Current Events > Drinking Topic 164 - The Absence of Alcohol

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Gotta tell ya you just limited your women options severely with that.....

"Honey can you get me a the vodka outta the freezer?" "WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS FROZEN TICKS IN HERE!!!!!!!"

"So how bout that vodka?"

A Black Widow person would like Gin....

How did you let her go??? She sounds like 1/5,000,000

Wicked tune

Ultra Sect - Public Enemy

https://youtu.be/5-npsl9rsqU

https://youtu.be/8mMHsSjb1Bw

So you guys were both got fuckered up on the gin and wandered around in the woods looking for bugs and both had fun doin it?

I probably don't wanna know what led to that breakup but it had to be somethin big.

@Johnny_Nutcase
https://youtu.be/u4XqdMT9m_g

I see that and I raise you this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKqAsb-z3y8

I used to know how to play that one as a teenager.

I'm going to see Aerosmith on their final tour this fall. black Crowes are opening up for them as well. So that's like my two childhood bands, both I've seen 5-6 times, playing a show together.

https://youtu.be/BYyRLTveFJQ

They play this song a lot on the radio station the one dude plays at work.

https://youtu.be/gYdlqjiQPAc

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They play this song a lot on the radio station the one dude plays at work.

https://youtu.be/gYdlqjiQPAc

I had no idea who I ever thought did this song but CRACKER was not it. One hit wonder they were....

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That is soooo fucked up..... You didn't think about sex and she did and you cheated first????? You weren't digging her I guess if you cheated on her.

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That looks very much like the one I saw. I did not notice dimples or lack of dimples at the time though. And yes, I am in the east.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Keep him as a pet what are you fuckin nuts?????

Oddly enough if I find a rattlesnake I can deal with that even though it will try to kill me too. The difference is the size. I can worth with a snake. I grew up with Black Widows and Western Diamondbacks my whole life. I DON'T like small little fuckers that can be deadly and can get anywhere. Snakes.... ehhh I can get a rattlesnake into something and let him loose. He's not lookin for a fight and neither am I so those I relocate.... far far away.

I see so many people freaking out about Tarantulas here and i'm like..... they're fucking harmless and you're just weirded out by their size. I have no problem with those jerk asses either.

for me, it's more about proportions than size. I don't like long skinny-legged things. Tarantulas don't bother me at all. I fucking love huge caterpillars and moths. Mantises are awesome. Dragonflies are interesting. There aren't really any big beetles around here except June Bugs. No problem with those either. But stuff like house centipedes, daddy long legs and crane flies? I do not like those. I generally try not to kill them if I can avoid it and I have gotten better about that over the years, but I had a phobia of them as a kid (and of house centipedes even as an adult because I didn't see one until I was in my late 20s or early 30s and I didn't know what it was until a bit later).

Also giant ichneumon wasp. Look that shit up (the females specifically). Literal fuckin eldritch horror monster and they are big fuckers too. I had a run in with one at work once, same place as the fake black widow, and it was not fun. What I didn't know though is that ichneumon wasps can't sting. They're harmless too. They're angry assholes if you trap them, but the worst they can do is just bite and the larger caterpillars that I really like have larger and stronger mandibles/jaws. Still, in appearance, they are nightmare fuel to me. I'm just glad I know they're harmless now so I don't have to go into panic mode if I encounter another one.

https://youtu.be/gmUXD3iqSpI

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They play this song a lot on the radio station the one dude plays at work.

https://youtu.be/gYdlqjiQPAc

a college roommate tried to call that my theme song because of another group of friends I had who would smoke all the time and he himself only rarely smoked. I was like "bruh I don't go out of my way lol but if they show up and offer, I'm not gonna turn it down." We were both drunks. He was a once in a while smoker, I was only slightly more than that. There was some irony to all of that too but that's discord exclusive

I see your religion and I raise you this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKvCV8MFIaw

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Well hey at least she didn't scream her lungs out at you in the parking lot at work for 30 minutes and then randomly quit after the others found her trashy for immediately fucking another guy at the same time she was trying to get us to go to couples therapy.... Under noooo circumstances would I have ever done that. BEFORE marriage? Obviously not gonna work out.

Can't tell ya how many time's i've heard the phrase "You dodged a bullet".

