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NeonTentacles 05/12/23 3:47:21 PM #1: |
Bro, just do a float or something. I dont want to craft some sailboat cuz your weak ass doesnt know how to tread water smh --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shoot_FTH 05/12/23 3:49:57 PM #3: |
In OOT, he could only go underwater for maybe 3 seconds. That old guy even calls him out on it! --- Sunhawk. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/12/23 3:55:47 PM #4: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] NeonTentacles posted... Bro, just do a float --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 05/12/23 3:56:15 PM #5: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] So does walking, but people will walk for a bit after they get tired from running. And don't you know how to float for a short time without having to tread water? --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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theAteam 05/12/23 3:58:48 PM #7: |
You ever swim man it's fucking exhausting. --- Buffalo Bills ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/12/23 4:10:04 PM #8: |
theAteam posted... You ever swim man it's fucking exhausting.I was a lifeguard >_> NeonTentacles posted... Bro, just do a float --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ellis123 05/12/23 4:11:20 PM #9: |
People with more muscle versus fat don't float as well. Link, presumably has a combination of less fat and more muscle than what you are accustomed to. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pogo_Marimo 05/12/23 4:15:24 PM #10: |
He sucks at swimming, give him a fucking break jfc. You want him to be the Hero of Time AND Michael Phelps? --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cuttin_in_farm 05/12/23 4:16:53 PM #11: |
Wouldnt Link also have a ton of gear on him? Good luck floating with that. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PowerOats 05/12/23 4:17:32 PM #12: |
He carrying several tons of ingredients, weapons, materials, etc up his ass. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/12/23 4:17:35 PM #13: |
cuttin_in_farm posted... Wouldnt Link also have a ton of gear on him? Good luck floating with that.How does Link swim in OoT even though he has the iron boots in his pocket --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cuttin_in_farm 05/12/23 4:20:12 PM #14: |
NeonTentacles posted... How does Link swim in OoT even though he has the iron boots in his pocket Hes that good of a swimmer, bro. Just dont restrain his feet. Once he takes off the gear, hes practically a Zora. Hes just handicapped. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SolidShadow3 05/12/23 4:25:29 PM #15: |
NeonTentacles posted... How does Link swim in OoT even though he has the iron boots in his pocketmagic butthole. you ever notice how he always puts stuff right about where his ass is and then it disapears? Magic Butthole. --- By Odin's beard! TheDogFather, you will be missed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TMOG 05/12/23 4:29:36 PM #16: |
Because stamina systems where the character has the lung capacity of an asthmatic bumblebee are fun ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/12/23 4:30:45 PM #17: |
SolidShadow3 posted... magic butthole.I wish I had a magic butthole --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 05/12/23 4:33:11 PM #18: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/6/AAJHVqAAEeAK.jpg --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/12/23 4:33:53 PM #19: |
Irony posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/6/AAJHVqAAEeAK.jpgExactly! --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/13/23 7:06:26 AM #20: |
Pogo_Marimo posted... He sucks at swimming, give him a fucking break jfc. You want him to be the Hero of Time AND Michael Phelps?Dude climbs like fucking Spider-man! You're saying he swims like Sonic cuz of it? --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GeneralKenobi85 05/13/23 7:49:56 AM #21: |
To be fair, the water on the Great Sky Island is always flowing off of it, so those are some rough waters to be swimming against. --- Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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asdf8562 05/13/23 7:54:36 AM #23: |
Paragon21XX posted... So does walking, but people will walk for a bit after they get tired from running.If you aren't aware, not everyone can naturally float. So no, knowing how to float doesn't mean it will take no energy to float. Also, being out of energy to walk is not comparable being out of energy to swim. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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asdf8562 05/13/23 7:55:29 AM #24: |
NeonTentacles posted... Exactly!This doesn't work for everyone. Everyone's bodies cannot do this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/13/23 8:07:22 AM #25: |
You just take a deep breath. Now you have air in you, which is buoyant. Then you rhythmically exhale and inhale and you'll bob up and down but you wont have to kick or you'll kick or flap very little but can still regain your energy. BAM! Now you're floating if you don't have any fat. Now you can swim across the ocean no prob. --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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asdf8562 05/13/23 8:12:19 AM #26: |
NeonTentacles posted... You just take a deep breath. Now you have air in you, which is buoyant. Then you rhythmically exhale and inhale and you'll bob up and down but you wont have to kick or you'll kick or flap very little but can still regain your energy.Again, that doesn't apply to everyone. Everyone is NOT naturally buoyant, including all non fat people. Body density from muscle, fat and bones play a huge role. Ironically fat makes floating easier. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/13/23 8:13:49 AM #27: |
Air is tho. Just try it. --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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asdf8562 05/13/23 8:17:57 AM #28: |
NeonTentacles posted... Air is tho. Just try it.It's not a matter of just "trying it." Your misconception that everyone is capable of floating like that meme is plain false. Body density from muscle, fat and bones play a huge role in one ability to float and if they can how well. It is absolutely not true that everyone is buoyant, and can just float using no energy. That meme was far from a display of scientific fact of every capable body on the planet. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/13/23 8:18:30 AM #29: |
Bro. Just try it. It'll work. --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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asdf8562 05/13/23 8:19:47 AM #30: |
NeonTentacles posted... Bro.It won't. Which btw I have tried. You are just under a vast misconception that everyone is buoyant like that meme. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cheater87 05/13/23 8:20:22 AM #31: |
I found it odd how many video game characters can't swim. --- You're finally awake, welcome to the real world! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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codey 05/13/23 8:21:09 AM #32: |
asdf8562 posted... It won't. Which btw I have tried. Bro just try it --- *runs out of topic naked* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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codey 05/13/23 8:21:21 AM #33: |
codey posted... Bro just try it Just Try It --- *runs out of topic naked* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jerry_Hellyeah 05/13/23 8:23:21 AM #34: |
Why does a guy holding 4 thousand pounds of gear have trouble swimming? Real toughie. --- This is a cool sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/13/23 8:23:31 AM #35: |
Bro. Go to the nearest beach. Tell the lifeguard that "Neon sent me to try this floating technique". That way they know you'll be fine and can focus on looking at other swimmers. Do the shit. Become enlightened by the epiphany that it works. Maybe some dolphins and fish will come up and clap their fins at your success like in Little Mermaid (if they're not busy doing mating season shit) --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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codey 05/13/23 10:30:47 AM #36: |
NeonTentacles posted... Bro. Has he tried it yet? --- *runs out of topic naked* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 05/13/23 7:06:13 PM #37: |
Bro --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 05/13/23 7:07:44 PM #38: |
he like one of them super explosive athletes that lack endurance Oo like a feline also when i was a teen i was a much better climber than swimmer. like i can do those dyno things (when link "fast climbs") that link does (altho not on walls with no visible holds lmao and i couldn't do them in a row at fast pace ofc) yet i gas out swimming across a pool once. had a fairly similar body to link too tbh --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gothic 2 NOTR, Last Half Of Darkness series He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 05/13/23 7:10:57 PM #39: |
NeonTentacles posted... Bro, just do a float or something. I dont want to craft some sailboat cuz your weak ass doesnt know how to tread water smhFat floats. Some of us have to tread water to keep our heads above water. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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