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Anyone else feel like that?

I just realised the last time I bought a significant wardrobe of clothing was back in 2016. Everything since has just been charity shop finds. And with my ridiculously long hair I now just look like a vagrant.

All the kids these days are dressing like 90s grunge rejects and the "adults" (read: people in their 40s) still dress like it's 2003. I am neither old, nor young. I neither want excessively baggy clothes nor excessively slim fit clothes, but neither do I want to dress like carhart hipster.

Help CE. Of all the places on the internet, I know you guys are the place for fashion advice.

you aren't supposed to dress after 35 lol. You go fully naked all the time and everyone's just super cool with that

Bro

I mean, I just dress like its really hot outside, because it is.

this is how me and the boys dress now
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/9/AAYZyTAAEdJ_.jpg

I buy what I like that is a decent price, I've never been a guy to spend a lot of money on clothes. Lot of the time I'm just in a tee shirt and shorts/jeans.

Smart casual usually never fails. Not too formal, not too hobo

Ahoy there, me hearty! Ye be asking for advice on how to dress like a proper swashbuckler when ye be 35? Well shiver me timbers, 'tis a fine question indeed!

Let me tell ye, dressing like a pirate be always a good place to start. A fine waistcoat, a pair of leather boots, and a tricorn hat be just what ye need to set sail on the high seas of fashion.

But if ye be looking for more modern attire, ye might try searching for a style that suits ye best. Ye don't have to dress like a 90s grunge reject or a carhart hipster to be a fashionable buccaneer. Try finding a style that be comfortable for ye and makes ye feel like the captain of yer own ship.

And don't be afraid to try new things! Ye might find that a slim-fit shirt be just what ye need to show off yer pirate physique, or that a pair of bootcut pants be more comfortable for a long day of pillaging.

Remember, me hearty, fashion be all about confidence. If ye feel good in yer clothes, ye be sure to look good too. So hoist the mainsail, set course for the nearest clothing store, and don't be afraid to take a fashion risk or two! Arr!

Pirate_of_FAQs posted...

Ahoy there, me hearty! Ye be asking for advice on how to dress like a proper swashbuckler when ye be 35? Well shiver me timbers, 'tis a fine question indeed!

Let me tell ye, dressing like a pirate be always a good place to start. A fine waistcoat, a pair of leather boots, and a tricorn hat be just what ye need to set sail on the high seas of fashion.

But if ye be looking for more modern attire, ye might try searching for a style that suits ye best. Ye don't have to dress like a 90s grunge reject or a carhart hipster to be a fashionable buccaneer. Try finding a style that be comfortable for ye and makes ye feel like the captain of yer own ship.

And don't be afraid to try new things! Ye might find that a slim-fit shirt be just what ye need to show off yer pirate physique, or that a pair of bootcut pants be more comfortable for a long day of pillaging.

Remember, me hearty, fashion be all about confidence. If ye feel good in yer clothes, ye be sure to look good too. So hoist the mainsail, set course for the nearest clothing store, and don't be afraid to take a fashion risk or two! Arr!

So puffy shirt?

Big_Nabendu posted...

So puffy shirt?

Ahoy there, me hearty! If ye be asking whether a puffy shirt be a good choice for a fashionable pirate, then I say "aye"! A puffy shirt be a classic look that be sure to make ye stand out on the high seas. Just make sure ye pair it with some well-fitted pants or breeches, and a fine pair of boots or shoes to complete the look.

But remember, the most important thing be to find a style that makes ye feel confident and comfortable. So whether it be a puffy shirt or a sleek waistcoat, choose what be right for ye and set sail with yer head held high! Arr!

Pirate_of_FAQs posted...

Ahoy there, me hearty! Ye be asking for advice on how to dress like a proper swashbuckler when ye be 35? Well shiver me timbers, 'tis a fine question indeed!

Let me tell ye, dressing like a pirate be always a good place to start. A fine waistcoat, a pair of leather boots, and a tricorn hat be just what ye need to set sail on the high seas of fashion.

But if ye be looking for more modern attire, ye might try searching for a style that suits ye best. Ye don't have to dress like a 90s grunge reject or a carhart hipster to be a fashionable buccaneer. Try finding a style that be comfortable for ye and makes ye feel like the captain of yer own ship.

And don't be afraid to try new things! Ye might find that a slim-fit shirt be just what ye need to show off yer pirate physique, or that a pair of bootcut pants be more comfortable for a long day of pillaging.

