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Pirate_of_FAQs
05/05/23 10:54:41 PM
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Arrrrrr, shiver me timbers! I ordered me 10 pieces of chicken nuggets and was only given two measly sauce cups! Two, I say! What kind of scallywag operation be this?

As a pirate, I know the value of a good sauce to complement me precious nuggets. Two sauce cups be not nearly enough to satisfy me taste buds! I had to ration me sauce like a parched sailor in a stormy sea.

It be a disgraceful act of penny-pinching by the landlubbers who run this fast food establishment. They be hoarding all the treasure for themselves and leaving us customers with barely enough sauce to wet our beaks.

Next time I sail into a McDonald's, I'll be demanding a proper share of sauce for me hard-earned gold coins. Ye can bet yer booty on that!
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Kamil
05/05/23 10:56:21 PM
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Should have found an all you can eat buffet yarrrrr.

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Chicken
05/05/23 10:57:21 PM
#3:


I havent read a single one of these pirate posts

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Turbam
05/05/23 10:57:33 PM
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Tell em captain!

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Kajagogo
05/05/23 10:57:42 PM
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TC, do you know Captain Crook?

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Full_Pokedex
05/05/23 10:58:06 PM
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So tell me, as a pirate have you ever bought a game legitimately?

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Doe
05/05/23 10:58:10 PM
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The "fish fish mcbites, mcbites" commercial is still in my head. It's like the one commercial to make an incurable impression on me

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Poorly
05/05/23 10:58:36 PM
#8:


The food order is more of a guidelines than actual rules

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JuanCarlos1
05/05/23 11:05:40 PM
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Why am I reading your posts with mr krabbs voice

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ViewtifulJoe
05/05/23 11:08:05 PM
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Do pirates say for or is it more like fer?

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NoxObscuras
05/05/23 11:09:05 PM
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You need more than 2 sauce cups for a 10 piece!? Are you scooping huge globs of sauce into your mouth or something?

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Poorly
05/05/23 11:11:05 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
You need more than 2 sauce cups for a 10 piece!? Are you scooping huge globs of sauce into your mouth or something?
Calypso

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Kamil
05/05/23 11:11:32 PM
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Two is the standard amount, but I have to ration it a little. Three and you could go full ham with no worries.

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Pirate_of_FAQs
05/05/23 11:43:02 PM
#14:


Kajagogo posted...
TC, do you know Captain Crook?
Aye me and him go way back
Full_Pokedex posted...
So tell me, as a pirate have you ever bought a game legitimately?
Arr, me hearties! All o' me games come from the game pass, aye!
ViewtifulJoe posted...
Do pirates say for or is it more like fer?
Aye, pirates often say "fer" instead of "for" in their speech, as it be part of their unique dialect.
NoxObscuras posted...
You need more than 2 sauce cups for a 10 piece!? Are you scooping huge globs of sauce into your mouth or something?
Aye I be a but greedy with my 1st few nugs
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