Current Events > If you (are about to) fart, are you supposed to say 'excuse me'?

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wackyteen 05/12/23 1:43:29 AM #1:	Flatulence. Yes, always Yes, if it will smell Yes, if it will be audible Only in polite company No, but it won't be weird if you do No, you only say 'excuse me' after you burp , No Other Flatulence. - Results (22 votes) Yes, always 27.27% (6 votes) 6 Yes, if it will smell 0% (0 votes) 0 Yes, if it will be audible 13.64% (3 votes) 3 Only in polite company 0% (0 votes) 0 No, but it won't be weird if you do 13.64% (3 votes) 3 No, you only say 'excuse me' after you burp 13.64% (3 votes) 3 , No 31.82% (7 votes) 7 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 Somebody told me this yesterday. I've never heard of this. I've only ever heard of saying 'excuse me' after you burp. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:973418820] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote> Flatulence. Yes, always Yes, if it will smell Yes, if it will be audible Only in polite company No, but it won't be weird if you do No, you only say 'excuse me' after you burp , No Other Vote View Results Flatulence. - Results (22 votes) Yes, always 27.27% (6 votes) 6 Yes, if it will smell 0% (0 votes) 0 Yes, if it will be audible 13.64% (3 votes) 3 Only in polite company 0% (0 votes) 0 No, but it won't be weird if you do 13.64% (3 votes) 3 No, you only say 'excuse me' after you burp 13.64% (3 votes) 3 , No 31.82% (7 votes) 7 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80440728', message: '0', key: 'f1b037b0' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Somebody told me this yesterday. I've never heard of this. I've only ever heard of saying 'excuse me' after you burp. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 05/12/23 1:44:09 AM #2:	every fart should be a surprise --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:973418831] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>every fart should be a surprise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 05/12/23 1:45:15 AM #3:	Chicken posted... every fart should be a surprise Even to the deliverer. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:973418842] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite><quote>every fart should be a surprise</quote>Even to the deliverer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jennywentnorth8 05/12/23 1:57:52 AM #4:	I don't know why but the thought of a dude saying "excuse me" before proceeding to rip complete ass one but doing it in a completely serious, unironic, unsarcastic way is a fucking hilarious thought to me. <cite>Jennywentnorth8 posted [p:973418962] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>I don't know why but the thought of a dude saying "excuse me" before proceeding to rip complete ass one but doing it in a completely serious, unironic, unsarcastic way is a fucking hilarious thought to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 05/12/23 2:04:55 AM #5:	You're supposed to say "Here it comes" --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:973419042] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>You're supposed to say "Here it comes"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 05/12/23 2:07:45 AM #6:	I say "excuse me" before fart only when it's gonna be funny. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:973419073] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>I say "excuse me" before fart only when it's gonna be funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 05/12/23 2:08:36 AM #7:	If you're about to fart, you should go to the bathroom. --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:973419080] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>If you're about to fart, you should go to the bathroom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 05/12/23 2:10:31 AM #8:	I typically say "did you hear that?" prior to letting one rip, just so my ass ripping is heard loudly and proudly. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:973419106] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>I typically say "did you hear that?" prior to letting one rip, just so my ass ripping is heard loudly and proudly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C-zom 05/12/23 2:11:12 AM #9:	sabin017 posted... You're supposed to say "Here it comes" --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. http://i.imgur.com/OhZgm.jpg <cite>C-zom posted [p:973419112] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>sabin017 posted... </cite><quote>You're supposed to say "Here it comes"</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainStrong 05/12/23 5:33:25 AM #10:	Yell "fart time!" <cite>CaptainStrong posted [p:973420616] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>Yell "fart time!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/12/23 6:55:28 AM #11:	It's fartin time --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:973421241] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>It's fartin time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthWendy 05/12/23 7:06:34 AM #12:	Thats not nearly enough. If youre caught farting, the least you must do is remove yourself from society entirely. #selfcancelling --- Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme. <cite>DarthWendy posted [p:973421347] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>Thats not nearly enough. If youre caught farting, the least you must do is remove yourself from society entirely.#selfcancelling</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
texanfan27 05/12/23 7:37:27 AM #13:	No you casually blame it on someone else and leave the area calmly. --- I'm a ? Block. No, punching me won't give you power ups. <cite>texanfan27 posted [p:973421668] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>No you casually blame it on someone else and leave the area calmly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poorly 05/12/23 7:42:51 AM #14:	Big_Nabendu posted... It's fartin time That's Big_Nabendu right there! --- <cite>Poorly posted [p:973421733] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>Big_Nabendu posted... </cite><quote>It's fartin time</quote>That's Big_Nabendu right there!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/12/23 7:58:11 AM #15:	Hey, do you smell that? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:973421896] in If you (ar... [t:80440728]...</cite> <quote>Hey, do you smell that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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