen now and not see Flavor Flav dangling off her. Its burned into my brain.
That's...unfortunate

She'll always be Mrs Drago to me (despite being married to Rocky irl lol)

It's been a very long time since I've seen Red Sonja or either Conan movie

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Jagr_68
05/15/23 1:59:09 PM
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She had a fetish for short kings like Sly and Flavor Flav >____________>

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Spurner
05/15/23 2:01:27 PM
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The soundtrack from the first one is just so perfect. I still crank it regularly to get pumped.
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Alteres
05/15/23 2:02:54 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
She had a fetish for short kings like Sly and Flavor Flav >____________>
short king and flavor flav should never go together

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Jagr_68
05/15/23 2:29:24 PM
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Alteres posted...
short king and flavor flav should never go together

goblin king then. He has a crown and a giant goblet plus clock necklace

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hitokoriX
05/16/23 11:27:49 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
Falcon on your wrist, cool wind in your hair, overlooking fields of grain.

WRONG! Conan, what is best in life?

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masterpug53
05/16/23 11:31:56 AM
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hitokoriX posted...
WRONG! Conan, what is best in life?

To caress my enemies, to see them quiver before me, and to hear the ovulations of their women.

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DirkDiggles
05/16/23 6:21:46 PM
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*Conan's enemy*
Get your hands off me, Conan!

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Irrelevant
05/16/23 6:24:47 PM
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I really like it. Need more Conan movies but y'know where he has black hair and while indeed very strong he's well known to be very swift.
Like what HASN'T Conan been even in just the Robert E Howard stories? Corsair, mercenary, assassin, soldier, army leader, thief, explorer, general wanderer and of course king...oh and in like two stories lost king who has to reclaim it.

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masterpug53
05/17/23 9:40:06 AM
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They tried a Conan reboot over a decade ago starring Jason Momoa and Military Guy from Avatar*. I doubt many people remember it existed.

*personally I'll always remember Stephen Lang as Ike Clanton from Tombstone, but 'Avatar Military Guy' is a more contemporary reference.

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Thud
05/17/23 9:46:53 AM
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Fun fact: Arnold was legit fucked up during the scene when they get to town and the camel did spook him...so he legit socked a camel on set

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