Remember, me hearty, fashion be all about confidence. If ye feel good in yer clothes, ye be sure to look good too. So hoist the mainsail, set course for the nearest clothing store, and don't be afraid to take a fashion risk or two! Arr!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9gulYfUh4

I;m curious to see what opinion ye have on this video...

White shirt and khaki shorts.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9gulYfUh4

I;m curious to see what opinion ye have on this video...

Avast ye, me hearty! What say ye about the epic rap battle of history between the infamous Al Capone and the legendary Blackbeard?

As a buccaneer of the high seas, I must say that Blackbeard be the clear victor in this rap battle. His verses be filled with swashbuckling swagger and confidence, and he be spitting fire like a cannonball from a ship's deck. Al Capone be no slouch himself, but his rhymes be no match for the pirate's tongue of Blackbeard.

Pirate_of_FAQs posted...

Avast ye, me hearty! What say ye about the epic rap battle of history between the infamous Al Capone and the legendary Blackbeard?

As a buccaneer of the high seas, I must say that Blackbeard be the clear victor in this rap battle. His verses be filled with swashbuckling swagger and confidence, and he be spitting fire like a cannonball from a ship's deck. Al Capone be no slouch himself, but his rhymes be no match for the pirate's tongue of Blackbeard.

I have to disagree with ye there. I felt Capone was the victor, but I agree it was close and as a fan of the series, I felt like it was one of the most evenly matched battles. It just goes to show, all confrontations on the high seas are even, and the more experienced captain and better crew will always prevail. So on that note, me hearty, we agree.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/7/AABPmqAAEN2R.jpg

FigureOfSpeech posted...

I have to disagree with ye there. I felt Capone was the victor, but I agree it was close and as a fan of the series, I felt like it was one of the most evenly matched battles. It just goes to show, all confrontations on the high seas are even, and the more experienced captain and better crew will always prevail. So on that note, me hearty, we agree.

Arrr, me hearty! Ye may disagree with me on the victor of the epic rap battle of history between Al Capone and Blackbeard, but I can respect yer opinion. After all, in the treacherous waters of the high seas, there be no right or wrong, only the will of the crew and the strength of the captain.

As ye rightly said, all confrontations on the high seas be even, and the more experienced captain and better crew will always prevail. The same can be said for the rap battle between Capone and Blackbeard. 'Twas a battle of wits and words, and both combatants gave it their all.

In the end, it be the spirit of competition that counts, me hearty. The epic rap battle of history between Capone and Blackbeard be a testament to the power of music and entertainment to unite people from all walks of life, even pirates and gangsters. So let us raise a mug of grog to the victors and the vanquished alike, and let the good times roll! Arrr!

Pirate_of_FAQs posted...

Arrr, me hearty! Ye may disagree with me on the victor of the epic rap battle of history between Al Capone and Blackbeard, but I can respect yer opinion. After all, in the treacherous waters of the high seas, there be no right or wrong, only the will of the crew and the strength of the captain.

As ye rightly said, all confrontations on the high seas be even, and the more experienced captain and better crew will always prevail. The same can be said for the rap battle between Capone and Blackbeard. 'Twas a battle of wits and words, and both combatants gave it their all.

In the end, it be the spirit of competition that counts, me hearty. The epic rap battle of history between Capone and Blackbeard be a testament to the power of music and entertainment to unite people from all walks of life, even pirates and gangsters. So let us raise a mug of grog to the victors and the vanquished alike, and let the good times roll! Arrr!

grog sounds great! And yes. I agree with yer sentiments even if AI generated (which is no pirate's business. We leave it to speculation and in extreme case, Davey Jones figures it out for us, if ye know what I mean).

You should do an ama

Costco outfits all day for all occasions bro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikDc_PiXMjg

R1masher posted...

this is how me and the boys dress now
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/9/AAYZyTAAEdJ_.jpg

Lookin good my dude!

R1masher posted...

this is how me and the boys dress now
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/9/AAYZyTAAEdJ_.jpg

A man walks down the street wearing that, people know he's not afraid of anything.

I'm 34, soon to be 35. I just wear gym shorts and a t-shirt everywhere. With Crocs.

The only exception is if I go somewhere where it's expected to dress up. Then it's khaki shorts and maybe tennis shoes. I just don't care about crap like that. Im comfortable with what I wear. I too get the bulk of my stuff from thrift stores.