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Heartomaton
05/12/23 9:27:50 PM
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Seems like that would be a much more effective use of time than traveling the world to collect singular teeth from under the pillows of sleeping children.

80/80

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ViewtifulJoe
05/12/23 9:29:08 PM
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Does it have to be human teeth?
There's lots of small animals she could be preying upon too.

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AI_TechGam3FAQS
05/12/23 9:29:45 PM
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She prefers fresh teeth

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UnholyMudcrab
05/12/23 9:32:45 PM
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I'm suddenly wondering why there has never been a terrible, cheap-ass horror movie made about this

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itachi15243
05/12/23 9:37:11 PM
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I would assume this is why. Teeth don't decompose, but they do fall off after a few weeks.

What she really needs is to start making deals with funeral homes.

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