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no

I did see some hornet and/or wasp I didn't recognize though once and it looked like it had fucked up a yellow jacket and appeared to be wrapping it up like a spider would with a web. I got too close and it got spooked. It was in a screened porch and attempted unsuccessfully to bite its way through the screen. I trapped it in an empty soup can and that really pissed it off. I put it outside of the porch and then reached out the door with a dog leash to knock over the can to free it and it flew off immediately. No fucking clue what it was. Had a body structure like a hornet crossed with a bumblebee but iirc it was all black or mostly black. Very compact. Wide head. Loud buzz and hit the walls of the soup can as it was flying around loud enough to make audible pinging sounds.

It's always best to lose alllll contact.

NO you absolutely should have that's the beauty of gettin drunk. I only knew you for spiders and thought you were ok. Now I like you cuz you opened up a little and became a human being.

Check out the New Mexico State Insect. These mother fuckers hunt down Tarantulas.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/3/AAHlKpAAEcwb.jpg

If you have Discord join us. It's basically this drinking topic but we don't get modded for saying "poop". Let me know i'll send you the invite link if you're interested. Smackems is in there. He gave up on this shit. Mabus pops in too.

You should be and can be....

This is not Smackems at lunchtime...... or anytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GESbwhSowEY

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It's hard to say exactly what it was doing. I didn't see an actual web, but when I saw it, it was on its back on the floor of the porch. The yellow jacket corpse was above it, and it was spinning it around with its legs (the hornet was about twice the size of the yellow jacket). I didn't know what it was doing and I spooked it before I could get a closer look. The yellow jacket was clearly dead though. It was unclear if the other one killed it.

Also, you should join the discord. Everyone there is chill as fuck and awesome. You would be a great addition. Just my 2 cents.

@drizztlink

SIR

Groovy, we play Mario Kart sometimes, you are welcome to jump in one night if you have a Switch.

normally I hate commercials but this one really makes me want to try this beer... (I would recommend muting it, unless you don't hate "all star" by smash mouth)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlY-iNrqFDo

Finally put up outdoor wifi. Now I can watch hockey by the fire without the signal going wonky.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Finally put up outdoor wifi. Now I can watch hockey by the fire without the signal going wonky.

How big is your yard?

About 50' x 50' in the back, and an inexplicable twenty feet more past the back fence.
Not having to fuck around with repeaters in bad locations in the house, is pretty neat.

Nice.

I wish I had a yard. Especially now that the weather is getting good.

It was 30 the other day here.

Yesterday and today have been like 17 and rainy as fuck and feel colder than 17.

Thats like 76 and math stuff I'm too lazy to do in American I think.

CanuckCowboy posted...

It was 30 the other day here.

Yesterday and today have been like 17 and rainy as fuck and feel colder than 17.

Thats like 76 and math stuff I'm too lazy to do in American I think.

Nice. You been out on your bike much yet this year?

I've been sitting in the same spot on my couch, drinking beer for like 12 hours now.

What an exhilarating life I lead.

At least the tunes are good.

https://youtu.be/J9INnMMwvnk

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I've been sitting in the same spot on my couch, drinking beer for like 12 hours now.

What an exhilarating life I lead.

At least the tunes are good.

https://youtu.be/J9INnMMwvnk

Hey when i'm at work all day sitting on the couch is all I can think of. So it's not all bad.

Was just listening to this in the car. Time to get drunkered up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX3o1O8ZsTw

For the first time ever, I fully completed a Diablo 3 season. I was not able to solo it but another player from another gamefaqs discord offered help and I accepted and I don't even know what the fuck he did lol I was left behind but the task was complete before I had any idea what was going on.

a W is a W lol, even though I couldn't follow what was happening.

Oh SHIT I forgot you were the one playing D3 too. I actually just got back into it because they added a buncha new perks makes the game pretty trivial.

I was talking with my old neighbor today. His daughter is graduating next year and she lives in Germany. They're going to all go out for it and he wants me to go. Can't see a real reason not to.

We would be stayin with her and her mom so don't have to pay for shit hotel wise.

I mayyyy be going to Germany next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRoQkkwuJE

Nice man, when about? If you can manage to go in fall, Oktoberfest will keep you drunk for days.

Oh fuck Oktoberfest i'll be drunk in the El Paso Airport and continue on in Atlanta for a 7 hour layover or whatever it's gonna be.

When I was in the Army traveling a lot, airports have a spot for military personnel that has free drinks, bathrooms, and a bunch of cots so you could take a nap if you wanted to. I'd have a long layover, get drunk at the airport and go sleep it off til my next flight. Drinking and airports are like drinking and fishing.

Get your fuck ass in the discord it's easier to talk to you. Of course an international flight is gonna be me drunk/sleepin it off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XnChHOgAxU